Items jacked from your school

lorida

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At my school, people steal really random shit;

-4 huge blown speakers

-a complete drumset (it was a son+father team, the son broke into the school, the dad drove the get-away car)

-sex brochures

-laptop(s)

-computer speakers

-keyboards

what's been "borrowed" from your school that was out of the norm?
 
Somebody took the balls out of the mice in our IMC. I know that sounded kinda weird, but the librarian totally flipped.
 
we had a fire drill in september and someone walked out with a computer. like not the screen, just the motherboard or w/e it is.
 
Someone stole laptops from my brother's special needs learning class. Like honesly howlow can you go!
 
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here it is set up as a ride-on for a snowskate
 
somebody stole my driver ed teachers car...well not really stole it..but they moved it to another parking lot across the street...it was a 4 man team and it was a geo metro.....the teacher deserved it
 
we always gank shit from the senior lockers because they thing that they are so big and bad so they don't lock them
 
we did something like that too, but i know the teachers girl friend and she gave me a key so we unlocked his car and moved it into the front of the school into a fire lane, and had the principal annoce the car in the fire lane. He thought it was pretty funny
 
good ole' vending machine heists, good times until the school got smart after the 4th time and reinforced them. But we still do the occaisionaly kitchen room jacking if the oppurtunity is there.
 
someone super glued toothpicks into EVERY SINGLE LOCK at our school.

we would steal backpacks full of food every single day from the financially challenged cafeteria. it was government funded so fuck them and the stupid ass mexicans who got free food every day for being "latino"
 
bongoes, a djembe, congas, several sets of drumsticks, a PA that we borrowed and still have 3 years later, some mic stands and mics that people left at battle of the bands, computer speakers
 
i stole a 15 inch Sub from the auditorium it was in the box still... just kinda extra... I put it in my car its pretty bad ass...
 
somebody stole all the money for our school formal afterparty (it turned out to be about $10,000) so they searched everyones lockers, in the process finding a bong, the schools original adobe creative suite disc (bear in mind they cost nearly $2000) and the hermaphrodite video that went "missing" from the science dept.
 
my friedn stole-

A large clock

A caution wet floor sign

A desk, yes a whole desk, the kind with the chair attached

A teacher's spinny desk chair

keyboards, mice, speakers ect

Brooms

Text books

A lot of other shit that i dont remember.
 
people steel liek the 200 dollar scales from teh science department cause there dope for weighing shit(cough couhg) and some kid stole a big chunk of franscium, anyone in chemestry know when this shit interacts with water its like more powerful than dinomite.

but ya the kid threw it off a bridge, appearently there was a pretty huge explosion
 
I used to take copies of books I liked. I'd just "forget" mine one day, get a second copy, take it home, and return one of them. They were old and ratty, but I got my copy.
 
I was at my old elementary school a year ago working at the ski and skate sale, closing it down, so I went into the attic to put some hangers away and I saw two brand new, still taped in the box, apple ibooks. the good ones, I wanted to take one so so so bad, would of been so easy. But I didn't.
 
in 9th grade my clothes got jacked from my gym locker while was in gym class. i had to wear my gym clothes around for the last period of the day
 
i stole an erlenmyer flask and a test tube with the hopes of making a sweet water bong but my dreams were shot down when i took a torch to the flask and realized that pyrex does, in fact, not melt.
 
People always steel stuff from gym lockers

3 days ago, one person got an ipod stolen, and another person got 60 bux stolen
 
ummm, how did he manage that? as soon as u expose it to air there's probably enough water to blow it up. i don't think that ur school had a big chunk of francium.... potassium maybe.
 
We stole about 100 things and stuffed them in a locker, they did not find it until summer and their was food in it
 
i got my fucking shoes stolen once

my brother teard a electricity panal from school. with is friend he broke the cafeteria gate and took chip chocolate bars he had fucking chip for 2 month

i stole a case of power rade from the supply room . in the lab there so much thing that wee steal my friend got 600 wood match package in math i stole the answer booklet :P and sell copy of exam for 5 bucks ahahaha the shitiest thing that happens at our schoole poeple take their belts and attach it around the locker and they pull hard so the lock brake and they dteal everything in your locker
 
every thing gets stolen.

-some kid glued our band class's door shut -so we had to have class in the ampitheter.

-someone shit on a teachers doorstep. -someone smothered shit on a teachers door.

-ipods (mine was actually stolen but i got it back cuz i had one of those signature things.)

-computers

everything.
 
this kid took a snake from science, he just put it in his jacket or something and everybody always take the balls out of the computer mouses in the IMC
 
you should have seen andrew hunt on friday, he took the ball out of the mouse and throw it across the room at the lady, she thought it was me because i was laughing so hard
 
in my school the "wiggers" steal money for weed out of ppls pockets in the locker room while everyone is in gym class... the sad part they smoke complete shwagg
 
That was my science class that started that whole idea. We have it 7th hour, and they were there for 6th so there's no ?it was us.
 
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