Italians mean bussiness....

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skiing_monkeys

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Luigi (father): 'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'

Luigi: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter..'

Son: 'Well, in that case . . . ok'

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.

Luigi: 'I have a husband for your daughter...'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'

Luigi: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok'

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Luigi: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President: 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'

Luigi : 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'

President: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok'

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.
 
a few of my buddies were leaving a strip club late one night when a convoy of 2 suped up cars went flying by them. the 2nd car unrolled one of its windows and a hat came flying out and hit one of my friends. my friend picked up the hat and both cars slammed on their brakes and 2 car fulls of italians piled out of the car and proceeded to beat the shit out of my buddies with belt buckles....

fucking italians
 
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