It is possible to tear yourself a new ass

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BradGeiger

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So I have been having some pain at the top of my butt crack ever since the accident, and I thought it was just from laying on my back. It has been getting more and more painful so I roled over an had my wife see what it was. She started laughing because I have a vertical 2 inch split in my skin. It happened from the impact when I hit the ground. I have proved it. A person can actually tear themself a new ass. ha ha ha. Just one more thing to add to the list.
 
yep born without an ass, right after i was born they like cut me open on my side an gave me a colomasty bag(spelling?)and about 3 months i had the surgery to basically make me a new ass, i was the youngest person in florida to ever have the surgery(claim) the only thing is i dont have the muscle in there spentictor or whatever its called, so wen i have to shit i have to shit, it can suck skiing sometimes, and i am a legend around my school, and i get out of class whenever i want
 
So I have 2 asses and we have a quy who had no ass an now has an artificial ass. Is there anyone else that can make me feel better about my situation. If there is anyone else out there missing an ass, I have an extra one you can have. HA HA, the worlds first Ass transplant. I love NS.
 
It would be based on the weight. My first ass is big and juicy. My 2nd ass is less impressive. Its kind of like the Movie Twins. My first ass is Arnold and my second ass is Danny Devito, so I dont think the ship price would be to bad.
 
i was sure i'd regret clicking on that thread but NO hahaha this is so funny and no way that you were born without an ass... when you say your the youngest to have that surgery... it means that the others lived without and ass? or theyr ass closed at one point in their life haha??
 
this forum is kinda messed up...you kids scare me...but i still support your lack of asses, and one balls...
 
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