It hurts when I pee

[WisconsinJibs]

My johnson gets unhappy when I piss

 

[yasgur99]

Cut it off

 

[GayWolf420]

le epix troles OP xD!!!! u r mastur troller!!!!!!!! we r leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegun! xD

 

[Wallisch_pl]

Basically you're going through your man period. Most guys on here aren't old enough, but I'll tell you.

When you turn 13 you pee out your pp a couple of times and then it's over, also something like you need to pass your kidneys through your penis. Yeah, you have to make your kidneys come out your pp...

 

[.MASSHOLE.]

You have AIDS.

 

[iFlip]

That reminds me of one of the best names for a wireless network: It Hurts When IP

 

[fupaface]

take a turkey baster fill it with hot water and calamine lotion, jam that sucker up you urethra and thoroughly douche. And presto your johnson will be back to tip top shape. YOUR WELCOME

 

[WisconsinJibs]

That reminds me of one of the best names for a wireless network: It Hurts When IP

I'm changing my internet name right now...

 

[Glone]

Cut it off

We'll cut off your johnson Lebowski!

 

[Wampire]

Interesting......have you tried poking with a needle? that usually clears out the excess blud clots

 

[JAHpow]

Interesting......have you tried poking with a needle? that usually clears out the excess blud clots

excess blud clots

blud clots

blud

 

[.Hugo.]

That's what happens when you let dudes suck you off

 

[Dr.Dealgood]

You should probably stop masturbating your little troll dick with your mom's shampoo.

 

[soulskier]

Surely you can't be serious

 

[PungentMelon]

 

[theabortionator]

When I was talking about the good old days of trolling this wasn't what I meant

 

[Huck_Fin]

its from fucking OP's mom too much

 

[whoa-dere]

it pees when i hurt

 

[acualywasdolan]

Basically you're going through your man period. Most guys on here aren't old enough, but I'll tell you.

When you turn 13 you pee out your pp a couple of times and then it's over, also something like you need to pass your kidneys through your penis. Yeah, you have to make your kidneys come out your pp...

Lies...

 

[.undetected]

No like if you see the left of yours then it can come out and become what it needs.

 

[theabortionator]

its from fucking OP's mom too much

EPIC BUMP DUDE!

 

[gRAPEFRUIT]

le epix troles OP xD!!!! u r mastur troller!!!!!!!! we r leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegun! xD

k.

 

[CheddarJack]

Surely you can't be serious

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!

 

[.Hugo.]

And don't call me Shirley!

First one to name that movie gets +k

 

[CheddarJack]

First one to name that movie gets +k

Only one of the best movies of all time. Airplane.

 

[.Hugo.]

Only one of the best movies of all time. Airplane.

-k. haha you fell for my trap

 

[CheddarJack]

-k. haha you fell for my trap

 

[Lé.Skiing]

When I was talking about the good old days of trolling this wasn't what I meant

thread jack.

thread is now nic cage.

 

[SquattingDog]

My piss gets unhappy when I Johnson.

 

[act.resist]

did you try setting it to wumbo? you have it set to M for mini.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

thread jack.

thread is now nic cage.

 

[freestyler540]

here are basic questions:

Did you have sex?

yes: its clamidia, go see a doctor

no: Its is abnormally red or dark?

Yes: go see a doctor

no: shut up pussy