Issues

Wear it with pride. You shouldn't be looking to get rid of the tan, get rid of the "friends..." and find some with the same scorch marks. They'll likely be chiller to hang with anyways
 
Last year i was told i looked like a raccoon with cheetoes on its face, just get used to it and rock it
 
Dude fuck those people. Goggle tan is a badge of honour. I'm fucking embarrassed I don't have mine anymore.

Someone makes fun of you for riding outside enough that you get a goggle tan? Make fun of them for sitting on their fat fucking ass playing call of duty.

 
I was in class yesterday and my teacher was balls deep in a rant about his cat pissing on his band saw in his garage and he stopped at said to me "what the fuck is on your face boy" I told him it was my balaclava and shades tan from skiing and he replied with "wear that mask proudly"
 
I wear my goggles in the summer so I can get a really good one. Anyone who makes fun of goggle tan is highly insecure about themselves, find that insecurity and rip it to shreds.
 
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