ISmokeweed might get checked into rehab...

Me: What are y'all doin' in here?

My friend: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.

Me: You're smoking *reefers*?

My friend: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?

Me:No, Sam. I can't.

Other friend: Come on, Dewey! Join the party!

My friend: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!

Me: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.

My friend: It doesn't give you a hangover!

Me: Wha-I get addicted to it or something?

My friend: It's not habit-forming!

Me: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.

My friend: You can't OD on it!

Me: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?

My friend: It makes sex even better!

Me: Sounds kind of expensive.

My friend: It's the cheapest drug there is.

Ended up in rehab guys.. its super cereal
 
haha sounds like your rich ass parents are just pumped to throw away money.

maybe if they'd quit being such fuck bone parents and actually do their job they wouldn't have a delinquent son that they wouldn't have to admit to rehab for a drug that isn't even addicting. poor them.
 
Sounds like leave the house and go to rehab or leave the house and smoke weed errrrrday. think about it bro
 
Yeah who wants to go to rehab and have their parents support when you can go live on the streets being high all the time. F rehab man I'd move out and just find a place in the woods where I can live and grow/smoke my own product.
 
fuck weed!

smoke concentrates

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dab city bitch
 
Worst of both worlds. Parents think you're a crazy drug addict and all your new crazy drug addict friends at rehab think you're a huge pussy. Have fun.
 
I mean it sort of makes sense if your self control is worth shit and all you want to do is get stoned but rehab for weed?
 
haha theres such thing as rehab for weed? stupidest thing ive heard. you should just start doing crack then your parents got a problem.
 
Omg they said theyd stop paying for my car and iphone if I didnt go to rehab! Omg lol life sux
 
Hahahahhahahaha my brother went to rehab for weed. He said he was in there with a bunch of alcoholics and pill heads. Good luck.
 
Because I find Kat Williams funny, or the fact that he smokes weed? Just because I like/enjoy a comedian that doesn't automatically mean I have the same lifestyle that they do.
 
once you start down hash oil highway there is no return haha, weed won't work anymore.

Since everyone else is ripping you a new one, and I've been in this situation before, I'll help you out as best I can. Of course your parents are different than mine, but I was threatened all throughout high school with the whole drug testing and rehab gig if I got caught with weed one more time. This was just a never ending cycle, cause in reality both my parents understood that weed wasn't really detrimental to me. I did fine in HS, got good grades, and went to a good university (CU). I stayed out of trouble with the law for the most part, and never actually legally got caught with weed. It was when my parents found $800 in cash and my scale that they sat down and gave me the HEAVY talk.

It's really the dealing you have to stay away from. It makes your habit look 10x worse to them. Obviously I understand you just want to smoke for free, as did I, along with the thousands of high schoolers in america that sell. But when it all comes down to it, they're looking out for you. Getting caught with pre weighed bags and a scale by an officer is far worse than getting caught by your parents, trust me.

You have to gain their trust back. Offer for them to drug test you monthly for as long as they see fit. Again I don't know your parents, but mine never actually did. It was a trust thing. I didn't smoke for a few months, and they never tested me. After awhile I began smoking again, and now can do so freely in my room with my parents consent.

Act remorseful (even though we aren't) and agree with your parents about the whole situation. Explain to them that it was a fun activity that you can give up if that means staying at home and not going to rehab. (bring up the drug testing).

Hope that helped just a little bit, and good luck.
 
hash oil my friend. the new craze wherever medicinal marijuana is legal. great bud has around 20% THC content. Oil can get up to 90% THC content. One dab is comparable to an entire bowl to the face in one hit. It's wonderful.
 
I disagree with you fully. I should also sling a stereotypical and poorly though out internet insult at you. However, you rep Powerhouse gym just like me br0!

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oh sounds fun. but is it covering a pepper or something? looks like someone gooped the hash oil all over some kind of exotic fruit
 
I feel for OP. I just feel like there comes a point in "most" peoples lives where they realize they have to grow up, your 18, pretty much the age where things start getting a little more real. Weeds not really that big of deal but when your as careless as you were responsibility kinda comes and hits you in the balls in the form of your parents. Life goes on.
 
Thank teh Jezuzz. So much easier than making bubble hash with the sugar trim. Ugh. Not to mention you get to blow peoples' whole minds when they see the bulb/nail/torch apparatus.

 
haha that blows dre.... get into kollege. and say peace to ROSANNNNNNAAAAAAA and her anti weed rulez.
 
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