Is this normal?

davidh

davidh

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Well, my mom makes me be a catholic, and she's making me get confirmed. So I had one of the classes today, and we were talking about abstinance. The funny thing is, all I was thinking about was how much I wanted to get the girl sitting across from me in the sack.

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hey man, my parents wanted me to get confirmed, all the kids there were straight A preppies who i didnt get along with except for my one friend phil who always went blazed and i was sittin there blazed and it was fuckin good times, they would kick us out because we didnt agree with what they were saying, then they would call our parents. One time they wanted me to go to a 'retreat' which was 4 hours long and i told my mom i was gonna go skiing and i had all my stuff with me, so i sat there for 20 minutes decided it was gay told the people i was leaving and then they called my house and said 'nicks gone missing we're worried about him and he wont be able to finish the program'. whatever i dropped out 2 weeks later after they lied to my parents saying that they didnt know where i was and i found out they charged 250 bucks for me to do it.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
My parents aren't making me get confirmed.

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im not familiar with this confirmed stuff, what is it?

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Im a confirmed catholic. My church was actually pretty cool about it though. Like they dont force all the hardcore bible memorizing and stuff like that onto you, its more of a God and high school type of thing. They barely even involve the church so i thought it was actually pretty nice. We didnt even talk about abstinance.

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God dosent exist dont bother and tell your mom you rather be open to diffrent religons and her will for you to be cathloic is stupid and goes agist your own faith of waht god is.

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the title makes this sound like it could be a fun thread. but i was dissappointed.

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haha that was great, but don't get confirmed if you don't want to, i fucking hate the catholic religion (no offence, i have just seen the bad side of it) i have spent 11 years now in catholic school and it made me realize these people are assholes, now im protestant and regret doing all that confirmation crap like the memorization of '50 things you must know for god to love you' n shit like that, when it comes to religion do what you want to do because that will make you happy,(just stay moral bout it and don't tap the chick across the room, and hope i didn't offend anybody with this but its my opinion)

 
im getting confirmed... but i also get a lot of money so that's a +

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
i had to go to CCD for a couple years then i got confirmed and i told my mom i wasnt doin it anymore. i havent gone to church since

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^^ what, somebody's paying you to believe in their religion?

That's wrong on so many levels... ahahaha

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if you dont want to do it, dont. you cant be forced in religion. Girls are hotter in chuch, they seem more innocent.

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im protestant so its like the same thing but without the commitment and no classes or confirming

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compromising your own morals for someone else is weak, but talk is cheap so who gives a fuck

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Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
you should just make up your own religion where hot chicks have to fuck with you.

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I did a bunch of that stuff back in 2nd and 3rd grade, maybe later on but I can't remember any memories before 5th grade so I don't know. I got confirmed and then never went back to church so I don't know if its legit to do that?

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^^ its called mormonism

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yeah my parents wanted me to be confirmed but the lady was a real bitch and so was everyone in my class so i quit

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plus they thought that the most convenient time was saturday at like 7 am, and most saturdays i was on the road up to vt. what were they thinking?

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heres a convo i had with a girl who was getting confirmed...

her-'I cant go, Im busy with getting confirmed and everything.'

me-'What's getting confirmed?'

her-'It's a thing you do in church. I will be one step closer to god after it.'

me-'If you want to be closer to god, why dont you just take a nice strong rope and hang yourself?'

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try this pickup line to a girl, hey sweetie, you wanna see god tonight? (inferring when youre fucking them theyll be screaming ohhh god

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
whats conforming?

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im so anutreligous i go to church like 4 times a year if

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im sorry, but organized religion is week as shit. im not very religious, and i dont believ in a physical god, (more so in a inner spiritual sense) but if sitting in some room listening to some child molestor BS is your idea of being religious and getting closer to god, your a fool. take a walk out in the mountains on durring sunset or something, thats probably the most spiritual expeirience you could have.

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It depends whether you believe in catholosism or not. If you come from a catholic point of view then it is wrong, if you come from a christian point of view then its wrong but that it is a part of human nature, but if you view it from a person with no religious point of view then its normal. It comes down to what you belive in, and how strongly. Some people are believe that there is enough to supouse that there is a god, and subsequently that if they do not believe in it they will have to be judged at some point after death, but its irrational to believe, but all opinion based.

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well... you 're not forbidden to think about it, but to do it! wantein' it and bein' stronger than those feelings shows you a right man. I'm deeply catholic. I made what you're thinkin' about. and i'll regret it my whole life. bein' the only one for your wife or husband is the greatest present you can make man. be strong. confirm and deserve it, ... more than me ...

 
Go into confirmation and just whip out your cock and start masturbating, then they won't bother you anymore.

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