Is this creepy or am I just too sensitive?

Capt.Flannel

Capt.Flannel

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So we had this middle aged guy who I work with (who has no family/place to go) over for xmas dinner and he was nice and all and bought is a HUGE fuckin spiral ham (75 buck ham) to thank us. That's cool. So yesterday at work he asks me what I'm doing this weekend and I tell him I'm helping my sister move in to her apartment and going to Maine to visit a school (3-4 hours from home) and he goes "ohh! I love this restaurant in Portland, can I come?" I say no, hoping he's kidding around and he says "Well if there isn't any room, I'll pay for a UHAUL so we can fit everything and we can all fit in the car" and again I say no. He leaves for a bit and comes back with a present for me. He bought me another ham (20 buck McKenzie ham) and asks if he can go with me. I say no and he won't take the ham back. Now I have a big ass ham and don't even like ham and this guy's starting to creep me out. Is this shit creepy?
 
def. quite odd. if you get tired of the ham, you could always fuck it

jokes jokes but its definitely odd
 
well here's the thing... he's kinda wanted in CT for some crimes that he says is 'insurance/credit card related' because he got ripped off, and now the credit card companies want HIM instead of the guy who stole his card. So I think that he's gona murder me.
 
Well I mean, it IS a ham, so I threw it in the freezer and now I have a big ass ham for Easter. haha, when he starts sending me notes that say "yes, no, maybe" with 3 boxes... I may end up in a freezer myself.
 
Dude, who cares, you're getting free ham!

On second thought, that is kinda creepy. You should call the CT police and tip them off.
 
a few months ago someone stole my girlfriend's thanksgiving ham out of their outside fridge.....we've been racking our brains trying to think of a culprit..

WE'VE GOT THE BASTARD NOW!
 
dude, just hold out for the free ham, youre going to die anyways, may as well die with a nice plump ham.
 
tell him you turned into a vegitarian and that your sister is taking a plane....not very lgical but you never know? is he a butcher by any chance?
 
My thoughts exactly, why would you do that to people, that's like the Dad that scared the shit out of his like 3 year old kid and laughed when the kid started bawling.
 
what is at meatspin? I have never clicked the link caus ei am usually at school and unless i now whats connected to the link i never click it cause i do not trust the peeps on this site lol
 
whats wrong with ham? as long as its like not poisoned or anything...maybe he has a side job as a butcher

but i'd invest in like a 9mm or smthin
 
but seriously, he's probably just a really lonely guy, and he sees you as his new best friend
 
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