Is there any Pro skier on NS?

richard simmons right here..............in my pantalons

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
maximum sushi invented crayons and dry sex, but not at the same time.

''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.

Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
 
i have the sneaking suspicion that billy corgan KILLED kurt cobain...he can't hide for very long

pat_________________________________________________________

wachusett

patproductions.com
 
right..............kurt cobain is still a mystery,no one will ever know the true story

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
about being bombarded by creepy little kids, i was skiin with my friend, hes not a pro, but hes good and kinda well known amongst the local kiddies, but one day and we head down to the lift to get back to town to eat and these two little kids stop me in line and ask me 'hey ur friends with that kid on the heads right?' i say 'yea,y?' he says, in a creepy voice 'hes awesome' so i think nothin of it and go up and get on the chair with my friend, were talkin about random stuff and hits we could build on the run were goin over, and the kids start callin my friends name from about 6 chairs back, were both like what the fuck we dont know who these kids are, so we start gettin creeped out, my friend especially, and we get off and wait a second to see the kids and they start callin to us in their creepy stalker voices 'austin, wait for us, austin' my friends like 'fuck this im out of here' and we hauled ass outa there before the kids could catch us, fuckin crazy

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
wait, so you're aaron mcgovern then...right?

''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.

Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
 
soxripper = kristi leskinen

mc = sarah burke

mike hunt = tanner hall

ghost dragon = mike atkinson

alpentalick = anthony boroknowski

jeffy = cr johnson

'dirty' matt brogan

harvey = candide thovex

detective = greg tufflemire

BryanGallant = t.v.'s Bryan Gallant

schwags = jon olsson

Wachusett Crew

 
that 'BryanGallant = t.v.'s Bryan Gallant' was hilarious

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
no no...DelGato is Greg Tugglemeyer

''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.

Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
 
as kurt cobain's close and personal friend I can say that he was killed by Gumby... he came to kurt in an acid trip one day and manipulated him into taking his own life.

IT'S ALL GUMBY'S FAULT!

Darryl Hunt

'I think an animal orgy would be fun' Holly over the phone after talking about manipulating a bunch of stuffed animals into a big orgy.
 
hmm...can i be JP Auclair then?

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'

--Boyd Easley
 
no, you're scot schmidt

''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.

Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
 
im plake. represent that bitch.

**************

'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'Did you ever think that you would be this rich, did you ever think that you would have these hits, did you ever think that i'd flash the nine and walk off with your shit like its mine' 50

'I dont ski wistler...to plaid out' - Jeff
 
unfair!

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'

--Boyd Easley
 
youve all forgottten a really obvious one.

pep=pep fujas guys, c'mon now. hes posted some pics of himself in the photo section a while back doin that huge ice crevass gap and the ice crevasse railslide.

*steeze with eeze*
 
One time I met Jeff Thomas. He was drunk and abusive and chewed with his mouth open and told me 'NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS' over and over while he pointed his finger at me and had cross eyes.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

-Dan

'An object at rest cannot be stopped!'

 
hehehehe...nice job gallant.

stowek2: you go anywhere

PubLiC EneMy1023: no

PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho

PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend

stowek2: hahaha

stowek2: sick
 
soxripper told me to keep it on the dl about her being kristi .. so obviously its her. and she told me shes gunna try and get harvey to delete the thread so it dont get around

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
i am matt clausen and mammothpunks is rory silva

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
gee thanks drisky...royal pain in my ass. hahaha

stowek2: you go anywhere

PubLiC EneMy1023: no

PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho

PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend

stowek2: hahaha

stowek2: sick
 
kristi id give you a royal pain in your ass if it werent for JP

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
i'm about to drive over to your house and kick your ass VERY soon. haha

stowek2: you go anywhere

PubLiC EneMy1023: no

PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho

PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend

stowek2: hahaha

stowek2: sick
 
i dont think JP would approve of that

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
BryanGallant=Liberache, Brian Boytano, George Michael, Richard Simmons, Little Richard, and Rip Taylor all in one.

which is a pretty sick mix if you ask me

haha sorry bryan

 
yea!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
hahahahahahahahaha. ummm..yeah i'll make sure jp kicks your ass soon

stowek2: you go anywhere

PubLiC EneMy1023: no

PubLiC EneMy1023: i got a nice piece of ass tho

PubLiC EneMy1023: and im going to stowe next weekend

stowek2: hahaha

stowek2: sick
 
does the winner get you?

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
who ever said that im pep,its not true, but soxripper is def. kristi

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
im andy stewart

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Pakenhammerz 03

Bitchin, truly Bitchin

L1P

www.level1productions.com

www.pakenhammerz.cjb.com

 
seth morrison is on here too...

If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
 
who am i?

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
im tony hawk!!!! watch me 900!!! on a skateboard!!!! skateboarding is an extreme sport like skiing!!!! i am tony hawk!!!!

first to figure out what lathgwanh means.

ns ogre crew
 
^that was pretty gay caden

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
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