Is pooping core?

How old are you. You talk about poop in you 60’s!

Teen’s Drinking and Drug

20’s Girls/Guys

30’s Marriage

40’s Kids

50’s Money -college/retirement

60’s Poo

of course skiing always
 
i wakeup every morning precisely 14 minutes before my park crew shift, more hung than frank gallagher on a sunday morning. what do i do next? i piss excellence, followed up by my morning shit and boy do i shit. I then guzzle whatever water is left in my trusty Nalgene water bottle, then proceed to put on my ski gear. it is usually when i have about 2 buckles left to do on my boots when i feel the second wave of shit coming. so i before putting on my jacket i have to put my bibs down and take one of those uncomfortable shits with ski boots and xxxl bib snowpants on. after this i realize how much of a dirtbag i am and how i am going to make some "serious" changes in my life. then i go rake and open the park. it has snowed 8cm overnight and i am halfway done opening the park when i realize i should have topped up my nalgine and that the 278ml of water was not enough. instead i am a lazy peice of shit and thought "i dont need water to survive. i just need skiing". it is 11:30 now and i am getting hungry. poutine from the lodge sounds nice but i only have $3.70 CAD in my bank account which is about 2cents USD. fuck, shouldnt have spend my last paycheck on the new 6.1% pilsners. chicken noodle soup for the 21st day in a row i guess. i ski back to my house. too lazy to takeoff my boots i get the kitchen floor wetter than your mom when she sees me do a lip on blind 2 on the steep handrail in the park i just raked #onlytrick the soup is just getting to the perfect temperature to eat. and that is when it hits me. you guessed it the third wave. i turn off the burner and proceed to the bathroom except in my haste i slip on the wet lyonium. just mere meters away from the toilet something terible happens. the wrath of Satan has possessed my butthole. i try to get up but i keep slipping just like bambi on ice. (that dumb bitch) i position myself infront of the toilet pulling down my xxxl bib snowpants just as a high speed projectile going about mach 1 it barely misses my underwear and hits the porcelain. "i seriously need to make better life decisions" a can of chickin noodle and 571ml of water later i am feeling like 1 million dollars i dont have. the time is now 4:43 just finished work "man i could use a beer". invite some friends over, maybe even some girls. proceed to talk about how core i am and how i am so much better than everyone. go to sleep. let the cycle continue. in conclusion yes i shit at the hill but the hill is also my home so i dont shit at the hill because shitting at the hills bathrooms is gross and i can ski home at any time. so yes no shitting at mtn is not core? or is it? im not sure.
 
14376070:SavageBiff said:
Lmao his names always got the line ? and No one should ever get nutritional advice from someone built like a lanky wet potato sack

there’s no nutrients left to absorb, only toxins
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Can confirm I was in Court under allegations of Shit Therapy. This includes consuming and brushing one's teeth with shit. Can confirm poop is THE SHIT.
 
14377566:Pilsby said:
i wakeup every morning precisely 14 minutes before my park crew shift, more hung than frank gallagher on a sunday morning. what do i do next? i piss excellence, followed up by my morning shit and boy do i shit. I then guzzle whatever water is left in my trusty Nalgene water bottle, then proceed to put on my ski gear. it is usually when i have about 2 buckles left to do on my boots when i feel the second wave of shit coming. so i before putting on my jacket i have to put my bibs down and take one of those uncomfortable shits with ski boots and xxxl bib snowpants on. after this i realize how much of a dirtbag i am and how i am going to make some "serious" changes in my life. then i go rake and open the park. it has snowed 8cm overnight and i am halfway done opening the park when i realize i should have topped up my nalgine and that the 278ml of water was not enough. instead i am a lazy peice of shit and thought "i dont need water to survive. i just need skiing". it is 11:30 now and i am getting hungry. poutine from the lodge sounds nice but i only have $3.70 CAD in my bank account which is about 2cents USD. fuck, shouldnt have spend my last paycheck on the new 6.1% pilsners. chicken noodle soup for the 21st day in a row i guess. i ski back to my house. too lazy to takeoff my boots i get the kitchen floor wetter than your mom when she sees me do a lip on blind 2 on the steep handrail in the park i just raked #onlytrick the soup is just getting to the perfect temperature to eat. and that is when it hits me. you guessed it the third wave. i turn off the burner and proceed to the bathroom except in my haste i slip on the wet lyonium. just mere meters away from the toilet something terible happens. the wrath of Satan has possessed my butthole. i try to get up but i keep slipping just like bambi on ice. (that dumb bitch) i position myself infront of the toilet pulling down my xxxl bib snowpants just as a high speed projectile going about mach 1 it barely misses my underwear and hits the porcelain. "i seriously need to make better life decisions" a can of chickin noodle and 571ml of water later i am feeling like 1 million dollars i dont have. the time is now 4:43 just finished work "man i could use a beer". invite some friends over, maybe even some girls. proceed to talk about how core i am and how i am so much better than everyone. go to sleep. let the cycle continue. in conclusion yes i shit at the hill but the hill is also my home so i dont shit at the hill because shitting at the hills bathrooms is gross and i can ski home at any time. so yes no shitting at mtn is not core? or is it? im not sure.
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God I love this site
 
Honestly just pretend ur the shit when ur skiing and own it, but remember that you are pretending and are in fact not the shit until you drop into ur line again. I see so many dudes who are great who just hold so much power back because they want the "sleepy style" the sleepy style isn't achieved by lazy riding, all those dudes with sleepy style are absolutely fucking dialed into the moment when they are skiing, the sleepyness is just a flow state.

Bro what the fuck???? how'd this happen.

**This post was edited on Feb 21st 2023 at 7:29:56pm
 
14512402:BigmoneyMatt said:
Honestly just pretend ur the shit when ur skiing and own it, but remember that you are pretending and are in fact not the shit until you drop into ur line again. I see so many dudes who are great who just hold so much power back because they want the "sleepy style" the sleepy style isn't achieved by lazy riding, all those dudes with sleepy style are absolutely fucking dialed into the moment when they are skiing, the sleepyness is just a flow state.

Bro what the fuck???? how'd this happen.

**This post was edited on Feb 21st 2023 at 7:29:56pm
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Lol was this meant for this thread?? I’m so confused. Is sleepy style perfected pre or post poo??
 
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