Is pooping core?

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mc36000

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All of my best ski friends that are core take a dump almost immediately upon arrival at the mountain, and I feel like a beater because I poop at home. What do you think NS, do you shred the toilet before shredding the mountain?
 
You poop at home bc you are able, they poop on the mountain bc their colons are slower, you will live longer/healthier and get constipated less, that’s core for your core.

what a stupid thread fuck…shoulda been in gear anyway

topic:mc36000 said:
All of my best ski friends that are core take a dump almost immediately upon arrival at the mountain, and I feel like a beater because I poop at home. What do you think NS, do you shred the toilet before shredding the mountain?
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I hypothesize that this is because your friends drink coffee/energy drinks in the car on the way to the mountain.

So, is caffeine core?

Ankilla would say it's not
 
Poop comes from your insides, so poop is sorta coming from your core right? I think we need to discuss this further..
 
is it burger time or Guatemalan persuader where the dude takes a shit on the knuckle of the jump? either way, that's the most core poop right there
 
Not pooping is core, are you just going to flush all those nutrients down the toilet? Ask [tag=129479]@X_ANKILLA[/tag] he'll set you straight.
 
Lmao his names always got the line ? and No one should ever get nutritional advice from someone built like a lanky wet potato sack

there’s no nutrients left to absorb, only toxins

14376057:mystery3 said:
Not pooping is core, are you just going to flush all those nutrients down the toilet? Ask [tag=129479]@X_ANKILLA[/tag] he'll set you straight.
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14376021:FruitBootPro said:
I hypothesize that this is because your friends drink coffee/energy drinks in the car on the way to the mountain.

So, is caffeine core?

Ankilla would say it's not
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Ankilla pours coffee down the hole every time. And I’m not talking about his throat…
 
topic:mc36000 said:
All of my best ski friends that are core take a dump almost immediately upon arrival at the mountain, and I feel like a beater because I poop at home. What do you think NS, do you shred the toilet before shredding the mountain?
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Pooping is core. Being "regular" is core, and good for your body.

It is said the best time to "poop" is soon after you wake up each day.

A cat can teach you that, and my cat is core as all get out!

If you have to do it at the Mt. I feel sorry for you. I had to do it maybe three times in over 40 years, and it sucked. My body was out of tune from some abuse or bad food etc.
 
I go the night before constipated or not or sometime the day before. My schedule can be anywhere from once a day to once every 3 days. Longest was 4-5 ish. I shouldn’t of said this, but feelin good while skiing is core and if you’re constipated, drink a beer or coffee.
 
14376118:SmokedGouda said:
I go the night before constipated or not or sometime the day before. My schedule can be anywhere from once a day to once every 3 days. Longest was 4-5 ish. I shouldn’t of said this, but feelin good while skiing is core and if you’re constipated, drink a beer or coffee.
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Could this be TMI, or good information? 3 days! Ouch.

BTW, could you be eating too much Gouda?

**This post was edited on Jan 8th 2022 at 6:28:13pm
 
14376124:DominatorJacques said:
Could this be TMI, or good information? 3 days! Ouch.

BTW, could you be eating too much Gouda?

**This post was edited on Jan 8th 2022 at 6:28:13pm
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It’s useful information. Idk for who, but it is. I just have poor digestive health. Had my gallbladder removed when I was 18 which is very very rare and it sucks for a multitude of reasons. Long term has ruined my skiing because of weight gain and it’s much harder to lose than in the past. This summer I’ll really need to focus on getting in the best shape of my life. That’s my goal because it’s not needed but necessary.
 
14376125:SmokedGouda said:
It’s useful information. Idk for who, but it is. I just have poor digestive health. Had my gallbladder removed when I was 18 which is very very rare and it sucks for a multitude of reasons. Long term has ruined my skiing because of weight gain and it’s much harder to lose than in the past. This summer I’ll really need to focus on getting in the best shape of my life. That’s my goal because it’s not needed but necessary.
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Dude, sorry to hear that. I don't know what to say about that. Must be tough. Gallbladder important. Best health to you.
 
14376114:DominatorJacques said:
Pooping is core. Being "regular" is core, and good for your body.

It is said the best time to "poop" is soon after you wake up each day.

A cat can teach you that, and my cat is core as all get out!

If you have to do it at the Mt. I feel sorry for you. I had to do it maybe three times in over 40 years, and it sucked. My body was out of tune from some abuse or bad food etc.
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I agree with this being regular is good!

I feel so much better and don't feel rushed when i go at home. Drinking water before bed and upon waking are helpful along with a couple cups of coffee. Its possible the resort poopers wake up later so things haven't gotten stimulated yet. I notice this with some of my coworkers that go at work. I know they wake up later than I do.

I don't recall a time where I've ever pooped at the resort. Its already a pain in the ass to use the bathroom as a female when you have all your ski gear on.
 
I have a big rip in my bibs so I can poop in the trees with ease. The snow works surprisingly well as a wipe. I would skip the disgusting toilets and really lose yourself in the nature, it feels so good to be closer and more intimate with the mountains.
 
FYI your coworkers probably poop at work to get a free 15 minutes on the clock. Don't ask me why I would know that...

14376175:nmwninjart said:
I agree with this being regular is good!

I feel so much better and don't feel rushed when i go at home. Drinking water before bed and upon waking are helpful along with a couple cups of coffee. Its possible the resort poopers wake up later so things haven't gotten stimulated yet. I notice this with some of my coworkers that go at work. I know they wake up later than I do.

I don't recall a time where I've ever pooped at the resort. Its already a pain in the ass to use the bathroom as a female when you have all your ski gear on.
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I bet the mountain don’t feel that way, and just remember, when it shits back…..

14376190:DeadB said:
I have a big rip in my bibs so I can poop in the trees with ease. The snow works surprisingly well as a wipe. I would skip the disgusting toilets and really lose yourself in the nature, it feels so good to be closer and more intimate with the mountains.
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14376175:nmwninjart said:
I agree with this being regular is good!

I feel so much better and don't feel rushed when i go at home. Drinking water before bed and upon waking are helpful along with a couple cups of coffee. Its possible the resort poopers wake up later so things haven't gotten stimulated yet. I notice this with some of my coworkers that go at work. I know they wake up later than I do.

I don't recall a time where I've ever pooped at the resort. Its already a pain in the ass to use the bathroom as a female when you have all your ski gear on.
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Trick with a onesie is to tuck the sleeves into the legs! This way, nothing touches the floor! ;-)

Movement and coffee work good!
 
14376201:SavageBiff said:
I bet the mountain don’t feel that way, and just remember, when it shits back…..
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It's the circle of life man if anything the mountains prefer to be poo'd on, and trust me I take a mean fuckin dump. Nobody out there is shitting quite like me, I'm kinda known for being the king of the shit. Want a picture, my poops are WIDE and LONG. The mountains appreciate it for sure, its kinda like a gesture of goodwill.
 
14376139:DominatorJacques said:
Dude, sorry to hear that. I don't know what to say about that. Must be tough. Gallbladder important. Best health to you.
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In regards to weight loss, it’s extremely important. On average, most who go through with the surgery will gain upwards of 40 pounds afterwards. I’ve gained roughly 20 and it sucks. I wish skiing was year round but having it be seasonal is a novelty and makes it that much more important.
 
I was on hydrocodone for a lil while and went a week without pooping, I feel like that's gotta count for something
 
I always car camp to beat Mt Hood traffic. So if it's super cold i usually try to get first chair when the Shreadows bathroom opens up. But some days I just blow up the Bennet Pass lodge.
 
14376196:Schoess said:
FYI your coworkers probably poop at work to get a free 15 minutes on the clock. Don't ask me why I would know that...
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We have a guy that spends at least 20 minutes minimum in there. We joke that he needs some more fiber in his diet.

Two of my close coworkers easily get that 15minute poop in. one plays a word game on his phone and when he emerges we joke with him asking if he solved his puzzle. I cant handle spending more than just a few minutes in the work bathrooms, they're a gross petrie dish of rona outbreak waiting to happen.
 
14376229:joog said:
I was on hydrocodone for a lil while and went a week without pooping, I feel like that's gotta count for something
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Most doctors will forget to prescribe those on opiates, a stool softener because of the constipation they cause. Something has me to believe that the pain from constipation is what keeps people hooked…. Probably not but you never know.
 
Drank coffee before skiing for the first time in a while and lemme tell you my worst nightmare almost happened when I took a jump way too deep
 
14376231:nmwninjart said:
We have a guy that spends at least 20 minutes minimum in there. We joke that he needs some more fiber in his diet.

Two of my close coworkers easily get that 15minute poop in. one plays a word game on his phone and when he emerges we joke with him asking if he solved his puzzle. I cant handle spending more than just a few minutes in the work bathrooms, they're a gross petrie dish of rona outbreak waiting to happen.
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hahahahaha when I used to work at the Car dealership group, my coworker and I would go in the bathroom and play PUBG Mobile against each other for like an hour or so.
 
Be like the druggies at my local and just take a piss or a shit in between the shuttles for the other parking lots
 
I overshot a large jump one time and pooped my pants on impact. Fortunately for me I actually forgot my pants that day so I pooped my friend's extra pair instead.
 
tbh I'm dropping porcelain bombs at least by when wake up, like 5:30-5:45. And then shit when i get home cuz i honeslty dont need too throughout the day unless I ripped a few too many coffees
 
14376239:SmokedGouda said:
Most doctors will forget to prescribe those on opiates, a stool softener because of the constipation they cause. Something has me to believe that the pain from constipation is what keeps people hooked…. Probably not but you never know.
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Ngl that first poop back was crazy, literally dripping in sweat I want to experience that again
 
Would you like to join my “secret” shits at vail squad? I posted about it a year or more ago, we take shits in inconvenient vail owned places

14376483:TRVP_ANGEL said:
You poop to regulate your body.

I poop to vandalize ski resorts.

We are not the same.
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