is pauly shore god?

Brit1275

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I sure think so. He is the single funniest/greatest man alive. go to www.paulyshore.com. I guess he runs the page himself. His movies are like the best movies ever, BioDome being the best of the best of course. Don't nobody talk shit about him neither, you know he's the best.

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'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
he the most Unfortuantely tedious actor ever. i would rather peel back my eyelids and implant maggots in my retinas then watch a pauly shore movie

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pauly shore isn't god, just like those guys at the mall aren't really santa. pauly shore is just a guy in a cheap suit pretending to be god.

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yeah, pithing my eyes= watching Pauly Shore

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he is the gayes man alive is more like it. i mean look at how he dresses!!! what the fuck spandex and shit!!!! wtf???

who the fuck is rob nelson?????? and why does sean want him to lick his balls??

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kevin, you're the gayest man alive. all th rest of you, you suck, except erich. damn the man....VIVA LOS BIO DOME, bu-ddy

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
im hunnngry, lets get some bumpage on the grindage buudy

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or lets not buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy

who the fuck is rob nelson?????? and why does sean want him to lick his balls??

call me Sucra
 
kevin, if you can kick me out of threads, i can kick you out of this one. you are hereby forbidden from ever trying to be cool again by quoting pauly shore, but covering it up to sound like you're making fun of him. 'no weizin the ju-uice, bu-ddy'

'quit harshin my gig' 'can't you put a little boulion, a little pap-a-rika, spice it up!'

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
yes but even when i ban you from threads doesn't mean you leave. so that means that i don't have to leave. and yes i was making fun of him seeing how he is a fag

who the fuck is rob nelson?????? and why does sean want him to lick his balls??

call me Sucra
 
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