Is My Length Big, Small, or Average?

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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yea so i was thinking about this question and i wanna know the answer. i ride 176cm line skogen's.............what's everyone else packin'

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
hehehehehehehe, that's funny conversation even though i don't know the guy. but i got some like 171 1080's

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mine is 161 cm.......errr...wait...are you talking about skis?

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176 and 186, haha, I dominate you John, lol!

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I have 169's..

but bro, its not how big it is, it's how good you are at using it..

What gravity?
 
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i ride 176 skogens, im like 5'11'' so they will be too small soon

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they will be too small soon? hahaha

dude im 6'2 or something and i ride on 169 dorions, theyre the best and i think im perfect height for them, i dont want them any longer or any shorter

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alright this is gonna sound so wrong cuz im a girl and all...but..

i ride 169 1080s and im 5'5'

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5'11' riding 176 line skogen's & 183 dynastar assaults

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
i cant remember how tall i am but i ride skogens (wich are 176)and some heads that are 180

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hehe, i was looking at the title and i thought it was going to be about something else. hehe

i'm on 160's and i'm 5'5

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205's bitches, and some 182's for jibbin. small skis are like small dicks, except alot of people arn't afraid to admit they have small skis.

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169 vinnis i'm 5'9

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i beat all of you, mine is 205 cm long, but sometimes it shrinks to 155 then it goes to 186 other days, it all depends on its mood, if its going to be fast and straight it goes 205 cm, then if it want's to be quick and turny it goes down to 155 then it wants to go at a midium pace it goes to 186,

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My friends got a pair of 210's. But he only pulls them out on special occasions.

Damn straight things are happenin' in the midwest!
 
ducktape 210's are what i ride... ' give me your 1080's and i wont brake your face'

If you use your 'IMAGINATION' anything is possible squidward.
 
who sold you 205's???? You can so rarely find the now. are they oldler ones?

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
I ride 161 1080's and 163 Head's for racing.... I'm 5'5... Being short sucks. Soooo much.

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