Is my girlfriend PREGNANT?

[THCC]

So heres the scoop..

In march she started birth control but was very on and off meaning she didnt take it every day. She was supposed to have her period last week of march she said, still hasnt, its april. But this month(april) she has been taking it every day. So she is basically 3 and a half weeks late on her period but and one and a half she took a birth control test. It said she wasnt pregnant, and it was the expensive 10$ one, not the 4$ one. I havnt cum in her, we usually use condoms, if not I take the muddy path at the end.

So the girls here on NS, is she pregnant?

 

[dbstar]

for the sake of the child, i hope not.

 

[Ben.]

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[-Mugatu]

owned.

 

[dreadyboy]

yeah if she is and has been takin the pill your kid'll be fucked up

 

[THCC]

this

 

[Benson23]

my roflcopter just took a spin around the room

 

[THCC]

Oh she also parties alot and has a hot tub, so if she is pregnant, its going to be a miscarriage most likely.,

 

[sammiedee]

i would pay 10$ to find out if i was a father or not

 

[family_vacation]

for the sake of the child, i hope not.

 

[ski@jaypeak2]

When did she pee on the stick? When you start to take birth control it fucks up the chicks cycle so i wouldnt be to worried but you should probably get her to pee on another stick a week after the first one. If it comes up negative again i would wait a couple days then go to planned parenthood for a real answer.

 

[THCC]

^ thanks man. Im making her go this thursday, one for this, two to get more condoms.

 

[1337]

step 1) click this pic

step 2) repeat on her

step 3)????

step 4) profit

 

[snowking249]

Go with this

 

[theabortionator]

Let me know if she is, maybe we can work out a special ns deal

 

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[0123456789]

and like magic...

 

[THCC]

Hmmm selling babies is illegal in the US, what about canada? oh or maybe a fundraiser for an abortion

 

[FBGM]

i was a month late once but i wasnt pregnant.....it could be weight change. BC will do that..

 

[no_steeze]

yeah she just took BC wrong. you need to blow your load inside her and then if she takes birth control once the next day she'll never get preggo. taking it every day is for pussies

 

[technique.]

pm for abortions. willing to trade an ignant vest

 

[nolan.]

i'll one up, go through me and you can have your choice at either the a) clothes hanger abortion or b) vacuum cleaner abortion AND i'll still be willing to trade bird is the word jibberish sweatshirt and crowbars..

 

[leahey]

lets pray

 

[JahJahBinks]

I lold

 

[B-runge]

haha this is fun

 

[jeremy.g]

op is a winner

 

[slash22]

i'll one up, and just go with the FALCON PUNCH

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

mythreads + bump

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

she won't be if you push her ass down a nice big flight of stairs. just a thought.

 

[babujib]

bc messes with the cycle especially if shes not taking it regularly, im sure shes just having a weird adjustment to it, but yeah you have to make sure she takes it everyday

 

[MADDECENT]

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[p_n]

hahaha you took a ride down the hershey highway

 

[MADDECENT]

You two have no souls

 

[rj.]

lol.

 

[hey-dude-its-me]

not pregnant. and remember that the ppl hating on you are most likely not getting laid bc everyone who gets ass has gone through a similar scare.

 

[Sir.Steezealot]

I lol

 

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[TechnoPotamus]

if you aren't, you had better take notes on the proper way to react

 

[hue.]

wait so you didn't cum in her? so she cheated?

 

[Half-Blood]

your chick is dumb.. if you are not gonna take your bc like you are supposed to then whats the point of taking it at all just a waste of time/money.

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

When in doubt... deny

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

I lold when he sayed he didn't cum in her but thinks she's pregnant.

 

[JaphyRyder]

yes she's DEFINiTEly pregnants. no question.

 

[BandeezyBandanas]

Haha falcon punch..

 

[skiierman]

uhmmm... take a pregnancy test? that ever cross your mind?

 

[PhaedeD]

you dont need to "cum" in her and also like are good tests like 45 dollars not ten?

 

[geteducated]

put her on the 12 step program.

 

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[cobra_commander]

if you can find some stairs she won't be

 

[cultrara]

lol

 

[Mr.Luke]

name the baby Jesus