Is Jon a jinx?

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Is he? i mean, he was at chads, sessioning the gap with Tanner, and tanner kills himself.

then apparently from what i read in the 'Simon goes big thread', Jon was there too, and dumont ruptures his spleen and fractures his pelvis.

dunno if this has been mentioned in another thread.

but whatever. i wonder still.

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whats a jinx? explain? im norwegian...

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I doubt hes a jinx but maybe he is planning to make every other pro skier fall and get out for the rest of the season so he can own every comp by him self...

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No more bronze for Jon... Haha, what a great thread.

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the revenge of Jon... i like it!

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^yeah.. sooo many possibilities..

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jon's sabotaging all the really good people

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^^^How is he the best ALL AROUND SKIER? Is really good at backcounrty that I havn't seen? Tanner kill slope, pipe, big air, urban.

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yea isn't he on the swedish ski team, like he skis everything and very well i might add

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Lineskier-101, actually jon is an awsome backcountry skier that you havent seen. his BC isnt as widely published, hes more marketable as a jibber.

he kills park, pipe, BC, racing, and more likely than not moguls. same with henrick.

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haha is jon a jinx... where do u people come up with this stuff?

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Yeh jon is a great all round skier, really good bc skier, he won a big mountain comp here in sweden, the best jibber in the world, and when he was younger he was in the swedish alpine national team, but he is not racing gates much anymore! But he is a really good all round skier, but he has never been a good mogul skier, and he is not a jinx..i don't think so, hehe..i wouldn't say no to ski together with him!! without his gf..she can't ski!!!

 
but back to the subject at hand, he is aiming at world domination... i don't think tanner or simon were invited to his contest, so he took them out so as to not have to face any critism...

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'Tanner kill slope, pipe, big air, urban.'

Haha, you try to insult Jon for not being one of the best all-around skiers yet all brag about Tanner for is his park-ratness. And I'm sorry, but you just don't brag about ANYBODY'S big air skills...

Considering Jon's placement in the X-Games in pipe and slopestlye, along with his big-mountain abilities which Tanner can only hope to dream of having, I think it's more than fair to point out Jon as one of the best all-around skiers there is.

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both simon and tanner were invited to jon invitational, and it sucks that they are both injured, because i really wanted to see them go big!! because they do!!

 
jon is fucking amazing, thats all i have to say

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almostaskier: the both where invited, Thall and TheDumont...

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I have heard that his preference for jump lips is alittle different than most skiers. perhaps this had a bearing on what happenend, but I doubt it.

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Lineskier-101, ripping on you again... i love the fact that you took tanner as a comparison...ever heard of what happened when he tried a BC shoot? he SUCKS.

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remember! Jon was there when Lars Veen got injured earlier in the season too!

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maybe he is a jinx

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I have pictures of him sabotaging T-hall's bindings... beware the Jon.

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elaborate, does he like super lippy jumps?

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jinx you guys crack me up

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nostradamus Predicted in 1533:

"In the new millenuim and five, two heads will converge and both will fall, bringing seasoned blood to the forefront for many more years to come."

Basically it means tanner and dumont will trying to be the best they can be, and both getting injured. Jon is the seasoned blood that will take over and kill it for many more years...

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Jon is the shit, hes too good to fall and die like they did. just kidding everyone has got to take their hits, tanner and simons just happened to be really bad.

 
he's a jinx because he was jealousy... simon went bigger than him and tanner's style was better than him :D

 
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