Is it too early for the "Where do you work Whistler and Bash Aussies" thread?

Dude I know what you mean. I realise that there are fuckhead Australians in Whistler/Canada that are there for one season and get really pissed and act stupid.

BUT there are also Australians that have followed the 'endless winter' for years on end that dont go out and get smashed everynight and act like fuckwits. These australians are being put in the same category as the regular 'one year fuckheads'.

AND THATS WHY IM PISSED ABOUT THIS THREAD.
 
You STILL make no sense, and you're STILL "australian", in all the bad ways. Why can't you be more like that other nice australian who admits that many of his people are douche bags, and seemingly wants nothing to do with them? Learn from him.

Oh, it's "how's it going?", or "how are you doing?", not "how you going?". I don't know what that last thing means, but I heard it 43125342565436554351 times an hour in the village, and really, it's just fucking annoying.

"How are you doing?" "How's it going?"...please practice. Thanks!
 
I think this guy's digging himself into a hole not because of his aussieness, but mostly because of his lack of a sense of humour. Yeah pretty sure he knew what you meant by the racist comment there, smart guy.
 
hmmm doesnt clear up which category you fall into... if u were one of the latter you'd probably be agreeing with us, which means ur probably one of the former...
 
Right or left side of you?

or in the middle?!

you wanna hook me up with a job too? preferably one that involves talking to the fewest number of uppity fur-lad middle-aged upper-middle classed possible.
 
theres sooo many jobs its incredible.

you can definitely get a job.

and

uhm

well on the right.

becuase thats where dave sleeps.

well

it's where dave used to sleep.
 
yeah i came to canada, but seemed to have taken a detour to Australia. man they have the most annoying voices, whiney and fucken annoying, my flatmate came home last night drunk as fuck and wouldn't shut the fuck up, i felt like punching HER.
 
"at least we know that Russel Crowes band is a fucken pile of shit." Frenzal Rhomb, the only good thing to come out of aus.
 
I bet most Kiwi's could drink you under the table, but we don't go around bragging about it, or turning in to loud obnoxious, boring, flag carrying, righteous pieces of shit when we do drink a bit. Anyway all Canadian people I have met have realised what the good drugs are.
 
i think this is one of the best threads ever!

If we kicked all the Aussies out of whistler. Who would run the lifts and sell the food. I sure as fuck don't want to do there shitty jobs.
 
good call... but we should confine em to staff housing... maybe put a 24 hour bar up there or something to keep em happy...
 
its fucked cause only Australians get this sweet deal where they get to go to Whistler to work and live so easily. Other peoples can only get into canada IF THEY HAVE A JOB OFFER before they set foot in Canada. Australians just get Whistler reps to sweep them off their feet in aussie land and drop them off at whistler.
 
we have lost the point here this thread is not about being racist it is about making fun a all the Aussies who are local in whistler
 
i almost shit myself when he started singing the national anthem about ve-ge-mite

AHAHAHAHA and an aussie guy at my school told me he had it on his toast for breakfast a little while ago and i had no idea what it was
 
hey have you heard of the term 'seppos' its what aussie use to discribe americans and the low breed canadians(is canada even a country talk about the new zealand of the northern hemisphere). its stands for septic tanks thats cause they are all full of shit.
 
I was at a bar in Whistler on Monday night, minding my own business, along with my little brother, a friend of his, her friend, and one of mine. We were just quietly sitting there, talking a little skiing shit, drinking a beer or two, a shot of jag maybe, and just generally trying to have a good time.

Talking quickly became impossible when a crew of 20-some-odd aussies got there. How do I know they were australian? Easy: they were drunk, annoying, rude, and loud as fuck within 15 minutes of getting there. How drunk and loud? We were over 10 feet away and had to YELL AT EACH OTHER in order to carry on a fucking conversation. They kept on creeping by us to get through to a patio where'd they smoke cheap, crappy, awful smelling cigarettes, bumped into us on the way in/out, were completely disrespectful, and then acted like douchebags every time any girl walked by. AND they treated their poor waitress like shit.

Australians are Whistler's vermin: they live under the stairs, in crawlspaces, they come in packs, seem to breed just like rats, and no matter how hard you try, you just can't get rid of them.

Whistler needs a fucking Aussie exterminator...Someone call Canada Customs and Immigration.
 
^You forgot the point where they all started screaming and yelling and knocking chairs over when they picked that guy up and threw him over the bar. Classy.
 
I feel as though the word "infestation" has been grossly underused in this thread.
 
pls refer to my thread regarding my fist and some fat aussies face. ask him if he found his teeth for me.
 
How can a few 3rd rate Australians getting drunk at a bar in whistler completely destroy your perception of what australians are really like. Very few of us are like that; yeah we like to have fun and drink lots. But if i was to say i hate all americans because they carry guns and shoot each other thats not fair or i hate all canadians because they speak french. Its sad that you pass judgement on us because of a couple of douche bags that went to whistler.

 
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