Is it too early for the "Where do you work Whistler and Bash Aussies" thread?

wrong.

16. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 15 to stand around saying "good on ya mate!"

But yours was good.
 
An American, a Canadian, a German and an Aussie are all sitting at Dusty's after a long day of skiing. They're all real tired but a little riled up cause of a few pitchers when all of a sudden the German throws the pitcher over his shoulder. He yells 'In Germany we have so much beer this is nothing', the American not to be outdone throws his steak over his shoulder and responds 'While in the good ol' US of A, we have so much meat this is nothing to me'....The Canadian thinks for a minute, pick up the Aussie and tosses him over his shoulder
 
That's almost as bad as admitting to getting sucked off by 2 guys.

Unless they did the whole cum-swap thing. Then it's just funny.
 
Hahaha.

As an Aussie that works in Whistler I feel I should stand up for the rest of my countrymen and say, AT LEAST WE DONT HAVE FRENCH PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA!!!
 
As someone who's at least somewhat french-canadian, I'm actually offended.

Australians are disgusting, and for every 10 aussies I've met, 9 have been complete fucking douchebags. Guys, girls, whatever. Annoying, loud, no manners, always drunk, and ugly. Plus, no style.

I hope our Conservative government puts into law some sort of legislation banning australians from ever coming to our country. If they do, I'll forgive them for fucking everything else up. You actually make me sick.

Do all the cool aussies stay in australia, or do they just not exist?
 
well since everyone here hates aussies, and everyone who goes to australia loves it, im guessing all the cool aussies ban all the annoying gross ones to a cold hell
 
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i've only known a few aussies i liked. Most are just anoying and anoying.

I ran a thread last year on the word epic. I've think i've heard that word enough in one season to last me an entire lifetime.

 
Woah. I was joking. Youre just being fucking racist.

But fuck it, Ill still going to Whistler and if you dont like it you can go and fuck yourself.
 
Race or not, the comment he made was still discriminatory. If I was black it would be called racism.
 
5 australians rolled up on a session the other day and they all lived in one bedroom. in general australians are fuckin gay party animals, and they're obnoxious, and rep poor style and they all own scratch bcs or 1080s or whatever salomon is calling them nowadayz. basically they are lame.
 
Not sure if everyone here is aware of this or not, but apparently Intrawest owns an office in Australia where they hire Aussies to come and work in whistler each year. Not just a few of them either, a lot.
 
Hahahahaha.

This is priceless. Now not only can I go to Whistler to ski and have a good time, I can go to piss you guys off. Awesome.
 
Yeah, Im sure Ill get beaten up by a bunch of pubescent 14 year olds that are angry at their parents. Get fucked.
 
actually, i'm pretty sure that 95% of these people are living on their own at whistler, which makes them a lot older than 14, and i'm also pretty sure that if you keep lipping them off 100% of them will be after you and all of the sudden your time won't be so great. so shut up and get your ass back to australia, cocksucker.
 
as an australian i would have been offended by this a week ago but now having been in canada for a fewdays and having seen how the other australians act i can understand your position.
 
You sir, are retarded. If I had been black and called a nigger, or mexican and called a spic, it would have been racist. Thats what I meant.

 
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