Is it still...

yeti

yeti

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technically considered missionary when i can put my girlfriends feet up by her head?

Meh, just a random though...



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Frostmonkey

 
hmmmmm I'm envious.

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that's a good way eh? it's all about the deeper penetration. try doing that, but arching her back up a little bit so that yer wang is even with her hole while you're on your knees.. guaranteed goodness.

 
I think I just lost my virginity reading sweetcoz's post.

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haha i can't get any deeper than how i am going now! Unless i bust my hog through her stomach...

...hhmm...that might feel good...



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Frostmonkey

 
couldn't have been better.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
what a great thread

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or why not just flip her over and yell

'Bite the pillow bitch i am goin' in dry!'

yeah, i like that even more :-)



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Frostmonkey

 
i am talkin' in through the out hole dry bitch!

yeah forgive me it was a good night :-)

but yeah...bitch!



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Frostmonkey

 
HAHAHA top effort Yeti, brilliant!

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legs up to her head, I don' think it is missionary any more, but definetly a good position.

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All your questions answered! haha

''The man-on-top position is the most common form of lovemaking of the human kind. In the so-called missionary position a woman lies on her back with her legs spread. Either the man or the woman can guide the penis into the vagina.

In a variation of this position a woman can wrap her legs around the man's hips or back, or draw her feet up towards her chest. A man can elevate one or both of her legs or allow her to put them up over his shoulders. Whenever her legs are raised upwards the penetration becomes very deep. Although most women do not protest the deep penetration this position enables, a man should be quite gentle in such a position and look after his partner's comfort''

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The Praying Mantis

''How to do it: Find a spot for her to sit on that's about one foot lower than your pelvis . (Think: hood of a car, the boss' desk...) Stand at the edge, lean her back, and let her feet rest on your shoulders. Hoist her butt up with your hands so that her back forms a straight line, her pelvis is tilted upward, and your crotches are shaking hands.''

Mike - Cold Interactive Systems
 
okay, now look at the picture...and visualize instead of having your hands on the bed/surface, you're holding her thighs and pushing them back by her head :-)



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Frostmonkey

 
Fuck that position man, that shit is too much work get her to ride you but instead of her like kneeling get her to squat on the shit and put her hands on your chest and get her to drop that shit (wow thats dirty), thats the pimpest position. Or do her doggy style with her hands up on a wall or somehting or on a couch, thats the shit.

Uh.....What class do we have?

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what?

I forgot
 
hahahahahhahha.. ... this is definitly like the best thread ever......

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it's even better when you can get her calves BEHIND her head hehehe

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d00d calves behind head is no trouble at all...

the only problem with being ridden is that there is the chance of her going to far up and coming down wrong and breaking your dick with an audible snap. I know someone who it happened to, had to go to the hospital and everything and now has a massive curve in his clam hammer.



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