Is Andy Parry a Virgin?

[Chava]

We know that members of the TC have porked in van bear pig (namely LJ) but has Andy boinked in the rig? Has he boinked at all? Honestly I can't picture the bloke going belly to belly, but I only know about him from his weird antics in the Traveling Circus, so I definitely have no frame of context. Thoughts?

 

[rememberscott]

give the man some credit for christs sake he out there killing hippies and dancing with aliens

 

[FigNewton]

he sticks to his right hand

 

[chrislogan]

Absolutely not. Let me create a scale for you.

Virgin---------------------------Sexual Deviant

Andy Parry falls 8/9ths to the right.

P.S. this is Parker not Chris.

 

[Washow]

You know who's at the 12/9 point of the scale? Ian Compton

 

[egg.]

i feeL the onLy way this thread is going to get any proper answers if any of the TC guys join in with there knowLedge on the subject

 

[danbrown]

andy got down in the van, for real tho

 

[deleted5]

i saw him at if3 3 years ago go home with a girl, and I helped with that/CLAIM

 

[grown-ninja]

8/9 inches?

 

[MothaHucker]

I took Andy's virginity.

 

[chubbspeterson]

He might be a virgin. But his fingers, mouth and feet are not.

 

[MACK.]

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[Heart]

I heard he slams mad poon with his meat hammer.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Day old chicken wing. FTW!

 

[JonasJuhler]

"Oh ya baby, feel the hippy killer!"

 

[appa]

sup with ur L's lol

 

[Huck_Norris]

OP why don't you taste his dick and let us know?

 

[Crehm]

Um, who the hell cares?

 

[Glone]

you mean LoL

 

[Jane6]

 

[Miomo]

IDK. Smell his dick and find out.

 

[SunburntSquad]

hopefully he joins in on this thread

 

[.ZT.]

Yes.

 

[The_Real_EWilly]

He don't shower he don't get pussy

End of thread

 

[WillyTheKid]

He has an entirely new set of wizard tricks for the bedroom.

 

[B-Right-On]

I hear he afterbangs all the time

 

[.Rybak.]

nice

 

[FreeskiThe603]

well the van did use to be white, and we ALL know what kind of sexual activity goes on in white vans...

 

[Rozbrook]

Well, the man does have a life besides what we see soo..

 

[Master_Debater]

Is OP a virgin?

 

[FUUUCK]

I doubt he slays models on the regular, but that's the ski bum life for you.

 

[caddyshack]

i heard he followed the 8 fold path to enlightenment whilst slaying bitches on the way

 

[MRSICKNASTYNESS]

That mouth... mmmmmhhhmmmm...

 

[gpitcher]

Pro hoez

 

[ZAHNER]

This snowboarder girl from here in dirty jerz sucked Perrys dick when she was at windells hahah. fact

 

[tcurle]

There's your answer... Kinda

 

[J-C]

We need confirmation from the man himself

 

[N.L.]

he let me stay with his girlfriend in hood, they didnt ask me to join in though.

 

[appa]

head =/= secks

 

[Backyard.Skier]

thread is lawls

 

[chubbspeterson]

true story: he fingered a girls butt by mistake.

 

[B-Right-On]

Grody

 

[chubbspeterson]

it was 69 technically

 

[Kazabazua]

I do that shit on purpose. Gets it nice and ready for BUTTSECKS, being 13 is awesome.

 

[nicetwins]

Hahahahhahahahahah

 

[Shoobie]

well Jane6 just won this thread

 

[NPF]

hahahahaha

 

[NinetyFour]

Can it get any saucier than the day old chicken wing though?

 

[CashmereCat]

It's an honest mistake sometimes.

 

[Bateman]

Hahahahahahahhaha.

 

[Hughes]

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