Is anal that great

13443150:CaptainObvious. said:
don't feed the animals, they'll grow dependent on your assistance and murder your entire family.
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but he promised money for a 5 second search

and op, you'd love anal. just ask your boyfriend to go slow at first
 
13443156:ranger said:
You'r mom prefers I put it all in on the first pump
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You didn't even quote him. You're fuckin up left and right OP. Go get your bum plugged, clear your head, and come back to try again.
 
13443217:CaptainObvious. said:
You didn't even quote him. You're fuckin up left and right OP. Go get your bum plugged, clear your head, and come back to try again.
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i'll plug your bum for ya op you fag
 
Is it really that great? I mean, that's where shit comes out. Does it stink like shit? Is there poop on your pecker? I mean, I've tried it a fes times, she said it hurt, I wasn't that interested so we didn't continue. I guess everyone has different tastes, I guess sticking it in her shit splitter is just not my cup of tea
 
13443316:Rusticles said:
Is it really that great? I mean, that's where shit comes out. Does it stink like shit? Is there poop on your pecker? I mean, I've tried it a fes times, she said it hurt, I wasn't that interested so we didn't continue. I guess everyone has different tastes, I guess sticking it in her shit splitter is just not my cup of tea
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More on this. I've never tried but it seems like you're constantly gambling an awesome story for a mess you'll never forget.
 
Its probably better on your part, unless your taking it up the svinkter. Ive heard to many stories of pulling out then shit flying everywhere to do it willingly
 
It's not bad. Just make sure the recipient empties themselves properly before jamming it in there. stinky winky = massive turn off
 
13443801:las. said:
It's not bad. Just make sure the recipient empties themselves properly before jamming it in there. stinky winky = massive turn off
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Kinda feel like she should shower and wash really well
 
My friend has a quite large package. He got poop on his dick and he'll never do it again.
 
13444461:shred-sesh said:
well at least she didn't pass out. Isn't that right mingg?:)
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Holy shit, when did Ming pass out during anal? She didn't pass out when we did anal.
 
Iv done anal a bunch of times with my ex girlfriend. Its ok...gotta really be in the right mood to enjoy it for me at least. Its nice when you stick your dick in its like a vacum but you gotta go real slow which is annoying. Didn't really do it for me wasn't a huge fan...but glad to at least say I have done it at least
 
13444478:Granite_State said:
So let me get this straight. Ming had anal sex and it was so intense she passed out from pure euphoria? Man upstate NY is pretty wild
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Replace euphoria with pain and you got the full story.
 
Yall are some rookies I will give you keys to success

1.Lots and lots of lube you think it was too much?.. put more

2. The girl has to shit before hand clear the bowels take a shower

3.some type of cns depressant alcohol seems to work best

4 take your time be slow let her control how far and when

5. Finger the pooch while your ramming your dick up her ass otherwise she WILL NOT ENJOY it.

6. Your welcome
 
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