Iran claims to have launched monkey into space

This is wayyyyyy more serious than you guys realize. When they say "monkey" they mean "muslim", and he's heading to New York now.
 
When they say spAce they mean it got to the edge of earths atmosphere and exploded
 
The us govt can send me over there. Ill gladly kick this piece of shit 4th grade science experiment of a rocket over. As long as i get to keep the monkey taped to it as well.
 
is the monkey Muslim?

either way, I'm scared for the future. humans have now sent enough monkeys into space that they're gonna figure out how to do it on their own. And then what? Monkey moon landings?!
 
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