Interesting Phone Call from last night...

IrishDrink87

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So last night, after i got home from my friends, i was trying to go to sleep. after laying in bed for about 40 min, (takes me a while to fall asleep) my cell phone rang.

me: hello?

him: is this kelly?

me: yes, whose this?

this is robert.

me: okay, that doesnt tell me much, cause i dont know any roberts.

him: how can you not remember me? you f'ing sucked me off 2 weeks ago!

if i write the rest out, i know this will get deleted. basically, he called me up and started cussing me out calling me names that i thought only white trash families called their kids. i hung up on him after about a min. but then he called me back and the only reason i picked up again was cause i thought it was one of my friends and they were like, haha i got you kelly! or whatever. but he kept going. as soon as he stopped, i was like, are you done yet? and he went off again, so i said, okay, well im going to block your number, have a nice night. he called me again and i didnt pick up so he left a message and it endded up being my ex boyfriend (i was right about the white trash, haha hes the one who cheated on me with his step sister.) i havent even seen him in over a year, so i dont know where it came from. but im a retard cause out of habit, i delete my messages and so i deleted this one. as soon as i did i was like shit. but yeah

thats not the first harassing phone call ive gotten from random people so should i get my number changed, or should i make it so people have to unblock their numbers when they call?

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
just try to ignore it.. or don't answer numbers you don't recognize, it's pretty drastic to change your number over something like that.

I've been getting a pretty steady ammount of prank calls. One day I was called about 35 times (I answered a few of them, then he left a ton of voice mail) from this pretty scary sounding voice that was scrambled. Pretty much he was telling me all this stuff he knows about me, how he's been watching me, and how he is going to slowly kill me. I've asked just about everyone I know and they swear it wasn't them.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
see, i wouldnt think anything of it, but its that i get A LOT of harassing phone calls from random people. its just annoying and i mean its so easy to put an end to it if i change my number

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
well, changing your number is always an option, but it can be a hassle. You'll have to tell all your friends and the people that you do want calling you, your new number.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
yeah irish i know what you mean, that guy called me too.

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Just call up the phone company and get it changed so that people have to unblock their numbers in order to call you. That should at least help cut down quite a bit. Those are never fun...

Sarah

Reppin' 907
 
hahahaha. that was one of the funniest things I've read on here in a while.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
last night i got a call at 2:30 from one of my drunk friends who wanted to know what i was wearing. i know what its like irish.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
hahaha i didnt 'suck him off' cause like i said, i havent even seen him in over a year. haha, the only person i have touched since october was daniel.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
why don't you just post your phone number on here and we can all call you in the wee hours of the morning. it'll be cool. then when you change your number, it will actually be worth while.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
1-530-753-7247

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
^ i don't believe you

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
haha try it and find out...

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
just tell people u dont like that u changed ur #, and then have someone else do ur answering machine message, and tell ur friends that it is really ur # and then smear peanut butter on a squirrells tail

 
maybe that last part. its funny that sonny actually called it. haha

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
mabey you should make an effort to not have poeple hate you so much that they will call you in the middle of the night to piss you off.



Moe

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^THANK YOU! ugh, ive had some calls like that from my ex bf wanting to hear my voice. right after i broke up with him, i saw him outside my house looking in the window. i called the cops but he left before they got here. i was fucking freaked.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
just make it so people have to unblock their numbers b/z if you change ur number and you give it out to your friends it might get around to those people and they can just keep harassing you

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someone say somethin?

i guess i'm a speed bump
 
the five threee zero? You live in tahoe? dude lets riiiiiidde this winter.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
okay, so this is IrishDrink's actual number. give it a ring, she has a great voice mail message.

530.661.1736

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
haha thats funny cause its not my phone number.

and i live in davis which is 2 hours from tahoe. its the beginning of the 530 area code. it goes all the way up through shasta.

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
 
yeah i know its not your number. but if i told everyone that it was really Glen Plake's number, the joke wouldn't be nearly as funny for him, now would it?

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
bitch u did suck me off.. how could you froget.. you were popping ludes like skittles.. goddam u sucked me, timmy, the lazy eyed kid also... and the goat.. goddam.. how could you froget.

Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?

Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,

Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?

Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
 
be prepared to get a bunch of calls looking for phjone sex irish

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
he's gonna hunt you down, cut off your head and fuck your esophagus.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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If I was in your case I would change my number, I usually like to change my number every 6 months just to filter out the people that I want to call me.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Why would you go out with white trash like that...? Anyways, change your numbers, but this sounds like the kind of guy that'll come up to your door, say 'IF I CANT HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN' and then slit your throat. You'd better watch out for real.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
ahahha^ anyway, i would slap ypur step sister in the for cheating then go hunt down your EX and beat him

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
ahahha^ anyway, i would slap ypur step sister in the for cheating then go hunt down your EX and beat him

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
wtf how did this happen twice?

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
What does popular has to do with anything you fucking idiot...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
ohhh i have to change my number so people wont call me, come on buddy

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
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