Interesting article (expn.com) about what skiers hate

o the safety bar thing. i cant tell you how many people knock me. if i didnt wear a helmet id have brain damage.
 
some gaper was in such a hurry to put the bar down when I was skiing on saturday, they whacked me right on the back of my head.
 
"2) Neck warmers are like sweat pants: functional, comfortable, but not quite socially acceptable. "If it's that cold that I would need one, I go inside," says JP."

Apparently he forgets his east coast roots and -30 degree windy days.
 
oh shit i dont know how i didnt post this the first time but as for the neck warmer thing there were 2x when i wore them last year and i didnt give a fuck how it looked i tucked it under my collar of my jacket and that made my neck and lower face nice and warm and cozy instead of freezing cold so w/e id rather be warm and look a little bad then freezing my ass off
 
I guess I don't like anything on his list (except Nature Valley granola bars), but some of those points are a little weak.
 
pretty much right on except for i think all of nature valleys products are danks especially the cereal
 
eh i think the nature valley bars suck but only because i feel like im going to break a tooth every time i try to eat one
 
nature valley granola bars and neck warmers are the shit. not all of us live in southern California, Auclair.
 
i know holy crap.

this weekend i had a backpack on, so i was trying to get comfy when i got on the chair and my dad slams the bar down right on my head.
 
agree with all of it. except the fucking dread lock beenies. those are the shit.

you'll know whats up if you've seen johnyy tsunami. am i right??

mahalo.
 
Nature Valley Granola Bars

LOATH LEVEL: 4

God bless the people at Nature Valley for sponsoring competitions like the U.S. Freeskiing Open and giving away thousands of free granola bars at ski resorts every year. But let me ask you straight up: have you ever actually consumed a Nature Valley Granola Bar? The recipe is two parts cardboard, one part gravel, and one part sawdust. If you're ever forced to spend a freezing night outdoors, use them as bone-dry fuel for your fire or crumbly projectiles to kill small game.

that is soooo true

 
i agree with everything but the neckwarmers. In the east when its below zero with 30mph winds that is the only thing that keeps my face warm.
 
Granola bar thing is way off. They give em out for free at the base area at Keystone.. I've probably had more Nature Valley granola bars for lunch than anything else. And also, if a cardboard company sponsored skiing events as much as Nature Valley, I'd eat that too.
 
the only thing that i agreed on was the rollerblading things

people say i should rollerblade instead of longboard

damn young folks
 
I think articles like that should be on the list of things we loathe. That was pretty much a lame, ignorant attempt to make a joke not an article. and nature valley bars are dank.
 
bode miller gets much respect from me just because he can drink twice as much as i can and still make it down a hill going pretty damn fast
 
i tihnk that that is too stereotypical

now, i have my beefs towards them

but, i only dislkie the cocky ones who think that they are better than everyone
 
Well I didnt care much for the little article, but ticket prices and ESPECIALLY the safety bar thing was pretty spot on.
 
a lot wrong, some right. bar thing is the worst. dreadlock hats next. but nature valley is good. nothing but respect for someone who monoboards, that stuffin looks outrageously difficult.
 
yep yep yep! its ridiculous i went to whistler EARLY SEASON PRICING IN EFFECT!!! 61$ FOR YOUTH TICKET WWWWWWTTTFFFFF?
 
beat me to it.......

today its 4F and windy YOU NEED A FACEMASK OR NECK WARMER when you stand on top of a hill with no trees around
 
nature valley granola bars are the reason why i go to breck, keystone and vail every winter. They gave so many free ones away and I usually stock up on them until I have enough to last me the season. There a perfect snack on the chair lift.
 
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