Instructions for sex on a plane

be sure not to deactivate and remove the smoke detector because it would create a potential entry way for snakes into the lavatory.
 
"To maintain the aircraft's equilibrium, we ask that passengers refrain from riding the baloney pony too vigorously during flight."

haha
 
i joined the mie high club last year on the way back from colorado. traveling with girlfriends rock!!! werid though, I also met Peter Olenick on that same flight...
 
uggh... i understand sometimes it's kind of unavoidable, but please god don't let me get your plane...
 
lol in the bathroom the toilet sucks all the smoke out

probably the stupiest thing ive ever done but i was carefull about it at least
 
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