Inspired by the Girls Cult

joei

Active member
and from Brooke...this was real successful in the girls cult and it was interesting to read.

name your top 5-10 favorite songs in the world

i'll start

centerfold - j. geils band

satellite - dmb

daria - cake

night light - aesop rock

aqueous transmission - incubus

get by - talib kweli

could you be loved - bob marley and the wailers

black betty - lynard skynard

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
black betty by lynyrd skynyrd? What kind of prison ass crack are you smokin? Next thing you know, you and your friends will be listening to bob dylans 'stuck in the middle with you', chatting about jimmi hendrix's cocaine drinking a mineral water and thinkn your on top of the world. But i got some news for you female.

You killed Jesus!
 
^haha, i was thinking the same thing. i didnt want to be mean though. i was gonna let it slide.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
thanks pete, ill take that to heart and contemplate over my obsessive drug habits

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
i dont murder christians

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
Petek that was the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
right now!?

Grandaddy - 180 A.M.

Led Zeppelin - D'Yer Maker

ELO - Fire On High

Beatles - Two of Us

Grateful Dead - St. Stephen

Neil Young - Heart Of Gold

Phish - Access Me

Robert Palmer - Sneakin Sally Thru the Alley

Yo La Tengo - Last Days of Disco

Here Comes My Baby- Cat Stevens

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
Alright, this is pretty impossible, but we'll try it anyways.

1. Eagles - Hotel California

2. Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing

3. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

4. Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

5. Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter

6. Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven

7. Jethro Tull - Aqualung

8. Cream - White Room

9. Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

10. Supertramp - Breakfast in America

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
1. Hail Mary--Tupac

2. Got it twisted--Mobb Deep

3. Say my name--Xzibit

4. Parellel universe--RHCP

5. Otherside--RHCP

6. Cheers--Obie Trice

7. A decade under the influence--Taking Back Sunday

8. Hypnotize--Notorious B.I.G.

9. The Eagles--Boys of Summer

10. Move Bitch--Ludicris

Here are my top 5 least favorite songs:

1. The Anthem--Good Charlotte

2. The Reason--Hoobastank

3. Skater Boi--Avril Lavine

4. Tipsy--J-kwon

5. Nobody's perfect--Simple plan

Amerikaz motherfuckin nightmare bitch

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I got a box of boxcutters, and I ain't unpackin anything, on the contrary nigga I'm packin everything, mack 10 nigga with the night vision screen, an AK to slay ya if you're creepin on my team, I don't aim I point, hollows won't disappoint ya, when I pop itsa sure thing, watch me squeeze on the toaster, when I post up its over, click click then I ghost ya, bang bang I'm stone cold, but you're about to get colder
 
Moment of Truth- Gangstarr

U.N.I.T.Y.- Queen Latifa

Make you feel that way- Blackalicious

Bubbletoes- JAckJohnson

Centerfold-g giels band (as bad as it is it's catchy)

Working Man- Rush

6 underground- Sneaker Pimps

Cadillac rock Box- Anthrax

Kickstart my heart- Motley crue

Penguin- Don Johnson Big band

opps Wow Suprise!

I.L.I.A.G.A.
 
i dont know past 1, but ACDC-Thunderstruck

Cold Smoke Industries- A new generation of ski clothing. Check us out at coldsmokeindustries.tk
 
bat out of hell- meat leaf

behemian rhapsody- queen

kickstart my hear- motley crue

paradise city- guns n roses

it keeps you runnin'- doobie brothers

free fallin'- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Jumpin' Jack Flash- rolling stones

black dog - led zepplin

Don't Stop Believin'- journey

Break On Through To The Other Side- the doors

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3 Months, 1 Week, 4 Days Left

 
hehe thanks joei. :)

.brooke.

B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
jesus is my homeboy (not really)

CCR - fortunate son

Steve miller band - the joker

steve miller band - jungle love

supertramp - bloody well right

styx - renegade

dire straits - telegraph road

dire straits - romeo and juliet

eagles - house of the rising sun

phish - farm house

ZZ top - tush

'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260

 
sugar cult - memory

hudson river school - Coming in clear

toby keith - beer for my horses

that one about save a horse ride a cowboy

O-zone - Dragostea din tei (crazy romanian techno)

Tryo - L'hymne des campagnes

Led Zeppelin - Stairway to heaven

hmm..and many others.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
in no particular order:

beastie boys- relax

red hot chili peppers- under the bridge

jimi hendrix- all along the watchtower

nirvana- heart shaped box

alice in chains- rooster

system of a down- aerials

and many more that im too tired to think of at this point

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Son: 'Dad, I had sex at the party last night.'

Dad: 'Well, did you use protection?'

Son: (sighs) 'No.'

Dad: 'Thats my boy, those condoms take away all the feeling!'

NWFT for life!
 
I've done this so many times... Some in the Girls Cult, some in other threads where people ask for good music suggestions... When I get the time and energy, I'll list some later.

Sarah

Reppin' 907
 
i dont have any top 10, but ill tell 10 that i like alot

immigrant song-led zeppelin

sympathy for the devil-rolling stones

voodoo chile- jimi hendrix

rock your socks- tenacious d

whole lotta love-led zeppelin

you cant always get what u want-rolling stones

sun is shining-bob marley

sunshine of your love-cream

money-pink floyd

misty mountain- led zeppelin

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
Marlin, good list, but House of the Rising Sun is Animals, not Eagles.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
1.fire on the mountian- greatful dead

2. layla- eric clapton

3.L.A. women-the doors

4.joe walsh-lifes been good

4.tom petty- running down a dream

5.rush-free will

6.allman bro.-dreams

7.blue oyster cult-dont fear the reaper

8.greatfull dead-ramble on rose

9.led zeppilin-hey lady

10.pink floyd-time

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
 
wasnt paying attention^^^ and screwd up the order of artist and song

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
 
^jimi hendrix does a version of the song also. its pretty good. no lyrics.

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
Britney spears 'oops i did it again'

chrisitiana 'genie in a bottle'

anything by justin

backstreetboys 'backstreets back'

mandy moore 'candy'

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Rollers of NS unite!!!

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1. led zeppelin- no quarter

2. bob marley- punky reggae party

3. slightly stoopid- world goes round

4- slightly stoopid- wise man

5. led zeppelin- stairway to heaven

ok
 
^^shit, i hope youre kidding. or are you a 10 year old girl?

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
 
Dire Straits- Brothers in Arms

Dire Straits- Tunnel of Love

John Anderson- Seminole Wind

Gary Allan- Smoke Rings in the Dark

Marley- Could You Be Loved

Tom Petty- Mary Jane's Last Dance

Cash- Solitary Man

Dwight Yoakam- Thousand Miles From Nowhere

Alan Jackson- Summertime Blues

Eagles- Take It Easy

There are loads of other songs I enjoy just as much as these, but this is what I could think of. And yes- I DO enjoy country!

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
Black Betty is not Skynard you stupid prepubescent shits. It's by Ram Jam. And Stuck in the Middle is by Stealer's Wheel. Come on children.

I've got a doctorate in cold rockin' it.
 
What am I looking for when I read the post again? Are you meaning I should post my favorite 5-10 songs? Too hard. I like too many to choose.

I've got a doctorate in cold rockin' it.
 
here are my uh i dont know like 10 favorites

Tom petty- roll another joint

tom petty- free fallin

Jack johnson- bubble toes

deana carter- strawberry wine

save a horse ride a cowboy

bloodhound gang- ballad of chasey lane

sublime- what i got

garth brooks- friends in low places

dropkick murpheys-spicey mchaggis

swollen members fuel injected

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
what, why, where, when - styles P

i and me - royce da 5'9''

the proud - talib kewli

8 mile road - eminem

allure - jay-z

story to tell - ja rule

black magic - styles P

who i am - juelz santana

the learning (burn) - mobb deep

get away - mobb deep

shit i could go on forever....

teem bousquet
 
Uh...

Rolling Stones- let it bleed

Led Zeppelin- i'm gonna leave you

Black sabbath- electric funeral

Yngwie malmsteen- Valhalla

Metallica- orion (instrumental)

Iron maiden- childhoods end

Pink Floyd- In the Flesh

Joe satriani- satch boogie

Jedi mind tricks- winds of war

deltron 3030- x files

Dio- rainbow in the dark

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
Bob Dylan wrote all along the watch tower but hey, who cares.

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
alright, this was a hard list to choose.

1. Led Zeppelin - Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp (How the West was Won Disc 1)

2. Atmosphere - 1597 (Overcast)

3. Artifacts - Art Of Facts (That's Them)

4. Brother Ali - Forest Whitiker (Shadows On The Sun)

5. Eyedea & Abilities - Liquid Sovereignty (First Born)

6. Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven (Unplugged)

7. Pennywise - Who's On Your Side (Land Of The Free)

8. Dynospectrum - Anything Is Everything (Dynospectrum)

9. The Eagles - Hotel California (Unplugged)

10. Atmosphere - Always Coming Back Home To You (Seven's Travels)

11. Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight (Desireless) - yea i know this one is pretty lame, but i like it for some strange reason.

damn i wish i could choose more!

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
wish you were here - pink floyd

tears in heaven - eric clapton

the thin line - jurassic 5

snowbirds and townies - further seems forever

rockin' the suburbs - ben folds

walk away - ben harper

screaming infidelities - dashboard confessional

out of reach - the get up kids

champagne supernova - oasis

lift it - thousand foot krutch

not really in order though

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dana
 
black betty is sung by more than one artist, however, the first to sing it probably was ram jam and second, doesn't steely dan sing stuck in the middle? im confused

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
i swear to GOD they sing that song, holy crap. i would bet my life on it...but maybe its not the same stuck in the middle

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
I have way too much so I'll list my favourite, this exceeds 10 by a longshot though.

- Pink Floyd: Brain damage/eclipse (this is basically one song), Money, Shine on you crazy diamond, parts 1-5, Time, or The Wall, or Hey you, or comfortably numb, or others...

- I'd try to pick three or less from Led Zeppelin, but it's impossible. Let's say three of the following list are tied: Good times bad times, communication disorder, dazed and confused, black dog, misty mountain hop, stairway, rock and roll, immigrant song, babe im gonna leave you, no quarter, kashmir, the song remains the same, I.. there are too many good ones.

- Jimi Hendrix, either Purple Haze, Hey Joe or all along the watchtower.

-AC/DC, either Back in black, TNT or thunderstruck

-Bob Marley, either No woman no cry, get up stand up or exodus

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
^thats a lot, but isnt the led zepp song communication breakdown, not disorder?

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
Haha, Joei, close with the name... it's Stealer's Wheel you're thinking of.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I've been brainwashed by my DAD! this is not cool, my whole life i thought steely dan sang it

damnit

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
im better than all of you because i like:

tom waits: pasties and a g-string

bruce springsteen: where the bands are,does this bus stop at 53rd street

air supply:every woman in the world

mj:girlfriend

electric prunes:too much to dream last night

chuck berry:maybeline

hank jr: all my rowdy friends have settled down

 
^^^^ You're right, I don't know why I wrote disorder.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
I cant even begin to explain how much of a douche you really are, oh my fucking GOD you're stupid. I'll donate this poem to you as well.

You're a fucking moron

your mind is pbly composed of boron

your pbly illiterate so this is a waste of my time

but hey, i like to make fun of assholes like you in rhyme.

You killed Jesus!
 
Pete, that should be the new Golden Wheelchair theme song.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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