Injury CLAIM

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Krongos

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so the other thread i was writing in inspired me to write this one. i have never met anyone with as many ortho surgeries as me or as many broken bones. i guess the point of this thread is to list your major injuries (skiing related or not) and we see whos in the worst shape. also list your age so we have an idea of how long it took to get like that. i'll start:

Dan, age 25

Bones:

2 broken wrists - both skiing

4 broken thumbs - all skiing

1 broken finger

5 broken ribs (one was broken in 2 spots) - 3 due to skiing

4 broken radii (2 injuries, 2 brakes each) - 2 due to skiing

2 broken ulna

1 broken humerus

1 broken jaw - due to skiing

2 broken noses - 1 due to skiing

grand total: 22 bones broken

Surgeries:

1 left meniscus repair (arthro) - occured while running

2 right acl repairs (arthro, one right after 5 months of rehab for the other) - both due to skiing

1 metal plate and six screws in right arm near elbow (because of one of the radius injuries) - due to skiing

1 metal plate and six screws in left arm near shoulder (because of the humerus injury)

grand total: 5 reconstructive surgeries.

Can anyone beat those numbers? I hope not but let us know either way.

 
1st (?) and No - you are bionic!

Collarbone, fibula.... couple of fingers... and i'm 29....
 
Broken thumb (lax)5 knocked out teeth (4 lax) (1 biking)2 concussions (1 skiing)
not that bad.
 
only person that would beat you is Evil Knievel ....
so far my injuries are
Broken wrist (was terribly painfull)
Splintered wrist, with bone sticking out :D (wasn't all that painfull; it happened while BMX riding and i pedaled to the hospital on my own and waited an hour in the ER without too much pain, very weird...)
Broken ankle
2x ruptured ring tendon in my fingers
so nothing quite terrible like you :D
 
1 concussion & cracked helmet (skiing)

2 black toes (probably going to lose the nail in a week) (skiing, new boots, fulltilts, fucksakes)

2 stitches in forehead (biking)

6 stiches in chin (biking)

I aint got shit on you man much respect
 
Broken toe

4 Concussions

One bitch ass spider bit my leg and that fucker swelled and blistered - had to go to the ER

Dislocated both hips, both shoulders. If I lift more than 5 pounds my left shoulder pops out, if I lift my left shoulder up over my head my clavicle dislocates.

Broken Wrist

Tooth shot out by arisoft gun

and now here comes the fun stuff

Ruptured esophagus --> week in the hospital, liquid food diet etc...

See: https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/442712/

This led my left lung collapsing three times about 10% over the span of 3 months then it fully collapsed.

Surgery --> took a brush and talc powder and scraped my lung so it would scar to the chest cavity so it won't collapse again. Chest tubes suck BTW.

I think I am up to two or three weeks in the hospital and upwards of 30 ER visits

Oooodles of fun.

 
Josh age: 17

bones :

4 broken fingers

2 broken radii

1 broken shoulder

1 broken sturnum (only injury due to skiing)

2 broken ulnas

7 stress fractures from knee down( dont really count them as a break but they were all at once so it hurt bad)

1 broken+dislocated thumb

total:11 +7ish bones

soft tissue:

dislocated cuboid (in your foot)

3 cases of reflex nuerovascular distrofy, RND

detached Rectus Femorus (largest muscle in your quad)

slight tear in Lattitimus Dorsi ( large muscle in your back)

and pin in my femor to keep the ball of it from slipping out of the joint
 
jeremy age: 16
age 2 broken fibia(sledding)
4 grade broken hand(biking)
5 grade wrist(skiing)
7th grade broken thumb(skiing)
8th grade broken rib(football)
freshman brken pointer finger and ring finger(skiing)
sophmore broken other thumb(skiing)
junior contusion on kneecap(skiing) and just a few days ago broke my collarbone skiing. its in three pieces and i get surgery on friday
 
1 sliced apart foot(someone stepped on my foot with a skate on..cut all the tendons)

2 torn hip flexors

2 broken ribs

motorcycle crash resulting in broken shoulder
 
not may breaks for me

3 broken fingers, 2 broken toes, 3 concussions, meniscus scoped out, patrially torn left lcl
 
wow thats a shit load of injuries.

im 19 and i've only injured myself once. it was an ankle sprain while playing volleyball and it really wasnt serious at all lol
 
17

fractured left arm in two places falling off a chain link fence, kindergarten.

last year, fractured thumb skiing, landed on it while skiing.
 
16

Lacerated Leg-16 stitches (skiing)

3 Concussions (trampoline and skiing)

Broken Thumb-Biking

Broken Hand-Gym Class Football

Broken Growth Plate in Leg-Jumping into pool

Sprained ankle- Jumping inot pool as well

2 Sprained Wrists-Random Stuff

Kind of Dislocated shoulder
 
age 16

Fractured skull-4 metal pins

Subdural hematoma

broke both clavicles 3 times each

broken wrist

dislocated wrist

broken elbow

dislocated both shoulders 5+ times

broken tibia

broken knee cap(2 sides)

broken femur

broke all fingers multiple times

broken hip

nerve damage in hip

broken neck(c6/c7)

broken foot(right)

broken nose(twice)

broke left eye socket

Every time i move, something hurts. damn i cant wait to be 40
 
Haha this is great:

Age 22:

5 times Broken Thumb (2Right, 3Left) Ski injury

1 Seporated ring finger (stitches and shattered bone)

1 Shattered pinky finger

3 Broken Wrists (2 right, 1 Left) 1 skiing

1 Compound Fracture (Left Arm) Ulna broken in multiple places, radii in half and out of skin

3 Broken toes

1 Contusion (Left Shin) skiing

1 Humorous Complete Seporated Fracture

4 Concusions (2 Broken Helmets) skiing

T7 Vertibre Fracture (Broken Back) skiing

LCL tare twice (No surjery needed) skiing

Torn Rotator Cuff

I think this is all i can remember for now. but i think there are more. My med insurance hates me.
 
-shoulder surgery, 5th degree seperation

-broken sternum

-broken collar bone

-broken wrist

-broken arm

-2 broken ankles

-3 sprained ankles

-3 times I broke my nose

-3 sets of stitches

-and probably the most painful was having a pretty large piece of fiberglass go straight through the lower section of my finger and stick out on the other side

 
I have had nothing close to you man, but here is my list of uhoh's:
3 major concussions, many minors (total was like... double digits for sure, 13 I think)4 cracked ribstorn ankle ligamenttorn wrist tendons dislocated shoulderbroken thumbbroken collarbonebroken ulna & radii (same time)

I started riding with a helmet and a mouthguard now, so I have been concussion free for like 2 seasons now.
 
age: 20
30+ shoulder subluxes/ dislocations2 collarbone breaks2 misaligned vertebrae1 broken ankle
and a few pretty gnarly scars from:cutting my hand with a knife (camping)impact cut on my knee from hitting a rail (20 stitches in 1.5")lawn mower exhaust (stupid)hitting my forehead/chin on a diving board (sw frontflip to face on board)
 
Sorry for the double post but...
I'm 19, and everything is from skiing. And I also forgot to mention the time I misaligned my back.
 
catie age:19
3 fractured ribs1 broken nose5 broken toesright leg fibula and fibula dislocated hiptorn right and left ACLdislocated shoulder
note: tib fib and one acl injury was in one accident,horseback riding though
 
age 17

broken bones

1 wrist

2 hands

2 thumbs

1 toe

1 leg

so 7 in total

3 surgeries on my arm, leg and knee

2 concussions

i thought i was bad too, you make me look like nothing though
 
20

broke both bones in my left arm (skateboarding)

currently lounging about with torn ligaments in my SC joint (where your collarbone connects to your breastbone) (skiing)

 
haha that took me a minute to understand but made me laugh... anyways

Im 16

scapula broken in 3 places

broken shoulder

broken heel

broken elbow

broken wrist 3 times

3 broken fingers

broken fibula

i thinks theres another one that im not remebering but thats all i got so far
 
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