Injuries you dont remeber getting

chacha33

chacha33

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Just wondering what the worst injury you've ever gotten that you dont remember getting was. Mine happened a few days ago treeskiing in steamboat springs. Apparently I got rocked by a tree and I dont remember shit. I woke up in an amberlamps with a fucked up arm and hella whiplash. I was like 93% sober so I dont think that was why I cant remember anything, and im not concussed. The doctors told me my brain was fine but my neck was all screwed up. So tell me about your worst hazy injury experience so I can judge you!
 
one time i fell asleep and when i woke up my penis was gone. it grew back the next day thankfully.
 
Blacked out and woke up with broken knuckles. Thought maybe I got in some badass fight but I was later told that I punched a refrigerator
 
slipped on mad ice over and over, but woke up on my couch. succesfulish night.

luckily nothing so bad on skis.
 
Concussions. I've had two that I will never recall getting. Besides that and other head injuries, this thread is kind of worthless...
 
Hit my head a month ago on a cat track gap and blacked out. Don't remember at all how it happend.
 
got aggressively hammered and tried backflips off a bunch of stuff, kinda fucked up my knee, here a gif, not sure its gonna work

7nkts

 
Drank a bunch of whiskey, blacked out pissed all over some fools, fell over cut my forehead open and continued to rage.

This was how the story was tols to me the next day
 
Apart from bruised knuckles, and a bunch of cuts and bruises drunk, I don't have any that I don't remember. Except concussions but that's kinda self explanatory.
 
I pretty much remember everything. Unless it's useful things.

I woke up bruised with all these cuts and was really fucking sore. Didn't know if I got in a fight, hit by a car or what. Saw a picture of somebody riding a bike and remembered I'd taken somebody's bmx for a spin during a beer pong intermission. Trying to 360 off a little bump into the road at full speed. Landed around 270 several times and fell sideways repeatedly.

Didn't remember it but now I remember it. I think that's the closest I can think of. There are probably legit injuries I don't remember and never will though
 
woke up after a night of boozing with a chipped tooth, still no clue how it happened and deal with it every day
 
in the last 12 months

i blacked out on cinco de mayo and woke up with a ankle that looked like a softball

i blacked out and woke up next to a chick with a severely pulled groin (still suffering pretty bad from that one 3 months later :( )

blacked out and woke up in my truck in a trailer park play area with the shit kicked out of me in possible broken nose and a shit load of blood and bruises all over... never went to the doc cuz thatz for pussies

well... fuck my life
 
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