Injuries while drinking..

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LAMSTEEZE

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Alright so last night my girlfriend and I boxed, with boxing gloves and all that stuff. She was sober and I was loaded, I fell and fucked my shoulder over and now it kills today. I also sliced my finger open too, geeze!

Tell me about some incidents which leave you feeling shitty the day after.
 
last night we were swimmin in this girls pools and someone broke a bottle on the pool deck and I ran right through it! luckily i only got like two little tiny cuts but now I have a little piece of glass in my toe that i cant get out and i keep stepping on it!
 
there was this huge hill by the dorms and a bunch of people would always go drunk sledding. this girl hit a huge rock and fractured her lower back.
 
i fell down and broke my nose in nashville. so drunk-thats why i fell normally i'm a good walker.

oh and two weeks ago i jumped off a shed into a pool on a GT- ripped my baby toe open something fierce.
 
pulled a muscle skiing drunk and I didnt realize it untill the next day. I've also twisted my knees doing that too. Skiing drunk usually doesnt work out to well. But for some reason I can grind anything drunk
 
yea once I got hit by someone and my head fell right on a metal ladder. That sucked a lot (bleeding on the head) and it hurt easily two weeks!
 
i got punched in the face three times...in the exact same spot, and i didnt realize it untill someone told me...then all hell broke loose but i guess u could call that an injury while drunk...my eye has blood in it for about a month...it was scary as fuck looking
 
I was at a party last weekend and I was pretty fucked up.. A few of the kids there thought it would be funny to write all over me in sharpie.. Only problem was, I wasn't passed out.

So yeah, 3 guys pinned me down while a 4th started writing on me.. needless to say, I resisted.. I somehow managed to grab the marker from the kid writing on me and managed to give him a nice line across his face before he put me in a headlock... as he had me in a headlock, the other 3 started to tie up my legs and arms with some rope.. Not knowing what they were going to me if they managed to tie me up and not wanting to be hung from the deck by a rope, I exploded out of the ropes, grabbing the kid who had me in a headlock's beer in the process, which I chucked over the deck.. No idea why I did that.. but.. yeah.

Anyways, realizing they were no match for my superior strength, they backed off.. All but the kid who's beer I chucked over the deck. He was insisting that i go pick it up and give it back to him (right, like there was anything left in it anyways). After flatly refusing, he got pissed and got into a fist fight with me. We exchanged blows until his exgirlfriend came to break it up.

So, anyways, injuries I sustained were limited to a bruised arm and a cut above my eye.. and a shitload of marker all over me and my clothes. All in all, not too shabby. Dumb bastards.
 
Today on my way to NS I went to sit on a chair that was beside my computer chair but I leaned onto the computer chair which has wheels so I fucking SMACKED my face on the computer desk.. I was baked..
 
Everytime I play beer pong, my knuckles always hurt the next day. I just get pissed when I miss and punch shit.
 
i broke a bone in my foot while i was running once. i ran off a 1 ft drop off and step on my other foot and POP. that shit fucking hurt.
 
Yea, I dislocated my shoulder one time drinking. I was running away from a cab driver, who I neglected to pay. anyway, I was bookin down an alley with a couple friends. We got to a fence and I dove right over it, landed square on my shoulder on a barbeque. Smashed the bbq, the propane container bounced along the pavement. A huge Arabic dude came out of a side door and yelled at us. We asked if we could cut through his house. He didn't seem happy.
 
my friends and i are buying some boxing gloves, because when we drink, we play fightclub, and its pretty intense. random injuries i have had include ramming my shin into the bumper of a car, trying to use a pong table as a trampoline, and standing in a campfire
 
me and my friends were drunk and we were walking through this village by his lake house and i fell in a hole that was about as wide as a basketball in the concrete so only 1 leg went in and now i have cuts all up and down it
 
nothing great for me, i only cut my leg on a stone wall jumping over it so the cops didnt see us (the cops showed up at this kids party)
 
if im drunk, and there is a glass door, you can be sure i will run into it. not once, not twice, but probably 5 times.
 
i burned my index finger lastnight burning a tie rap with a lighter. my finger has a huge bubble on it already and its fucken nasty as hell.
 
a couple of nights ago i was partying with friends and we decided to go to a concrete park and shine the car light into it at like 3 and i think my wrist is broked
 
i let my friend give me a tattoo with a razor blade and india ink. i've had worse injuries i suppose, but that's probably the dumbest one.
 
i broke my left elbow 6 weeks ago while waisted, and 2 yrs ago i fractured and tore my ligament in my right elbow. first time i was drunk on a tramplonine. this recent injury happened while crossing the street and a girl jumping on my back for a piggy back ride.
 
knocked my teeth out on a boat trying to get it to float again after we sunk it, sliced my leg open, sliced my feet open in the ocean the other day, broke my fingers and my hand, multiple black eyes. nothing ever recieved immediate medical attention because it didnt hurt at the time.
 
I broke my ankle, then had to hike for a mile to get back to our car so I could get to the hospital
 
word man, I was lighting a dube yesterday and it was dark out and I accidentally lit the lighter under my finger. it fucking killed. it's not bad now tho.
 
on my 20th birthday i went out with some friends for a pre birthday thing..it was about 4 days before my birthday but i was going to montreal so i wanted to have something with the peeps who werent coming to mtl.

so anyway. we go to the bar...and they line up the shots of liquid coke around the bar. so we do those. i had three. then i have two coronas in my hand and so i drink those. then i had two coronas in my hand the second those coronas were gone. then two more. then two more shots. two more coronas. mind u, i am 95 lbs. i am small. this was a lot of alcohol for me to consume within 3 hours. just before we leave, being the drunken idiot i was, i pick a fight with a girl twice my size. i have a labret piercing that of course she punched and so my face was swollen for a few days. anyway...

we get back to my ex's place to crash ...everyone's still partying in the living room but im in the bathroom puking. this was at 3am. no joke, 3pm the next day im still puking non stop. didnt move once. stayed in the bathroom. had a pillow and all for little breaks between vomitting binges and had ice on my chin from the punches i took. needless to say it took me a while to recover from that evening.
 
haha 1 time i was pretty high and i went to lite the bowl and its kinda small and i wasent paying attention and i was lighting my bangs on fire
 
Oh god... I remember a good one...

So yeah, I was around 16 and we were all jsut getting our licenses. So one kid who has barely touched anything says who wants to get pulled on a snowskate by my car! Being the guy I am when I am hammered...I was all for it. He tells me just let go when you start going too fast. Needless to say, I had no sense of speed travel. It gets to a point where the snowskate is just can't even handle the speed anymore so I let go. I basically turned right into the side of the road and flew a good 20 feet into a solid snowbank. When I came to, there was about 4 people looking over me and I had no idea what happened. They started telling me I was doing 40 on a snowskate and I bailed very very hard. I thought my back was broken for a minute and was scared to get up. I got up, it was just very very sore the next day.

Please learn from this and don't get towed on a snowskate drunk. One of the most painful things I've done.
 
I only smashed my chin trying to get out of a hot tub while it was raining out. Didn't hurt but it did... what?
 
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There are a few from my past. Since then I have lost mobility to hills, ice, and linconloops. My ankle still isnt better... 8 months later. Thats what I get for wanting to ski after drinking a liter of martini I guess. well, actully... this is what i get, plus 3 weeks on crutches. http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/pictures/1139023404100_3125.jpg[img]

Oh, and the time i tackeled my friend natalie (or she tackled me, we arnt sure how that went down) infront of some hotle downtown... roadrash down my back and arm... scars that will be there for years... you know how it goes.

Then there are all the bruises and stuff that i get from having bare nuckle irish boxing pain fights... but i always win those.

And we cant forget the cuts on my hands from the knife game... What a game that one is. this is how it works.

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Funny thing about that... in the 3 years we have been playing that game while drunk, Ive only cut myself one time. Thats it thats all. Pretty impressive eh?
 
wow im a retard...

In the order they should have been...

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