Injuries and how you got them

Hmmm let's see...

Broke my arm in 3 places in 3rd grade from falling off my roof haha. I needed a plate in my wrist because I shattered my growth plate.

Last summer I fell trying to spin on a slip'n'slide which led to a compound fracture in my collarbone. I needed 6 stitches in my shoulder area. And a couple of screws in my collarbone.

2 years ago, i completely tore my Achilles(sp?) tendon playing basketball, still have issues with it.

Last ski season I knuckled a jump and flew over the entire landing and landed on my shoulder/neck. Got a minor cuncussion and bruised my shoulder really really bad. :)
 
knocked both my front teeth out when i was 4, standing on a chair, lost my balance then ate another chair, took 3 years for them to grow back

took a 8 oz fishing lure to the forehead when i was 6, theres still a nice big scar about 4 inches above my eye and a bump on my skull

concussion from first tryin 3s, with big ol' carving skis, on a icy large jump

deep muscle bruising on my arm from mtb, eatin it on a 18 footer straight into a rockpile, 6 months until it stopped hurting on a daily basis

various strained knee ligaments from hitting trees skiing

 
My list is way too long. My current one took place on 5/6/11.

I shattered my patella at Windell's. Now I have 6 pins and quite a bit of wiring holding it all together. My next surgery is in 3 months to get it all out. I'm hoping to be back to my home in Welches by next November, because being forced to move home and give up my independence, has really been hard for me.

Man, what a way to say good-bye to the greatest place on Earth right before the sun was finally about to show up. ='(
 
Same thing happened to me, cept I was running on a dock (low tide) to jump off into water. And I got a splinter directly in the ball of my foot. I couldn't stop running though and I ended up jumping into the water anyway, having to climb up a 25 foot laddder, ride a bike 1 1/2 mile back to the house, and half an hour later they took a 2 inch long splinter out of my foot.
 
Concussion and black eye and deep cut on my hip from a downhill biking accident

I had a stress fracture in my hip when I was 14 that I got from running cross country, and I didn't want to stop running so I raced the county championships anyway. Did well and qualified for the regionals, but the race turned the hairline into a legit incompletevfracture and I collapsed at the finish line-my dad carried me off. Sooo painful, but some rehabbing and I was back for track that year.

partially torn ACL, meniscus, meniscus in the other knee, and recently a bone contusion in my knee all from skiing.

Those are the big ones that I can think of.
 
chair vs. face. chair won. 5 stitches

mountain bike vs back of my head. bike won. 9 stiches and a nasty scar.

foot vs. nail. Nail won. In my defense, i was 8 years old and just got a pair of work boots and thought i was indestructible so i slammed my foot on a nail on purpose because i thought the boots were really tough. They weren't.
 
I haven't compiled a list in a while , fun fun.

Broken nose ( baseball practice) took a shitty hop when i was playing short.

Skillsaw took on of my fingertips off in 04, few surgery later, im good

Lacerated liver , punctured lung and major concussion. Skiing

Blown Collar bone Skiing.

Blown MCL skiing

tendinitis in both knees , excruciating , Backpacking

fractured my ankle backpacking

I am half scar tissue from all the other minor stuff. I can only sleep in one position now since my body hurts so much from being tweaked, but it was all worth it.
 
currently recovering from shoulder surgery. it's been fun sitting in a chair for the past little while
 
3 concussions soccer/skiing

2 broken ankles same ankle twice in 6 months playing soccer

2 broken thumbs 1 fell out of bed 1 slipped on some ice

1 torn acl soccer

1 torn meniscus soccer

1 spiral fracture of my humerous (gay as AIDS) Kawasaki mule accident

degenerative arthritus in my knee with the tears

but the worst pain by far is tearing the muscles in my lower back playing soccer 10 years ago and it still flairs up
 
Broken tail bone - I swear that jump was 15 feet bigger...Broken wrist -^^Concussion+blood in lungs - A 360 on a small jump. I don't remember what happened but I guess I came off the lip spinning right and not left??
 
Broken collarbone- football Separated shoulder- footballDouble hernia- most painful thing ever broken wrist- being stupidbroken collarbone again-stupidityblown knee: completely torn ACL and MCL, one meniscus gone the other sewed back together, minor PCL tear- cork 540 to knuckle. Smashed finger tip- pivot binding malfunctionUnder eye stitches- falling off a playground Broken ankle- jumping down way to many stairsmultiple concussions but the most notable was from running from the police and landing headfirst into a ditch Under eye stitches again- being cleated in the face during a HS baseball game. A number of minor broken fingers a toes from various sports.
 
Separated shoulder skiing

2 concussions skiing

1 concussion bmx

Broken wrist skating

Broken ankle on tramp
 
i was 12 at summer camp and we were playing kickball and one of the camp consolers kicked the ball and started to run towards me. when he tried to stop his 225 pound body fell on my left leg. but all i got was a hairline fracture, but man it hurt like a bitch.
 
WIN. Anyone remember the thread about some guy getting stuck in an FKS while driving and he ran into a store looking for help cuz he couldn't get it off?
 
Cut my eye open

lacerated my index finger/tendon

Herniated a disc in my back

Broke a few ribs

and have broken my left foot three times.
 
newschoolers should drink more milk, theres a lot of broken bones im reading about.
recently scratched my cornea at work and it was one of the more painful things ive experience in recent memory, worse than stepping on a broken beer bottle that went pretty deep into the arch of my foot
 
Only had

two big injuries in my life,

The worst one happened when I was 11, I was playing with a friend, and all was

fine until he throwed a piece of gravel tile the size of a stack of 3/4 dvd

boxes, through a large bush. And little did he know I was standing right behind

it, the piece of tile struck me straight in my eye and another sharp edge cut

open the skin right below my eye. Due to that laceration I was bleeding like

hell, the white shirt I wore was almost completely red.

When I got to the

hospital there were five docs looking at my eye and discussing like crazy. What

is the result of this accident? I have lost a lot of vision in my left up to

the point where I am 1% handicapped and in the first 2 years my sense of depth

was fucked up, it sometimes still is. I was scouted for one of the top field

hockey teams in my country but due to my poor vision, I had to give up on that.

In addition, the other injury was a major concussion, which I received after

the most embarrassing fall of my life. 6 years ago, I was really into Parkour,

Freerunning and Tricking. There was this dumpster (pic of similar one below) and

I wanted to do a gainer (Backflip with forward motion) off it but suddenly my

foot slipped and instead of being awesome I slammed the rear of my head into

that solid steel beam, I bounced off and then my forehead slammed against the

concrete pavement.

I was unconscious for around 3 minutes, woke-up and became unconscious in the

ambulance again.

I have no memory of all of this ever happening, I had to hear it from my

friends.

This accident has left me with an HUGE mental block for big jumps and inverted

tricks in any sport. OH and after 6 years my blood is still visible on the dumpsters steel beam.

This is a similar

dumpster:

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45 Stitches in my forehead

1st grade--- pretended to be a secret agent by sliding through a gap in between the stairs on the climbing structure. I kept my head up and slammed my forehead.

Broken Toes

jumped off the monkey bars, also in 1st grade
 
once i woke up i had a boner when i got out of bed i fell forward right onto my boner my dick cracked thats how i broke my dick its in a cast now for a couple months i like strawberries
 
Dub post..Wrists were skiing elbow was slide and got stuck in the bar thing at the top

Shoulder and stitches from waterpolo
 
Broke my nose when I was 8 by a hockey puck to the face

Broke my fingertip (I think) and got roadrash all over my hand by being in a flipping go kart. I need to go get my finger xrayed again.
 
Lets see

1) My brother shot me on the eyeball with a paintball gun from 15 feet (Thought it was empty and he could scare me with the sound; Fail) Paint drained out of my eye overnight. That was the worst, thought i was going to lose my vision.

2) Hit in the eye and temple with a pitching wedge

3) smashed my face on the trampoline frame after attempting a 1440

4) landed on my thigh on a box. huge muscle bruise. I couldn't get any crutches so i had to walk with little bending my leg for three weeks. Stairs were a bitch.

5) And I'm double jointed in my fingers wrists shoulders toes etc. so things just tend to pop out of place.
 
Earlier this spring I woke up one morning with a half dollar sized third degree burn on my chest next to my left nipple. Evidently I accidently burned myself by leaning over my hookah and made friends with the coal. After a month of scabbing and peeling, I have a healthy scar that will probably stay with me for life.
 
Broke my arm in 4 places when I was six. I went from a leftie to a rightie because the Dr. said it would be easier to learn rightie rather than rehabbing the left after.
 
at my older brothers party when i was 5 i think sitting at the island in the kitchen on a stool watching him and his friends play a game, at 5 i wasnt interested in drinking games and had nothing else to do..so i started to rock on the stool, next thing i knew i woke up in the hospital and i had fallen and cracked the back of my skull. sick eh?

and recently evertime i take steps up something, like a higher step up than a stair if you know what i mean, the inside of my knee kills. does that happen to anybody else?
 
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