Ingrown Toenails

cut em out with a pocket knife. thats how i got rid of the ones i had.

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or bone saw

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if they're not too bad then you can just cut them and stuff like that, if they're bad, then you can go to a doctor and he'll cut the shit outta them

Jeff

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dude from like 3rd grade - 8th grade i would get those muther fuckaaaas all the time

then i went to the doc and he cut off like half my nail and did something to the skin under so that nail on that side o my toe just wont grow anymore and they never came back so im happy

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My friend had to get surgery and then got put on antibiotics. then he started puking and he is going back in for surgery........and he made me lick the sick thing(it was infected also)

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eat it man

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its odd that this came up. i have to go to the doctors next week to get one cut off. my pop says it (cutting it off) hurts like a bitch, any truth to that?

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what exactly is an ingrown toenail. is it just where the sides sorta grown down into yer skin? i got em i think, but they don't bother me.

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its where u cut themdown on the sides to far and they grow way into the side of ur toe and puss and gross shit like that

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i got one cut out and it came back, but i have like no time to get it taken out because all year i have something to do, skiing, soccer, etc. it was taken out, but it grew back....bullshit

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my friend got one on both sides of his big toe... he tried to cut it out himself and not its all nasty and pussy and eww gross

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Dude just go to the docter! i used to have those all the time i think i've had like 20ish just go to the docter and they numb your toe and cut it out. plus every time i'd go there he'd prescribe me 40 vicadin for the pain.

 
this is my ingrown toenail that i just took a pic of, it hurts.

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^OMG thats bad.

I have ingrown toe nails also. They sucked ass when I'm skiing, just go to the doctor ever couple of months and they can get it fixed.

That reminds me, I'm 4 months over due (ah shit)

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wow sounds gruesome.

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wait a second... the toeNAIL or the actual toe??

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i dropped out of school when i was three, WHY?, cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me
 
my in grown awhile back turned green and was super stinky and gooey. but then i dug at it with a knife and solved the problem.

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**NWFT**

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no he said his boot made his toe fall off, the nail or the toe, cuz if it was the actual toe that is whack

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i dropped out of school when i was three, WHY?, cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me
 
I had to go to the doctor for my ingrown toenails, and he was able to cut them and apply something under the nailbed that prevents the nail from becoming ingrown again. It's so worth it to go to the doctor for ingrown toenails!

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let it grow out till it gets the thing of puss on the side then pop it, thats what i did.

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Three winters ago, I smashed my big toe so hard so many times into the front of my ski boot. More and more pressure built up underneath the nail, and it turned purple. So we put my foot on the drill press at work and went to town on the thing. The moment that the drill bit broke through the nail, was epic. Puss, goo, and blood just exploded all over the place. The wall, myself, and the people standing around watching, were hit with the mix. It was the greatest feeling of relaxation and pain being relived that I've ever had. One week later, I took a pair of needle-nose, and ripped that son of a bitch nail off, and that was that.

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hey ur kinda weird dude

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i dropped out of school when i was three, WHY?, cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me
 
in growns hurt. its pain.

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toes and feet are so disgusting. i can't believe someone above posted a picture of that.

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take a knife and cut the whole fuckin nail off!!!! or jsut get frostbite on it and never be able to feel it

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one of my friends brothers has only 4 toenails, i not sure exactly what happened but i think it was releated to them becoming ingrowen.

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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The toe that I drilled had already been severly frostbitten. I had no feeling in it at the time, so that probably made it possible for me to rip it off with no pain.

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^^Holy shit a drill press? If you went like a milimeter too deep it would hurt soooooo damn much. Thats risky

jibba jabba
 
i went to a foot doctor... he numbed em up and pryed em out

Lately it occurs to me... what a long strange trip its been....
 
ya i used to soak mine in epsom salt and then hack away at them with nail clippers when they were soft.

 
i think i have them, but i dont know. on my big toe, it is growing into the side of my foot. it hurts a lot.

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i think i have them, but i dont know. on my big toe, it is growing into the side of my foot. it hurts a lot.

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^opps

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Uhh, my foot got slammed up the front of my ski boot over the winter and yea it turned purple, fell off, etc. But now there's just like.. half a nail, but it hasn't grown at all since. Could it grow into the FRONT of my toe? Or did it just stop growing.. I'm confused. But it's not growing out the sides at all. Plus, it doesn't hurt. Is it ingrown?

 
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