Incriminating stuff your parents have found

in 5th grade my friend was showing me all these crazy fucked up porn sites, like rape and stuff. and then we sent some stuff to my older sisters friend and my dad was very mad.
 
funny, my dad walked in as i had just opened up a picture of a bunch of my freinds with there hands on each others asses. (girls)

they have also read conversations about beer. and found lighters
 
writing on my stomach that incldued a drawing of a penis, the words "give me head", "insert here (with an arrow point down)", I LOVE M(ary), PENIS, and BLOW ME... and i think more but i forget the rest. that was a while ago. it wouldnt wash off... and they spooted some black on my stomach between my shirt and my pants. i said this chick did it who i didnt like, so my parents told me to stop hanging out with her, so that was my excuse for ditching her ... muahahaha
 
my friend had his weed in double zip lock bags, inside headphone, inside a cloth bag, inside a box, under clothes, in the back of his closet and his parents found it somehow... They're crazy
 
ive never really had that problem with my parents. my parents have always been open about shit.it sucks though cause most of my friends dont have parents like that.
 
my parents found 3 or 4 roaches outside my house when i was in like 10th grade and my mom noticed the fact that there were circles on the wood from all the beer cans all over the house. all she said to me was i hope you had a fun time while we were gone lol. then one time i came home from a Wu Tang concert at like 3am and was locked out and she had to come open the door and i was so blazed and drunk that i fell on my face when i walked through the sliding glass door. then she just asked me if i wanted some pan cakes lol
 
ummmm just last night my gf and I spent some alone time at my place and seeing that we were invited to dinner at her rents house I threw some clothes on and we went over (a little late). When I walked in the door her mom said "your shirt's on backwards matty"...not only that though...it was inside out too. haha...oops
 
7 corona bottles, condom, vodka bottles- all in one day

a gram, then a eighth then a corona cap-all in one day
 
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