Incidents with the POLICE

Well this little incident takes in Valparaiso, Chile or last year while I was living down there. My friend I decided it would be a good idea to head to the bars on a tuesday since neither of us had classes early the next morning. We head downtown to the party district and find a nice bar and have 2 margaritas and a beer. Normally, that is what just gets us going for the night but something was different in these. After the 2nd margarita, I felt EXTREMELY drunk, and my memory begins to fade just after leaving the bar. We stumbled into a busy part of town on a tuesday night at about 10pm wasted off our asses in public. and it was crowded. So we go to an internet cafe and keep asking them if they have alcoholic drinks, but they keep telling us now. All of a sudden a guard grabs us by the necks and takes us downstairs where 3 carabineros are waiting (Chilean police). Now chilean cops are scary, they all wear military uniforms that make them look like mini dictators and one of them had a german shepard at his side. They were really pissed and started yelling, but i was too drunk and scared so my spanish was slower and my responses were taking too much time to come out. One of cops kept asking me to step back because his dog was getting excited and was ready to attack me. Here's the problem, this whole time I had about 3 grams of coke in my pocket. I kept one hand in my pocket fumbling this little packet of paper back and forth praying the dog wasnt trained to smell it. If they would've caught me with that...well it would've been game over. No deportation, unless I was really lucky, most likely locked up and thrown away the key. Maybe a letter to my parents at best. Finally my friend and I conviced them to let us go and they commanded us to head right home. Instead we went to a strip bar where I got kicked out for hechando el mano (reaching for the strippers) and my friend puked on the stage. All in all a fun night but very very scary.

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3 of my friends decided to go break into the back of a car dealership and steal stuff from the inside of cars being repaired one night while they were drunk. They've done it before and have never got caught they even broke into a police cruiser that was being repaired and stole a couple of flairs. Anyways this night they were stopped by cops who got reports of people being on the surveillance cameras and my friends told them that they were just checking out the new models, it was 3 am. So the cops were a bit suspicious but only took their names down and let them go. About week later each kid gets picked up by a cop and brought down to the station where they are shown themselves on a video tape breaking a lock of the dealership gate. Luckily they didnt get charged but they got a small record.

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me and my friend in oregon got the cops called on us for blasting 'inaproriate' music lol

and i had 2 deal with one when i got in an acsedent, nothin really there

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i was completely shitfaced and somewhat high and i was walking down a main road from one friends house to another and i kept sticking my thumb up and trying to hitch hike, but noone picked me up, and then a cop rolled up and asked me what i was doing, i said i was just walking cause the friends house i was going to was a big party so i didnt want the cop going there, and the cop said get in the car, so i got in and i was acting really polite and shit and answering all his questions truthfully except i kept denying i had been drinking then he asked me where i lived and i told him, so he said he would take me home, on the way i was just like you cant tell my parents just drop me off at the end of my street, and suprisingly he was like ok and he dropped me off out of view of my house, so i got home and passed out in my bed and didnt get caught by my parents, it was sick cause the cop never called them or anything

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i was sessioning a staircase in town and i got yelled at by campus secruity for, i guess you would call it, scootering on private property or something.

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