Incidents with the POLICE

dude, what the hell are u talking about, it works just fine

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
theirs a neighboor hood partol guy that drives around where i live, basicly a neighboor hood rent a cop. i've never had anything happen with him other than him telling us to stop water balloning cars. but anyway the funny thing is he cant cary a gun anymore because he was investigating a break in in a house one time and he shot at his own shadow.

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
is he really old and wrinkly cuz most rent-a-cops are

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
i fucking hate cops... for the past year and half i've been on numerous lists; one for selling blow, another for selling weed... they refresh the lists every couple months and i've been on them for a long time. my car is marked, they all know who i am. Last time i was pulled over it was 3 am, cops busted a deal going on at this dudes house and my car was there but i booked it outta there, but they called for backup and one of them caught me. after the first one had me pulled over, 3 more cops came, so i was fucking raided by 4 cops. I had a qp of nuggets in my car, which i hid inside my dashboard (i have a secret spot that i can rip open and hide shit in, so they didn't find that). There was one 8-ball left of blow that i had in my pocket, i had already sold the rest and this was just personal, so i shoved it down my pants, and they didn't find that either. after being interrogated and asked questions for a while (i made up a big bullshit story) i had to step out of the car, so i locked the doors and shut the window, then got out. I had a lot to drink earlier that night, but i wasn't too drunk anymore, just really blown... I didn't pass the breathalizer, i blew numbers, but that's not what they were after me for, so they didn't even give a fuck about the drinking (could have been a DUI). then they searched me, luckily didn't feel up my groin or else they would have found the blow, so they didn't find shit. they couldn't search my car, so i was free to go, no tickets. they could have just given me a dui but all they did was bitch at me and shit, they told me all about how they know about me selling blow and weed, and all 4 of them even told me they're after me. that was about a month ago. then last weekend i was pulled over randomly because my car is marked, it was about 2 am, but i didn't have anything on me this time at all, so they went through the whole procedure again, but didn't find shit. i was pretty drunk again, but once again, that's not what they're after me for, they're just trying to bust me for the weed and especially the blow. so they're still after, but i'm gonna stop selling blow now, despite the high rollin' cash i was bringing in, it's getting too dangerous, it's too risky now. fuck, i don't care if they give me a posession ticket for weed, or a drinking ticket, i don't give a fuck about those, i just really don't wanna get caught with blow.

fuck tha police.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smoking weed again

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picture me rollin'
 
Cocaine is the most OVERRATED drug of all time. Actually its not even worth it, I rather get blunted and eat some fungi and it would make me feel 10 times better then coke will ever.

Motherfuckers...
 
coke is way to addictive.Some people like me would become addicted so easily...that;s why i'm just gonna do it once more and then try to grow pot and live ina wilderness area with moose,elk,bear,and bigfoots.

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Proudly defending the right of being a Spaniard.Hell yeah!
 
yeah, my advice to those who don't do blow... just don't do it. I love doing it, it's a great feeling, but it's expensive and very addictive, so I suggest staying away from it as a whole. I'm trying to cut back on it now because of all this shit that's gone down

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smoking weed again

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picture me rollin'
 
there was a huge thing in my town about a guy selling coke laced with rat poison.

thriteen counds of murder for that bastard

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
this one time my friend was dippin down this road in the middle of no where going like 100 + and all of a sudden there is this cop behind him, he has an oz of weed on him so he just keeps going and after a while he figure he should just stop and the cop got out of his car came up to him and said 'good driving' and just left

Is there another word for synonym?

shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski

 
Me and some kids Smashed a Bike at a school and they had cameras and they took prints and they got me at school

the cameras are 'hidden' but ithink thier was foul play involved

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iMotion

Dedicated to the East Coast
 
yeah thats not cool.

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GOD DAMN THE BLACK NIGHT AND ALL ITS FOUL TEMPTATIONS BECOMES WHAT I ALWAYS HATES IT

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****NWFT****

 
fuckers took my snowmobile cuz i was hitting a rail at a school while being towed by it.. i had no registration so the basterds took it and it cost 70 dollas to get back

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
my friend has his bike tooken by the police, he left it at a bottom of a hill and they thougt it was suspecious behavior, he still has the police ticket on it and used to ride around with it on. then he crashed going 70 mhp. head on with another car and hes no confined to wheel chair for a while. he wasnt wearing a seatbelt either.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
GhostDragon's lucky. He's never had a run-in with the five-0 before.

-Sdot

Reppin' 907
 
This one time me and about six friends where playin airsoft on the roof of a nearby school. We played for like 2 hours, using the A C vents and stuff as bunkers. We all got bored and decided to get down so all of us climbed down except one of my friends who was acting like a big pussy. He was scared to jump like 8 feet. We spent like 20 minuits yelling at him to jump down but he would not. While all my friends are yellin at him that we are goin to leave him i turn around and these two cop cars pull up. Now my friend has chosen to jump. They walk over and see that we all have a bunch of airsoft guns and tell house to lay them on the ground and back away. Then they walk over and tell us that the janitor in the school called in. I did not now janitors worked on sundays. Well they take all our guns and i never see them again. I had like 200 dollar gun. Then they take down all the info the could possibly get out of us. Then the cops personally drove us all back to our houses. My house was liked 45 minuits away. I had to listen to the bitch for like 45 minuits about tons of shit ranging from drugs to rape. When he dropped me off he had like a 20 minuit conversation with my mom about how i might be prosecuted by the school board. Next school day i get called in and get suspended for 5 days. Also i had a meeting with the school board. Man i hate the cops. They were like if i ever get got doin anything at a school that i will be charged and expelled.

 
no its little plastic bbs. that dont shoot to hard. but still sting.

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I wanna kill this man but he turn around and ran I'de kill him with karate i learned in japan He wouldnt see my face i wouldnt leave a trace i wouldnt use a bullet cause a bullets a disgrace. Ah mamma i never thought i was a murderin man. But tonight im on my way.

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****NWFT****

 
oh ok. my dads friend used to do that but they would stand on seperate sides of a river oh and they used a 22. they stopped when one of their fingers got blown off.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
Okej! Here it comes!

I'm from Sweden on an exchange in Canada!

I'm not allowed to drink or be at partys do drugs etc.

Anyhow i decide to go to this houseparty after beeing here for 2 months. Me and my friend go down town buy some boz and get to the party. Its rocking! like 200+ people in a trailer house, yea you couldnt move.

We party and everyone is having a good time! Around 11, the first cops come up and brake the party people run and so do I. I end up helping a past out guy to a cab. When this is done I'm freezing (-20 outside)my toes are gone, and like 8 of us decide to go back to the party, When we arrive the doors are locked and the girl who had the party is sitting in here room, she says we can come in threw the window cause her sisters boyfriend is bitching! So We get in and after 10 minutes. her sisters boy friend is saying we'll have to leave or else he'll call the cops again. The girls who has the party start crying and says we can stay and him to fuck off. 5 minutes later the cops are there, they are outside the window so there is no escape, all off ous hide in the room, be and 2 other under the bed and then the door opens. At this point I'm terrified, then I can feel the bed going up and light reaches my eyes, and i see a cops pants and hear 'Okay you guys are going to Jail' = Panic! I get draged out of the room and when i get out in the hallway i see that there might be a chans to run out the backdoor, I look at another guy and we nod, and then we go! We run for like 2 minutes and realize a cop is after ous, So we speed up, and hook up with 3 other people when we get to a food store we see headlights and think COP!! and try to take the other way around but the cop does the same, and we are trapped. The cop chasing ous come up and get one guy to the ground and seconds later there is a total of 4 cruisers there, and i think to myself 'Why me' when i get draged into the backseat of a car!

We take of down to the station and the say we are arrested for mischief! When we come downtown they do the standard stuff, strip us down and chekc Id, throw us in the drunktank and call our parents!

12 hours later I get picked up by an Angry hostdad!

But looking at it now its pretty cool cause i got to stay!

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Fuck you I wont do what you tell me

 
I have a few stories. I'm writing them in my short story that I'm coming out with pretty soon.

But pretty much:

I've had my house raided on 4 different occasions, bomb squad, fbi, swat, chief of police, hi-tech crimes unit, along with every other police around.

Was staying at a friend's cabin in Tahoe, police thought we were trying to rob the place so they busted in, threw us in the snow, pointed guns at our heads, and made us sit out there in our boxers and walk through an ice puddle when it was under 20 degrees outside.

I ran from the police once, my brother was set up by the police for gta and was convicted of it. Went to jail for 6 months for something he didn't do. No evidence or anything saying he was even at the town at the time. I've lived with 2 different drug dealers. And had 8 speeding tickets.

haha, yeah, I have a few stories.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
Yesterday we did shrooms with 5 more friends,so we're trippin really hard on top of some nice cliffs and there's a road down there.Suddenly a car comes and just turn off the lights,and i'm curious,but i still am not sure what is going on.Suddenly the car backs up to a corner and another car comes witha weird light.My friend yells it's a train!And i'm like no way,we would hear something.So this powerful light starts pointing at us,and we are just chillin,and suddenly I realise it's the fucking cops,we start running towards the woods and we are all fucked up,i don't even know where i'm stepping,but we keep running towars the darkest woods i had ever seen.I couldn't see shit,and I was shaking pretty bad,i didn't want to get caught...and it was fun as hell tho.But i wonder how could they know we were there,we weren't even loud.

Anyways,great night...so many laughs.

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Sick and Tired.
 
we smashed the bike becujase this jackass got me in trouble like 15times and his mom closed off an escape exit though this pool so no mopeds could get through, we shot fireworks at a school cops rolled up dipped out i lost 80$ fireworks and a new backpack ditched it and the cops found it we got away tahts good

Shopping carts at safeway at 1am bad idea

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Going Solo
 
i had to go to court for truancy today and i guess if i dont skip for the rest of school i dont have to pay the $94

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
I almost forgot. The one time I was at the fair, and I had a ballon from some one running for some kinda office. Anywho, I was rubbing it and making the annoying sound at people. And I did it to some cop, so he turned around and started following me and my friends, so we cut into this building and my stupid friend ran too early and the cop saw and went on the other side and met us there. I got a stern talking to.

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Way to many people have Lat in their sig.

(NSS)
 
this one time we went smashing mail boxes and this guy almost caught us he said we hit it with the car and we told him he was an idiot so he turned us into the police and they threatened to take me to jail and i told them they was dumbasses so then they tried to interogate me that didnt turn out to well for them because i have been interogated b4 and i ended up asking them more questions than what they asked me then when i was done interogating then i told them they needed better interogating classes then they got pissed and i left

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H to da O double L A
 
(putting this above the spam)

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Yeah tonight i got fucked over for shit i didnt do. Me and 4 of my friends were in this big supermarket warehouse and 2 of the retards decided to steal some pointless shit. One took a pack of batteries and one took an ace bandage for who knows what the fuck for but anyway they made all of us empty our pockets cuz they knew the others had the shit so we were guilty of association which is fucked up. So they are askin us if we were at any other stores stealin stuff and of course we were lieing. They made the 2 pay for the shit and get off without a ticket but they black maled us by takeing out picture so they can send it to all the other stores in the area and if we didnt let them take the pic they would get the police involed. I dont really need a felony on my record right now so i let them take it but i pulled my hat way down so they couldnt see my eyes and made my face look really fat. Then when they let us go the managers were cockin off sayin shit like 'DONT COME BACK FOR A YEAR' and 'GO BUY A POWERBALL TICKET SO YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR FUTURE FINES, OR STEAL ONE'. I wanted to hit that guy so bad, I should have. !!!!!!!!!I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING AND I GOT SHIT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
ok 2 am in the morn, we got 5 guys and a couple girls over my friends house...now keep in mind no parents anywhere and we are 14. well we got a good oz. of bud in the basement and alcohol everywhere. my dumbass friend lights a blanket on fire, so he stomps on it and throws it into the driveway. neighbors see it, call the cops. they come and im up explaining what happened and im crunked as fuck. he ends up searching downstairs and finds the bongs and alcohol but not the weed (thank god)...so at 4 in the morn we all got sent home in cruisers and the whole neighborhood was woken with 2 firetrucks and 3 cruisers and had to explain to the parents. needless to say, i went back the nect day and finished that bud in the basement. f-ing cops.

a safety conscious drug user...isnt that an oxy-moron?-SUpilot
 
fuckin crazy man. I HATE THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
derek bull shit you blew a .27 unless your fuckin 380 punds.. youd be dead and maybe if you had drinking a waterbottle of 180 proof..

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
me and 6 friends made a 2 bombs out of the works bathroom cleaner and tin foil. we had this one kid shit into of of them and we brought the two to a cattle farm 2 streets down from our friend's house we were at. we threw the one with shit on the farmers doorstep and the other one in the field the cows were in. as we were walking back to the house, the cops rolled up and asked what were doing on the street at 2 in the morning. we immediatly said we were coming back form another friends house and as we were about to go, one of the bombs went off and about a minute later, the other one went off. the cop brought us to the farmers house and the the guy came out with a shotgun and we were forced to apologize to him and clean it up the next day. the cops then brought us down to the station and the kids mom of where we were staying had to come and get us. she laughed at us for not going through the woods on the way home.

me and 3 other kids also had to go to court in 8th grade for prank phone calling our 70 year old science teacher everyday for 3 months. we each had to pay 60 bucks for a wire tap on the phone (thats how they got us), write and apology letter, and serve i think it was 60 hours of community service

ripple chip, 180 dumpshoot, reverse, rewind, grab
 
coolcats dad arrested me a couple of weeks ago. alls we were doing was throwin ice at cars. fuckin asses. haha

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yah my friend didn\'t die, he just didn\'t move for like 10 minutes, I laughed.....

-Switchin_Dirty
 
hahahaha everyday for 3 months??? thats insane dude lol.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
9 cops, 7 cop cars, and 1 canine uint all in under 9 hours. last night me and a bunch of my friends were down at the park screwin around while there was a softball tourny and this lady we know was drivin this golf cart thing so she starts drivin and we grab our boards and skitch behind it for a while she stops at this field to turn off the score board and she parks and asks my friend to start it up and bring it around to shine the lights on the control board. well its a maunal and it had no brakes when the clutch was in or somthin and he slams the gas and it goes flying into the dugout. we back it up and take it over to her. like 5 mins later we turn around to the sound of some little kid yelling holy shit and theres 4 cop cars surrounding us with tons of dogs in the back barking and wanting to tear the shit out of us. 6 cops come out and and start questioning us and the lady we were with was being nice and told them that we were with park/rec dept. and we were working with her. kinda weird cuz we all had skatboards with us but we head back across town for a latenight walmart snack stop then go back to his house for some x box halo playin. we stayed up all night and went back out skatin at 5:00am to this construction site and set up some huge rails and boxes and then like 3 cop cars surround us agian and take all our names so if and damages happen or anything comes up missing we are fucked. thats my record for the most cops in the least time

sleeping disorders are so trendy!
 
funny story..... some kid gets fucked up on acid and booze....its christmass time...... sooo he starts walking... he goes to a house and breaks in and goes to the tree and starts to open presents... the home owners come down... and see him he looks at them and says.. merry christmass.. they walk up and call the cops.. the cops come.. he sees them and grabs. a dolly.. and jumps out of a windo that is seventeen feet of the ground.... breaks his leg... gets cought and hes still int the can

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
derek bull shit you blew a .27 unless your fuckin 380 punds.. youd be dead and maybe if you had drinking a waterbottle of 180 proof..

dude, you don't know me. you have no idea how much i can drink. you'd probably be able to drink that much if you drank every day, multiple times a day for about 6 months like i did. its called alcoholism, buddy. your tolerance goes very high.

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i get to go see an almond borthers concert on the 4th, cant wait - brentharlen

 
can ghostdragon please explain how his house has been raided by 20 different police units and how his brother was supposedly set up for grand theft auto, cause all of that sounds a bit too crazy for me

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
^ Dereks right, a girl at our work place, a very down to earth smart girl, well her younger sister got arrested for drunk driving wasnt that hard because she drove into a creek. she blew a .4 somethin. had to be takin to the hospital and all this shit. at the court hearing the first thing the judge said to her was 'your lucky to evenbe alive right now'

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i got the cops called on me because i climbed out of a man whole cover with my freinds and ended up in a nursing home,and i had the cops called on me for blowing an airhorn at people when they came out of my local movie store

adam
 
Hahahahahahaha Makal1350, BULLSHIT. I was there, half of that stuff he said is pure bullshit, he's trying to be cool.

We had shitty guns, the cop took our names down, he drove us to my house 5 minutes away. Principal called us in the next day, told us not to do it again. Nothing really happened other than the cops trying to scare us into thinking they'd press charges.

Nice try, none of us got suspended, you dont live 45 minutes away, the cop didn't drive you to your house or lecture you at all, and we didn't have 200 dollar guns. You wish you got suspended, so then you could feel all cool being bad instead of just a pussy.

smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
 
^haha.. i got busted with my school because it was freshman friday and we had fucken supersoakers filled with pickle juice... anyway me n my friends didnt realize that after the freshmen was the principle well we sprayed her when we did realize we ran... cops came to us cuz we all had shirts covering our faces someone called thinking we were terrorists no joke...

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
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