Incidents with the POLICE

T.L.

T.L.

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most of the scatered incidents people have posted are very entertaining to hear even tho they proly weren't to experience but i just want everyone to post bad/funny/anytimes they have encountered the 'law'

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
so, I got to have lunch with a cop today. haha he was JACKED and feminem. I thought he was going to smash his apple in the palm of his hand. I gave him some of my cheezits. I have no idea why he was in the cafeteria...it was cool though

->Colleen

Dry Your Tears Afrika
 
It was the weekend before high school graduation and all the kids who had never drank before, and all the alcoholics, wanted to get drunk as shit. So, we all met at some guys house in a lameass suburban neighborhood. I had lost out in a game of rock paper scissors so I had to be one of the designated drivers. Mother fucker. Anyway we take like four carloads of people to the park nearby. We get out. People start pounding. Things are fine. But, this one girl starts tweaking (she was the valedictorian) so she asks if she can just sit in my car. I give her the keys and she goes. Like fifteen minutes later I figure I might as well check on her because I can't drink. Mother Fucker. Anyway, I open the drivers door and sit down. She is in their just chilling. Then I look out the windshield to see a cop car coming right at us. Shit. We both duck and she is about to cry. They shine one of those bright ass lights in the car. We couldn't duck low enough (it is a little coupe), so the light shines on us. The cop pulls up while another comes behind him. We have to role down the window and they ask us where our friends are. Shit. Some dumb biatch had painted all our cars with our high school's name. So we play dumb. Say we have done nothing wrong. Which we hadn't. Then he continues to question us for like 5 minutes while a third cruiser comes and they start searching the park. Everyone had run. And, the cop eventually tells us to just go. When we get back to the guys house everyone is there freaking out. The police eventually looked up the license plates and went to all the kids houses to talk to their parents. It sucked.

 
had 5oz of nugget in seperate bags, got pulled over at like 2a.m. by a trooper. a cop comes to each window of my car, asks my friend to empty his pants pockets, while 1oz is in his hoodie. pockets were clean, they sent us on our way.

another time i told the troopers i didnt have anything in my car for like 2 hours, then they brought in the dog. i was fucked, got more than a couple tickets that day.

In another famous study, Heath/Tulane (1974), wild monkeys were brutally captured, then virtually suffocated in marijuana smoke over a period of 90 days.
 
oooh yah.. another time i saw a cop turnin around to come for me so i whipped up my grandparents driveway in the middle of the night. trooper spots me and follows me into the driveway with his lights on. recognizes me from pulling my car over before, asks if i have anything drugs or weapons in the car. i said no and he believed me, and again sent me on my way. close calls.

In another famous study, Heath/Tulane (1974), wild monkeys were brutally captured, then virtually suffocated in marijuana smoke over a period of 90 days.
 
at a friends place, it was a 'gathering' so there were only about 15 of us. Lots of alcohol, and we had a pipe, 2 bongs and a lot of weed. So we're blaring music out of a stereo by the fire whilst drinking and hot boxing a nearby car. At about 1:00 the cops show up because of the noise we'd been making. my friend was piss drunk off whiskey, the cops walked up and asked him how he was...he moaned and puked..my other friend dove under the picnic table, and was found 1 second later. On the table were about 15 empties, including whiskey bottles plus our 2 bongs. The cops took the bongs and made us all go inside. Good time. I have some good quotes from the night too!

'where the grass and the gravel meet...follow it and you will find people there!'

cop - 'how old are you?'

shawn - 'i'm fine...'

Here Comes A Special Boy!

''oh my god inniak and steel both do sex changes and inniaks is fucken insane'' - ballstothewall
 
cops are so dumb sometimes

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
damn.. ^^^ i had a freind when the cops came they gave him a test.. they told him to look up and wait till 30 seconds had gone by, after 5 miunts he fell backwards and was fast asleep. same nite my freid tryed bribin the cop 35 bucks to let him take a piss.

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...
 
ive had so many close calls

like yesterday

i was selling some weed to some people here in ottawa

cops turn the corner and there i am bag in one hand and money in the other

i dropped the money

stuffed the weed down my pants and calmy walked away. i thought i was going to have to throw down about my rights but i didnt.

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Heh
 
uhhh last sat night, this chick brittanys house. decent sized party, like 20-30 people. havin a damn good time, all the party coolness: drinking, fights, drunken quotes all on video...including the interactions with the cops:

its like 330am partys still goin and 'someone' rings the doorbell, everyeon looks around like what the fuck, everyeon who was gonna be there was there. then the doorbell rings again.. and again. then this 'someone' just rails on the doorbell like a constant ring for like 5 minuests. its the fuckin cops. but by teh time any of us guys got over there, some dumb bitch let them in (there for no illegal entry) and all of us are once again like what the fuck. so now we got 3 cops at the door, two normal lookin officers and one guy looks like he got kicked out of the swat team. battle vest on, helmet, arms crossed teh whole 9 yards. so reed walks up the one of the normal officers, stares over at the guy all dressed up and blatantly asks ' so whats the deal with swat boy over there?' didnt settle to well with swat boy himself or anyone else but funny as all hell. the beginning of the entrusion to our nigth of fun ahs gone by, the cops look around, notice tons of booze, and not a sober sole around. they decide to 'gather' everyeone up, have them call their 'rents and go home, no mic's nothin. meanwhile before this reed, all pissed off that teh cops are here wnats to know why they came, asks one cop..' there was a 911 call from inside teh house'..reed says ok ...walks over to ask the same thing to the other cop...' Well there were noise complaints'... reed jumps up in all his drunkenness and flat out calls the other cop a liar about 16 times..' hes a liar, he shouldnt be a cop, hes a god damned liar!' ... well anyways cops didnt like that incedent either, more or less like reed...time goes by... reeds dad picks like 7 of us up from teh house that night, we go back to reeds drink more and ass out---end of story

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
 
today was my scariest cop encounter yet. me and 4 friends, including ekean from this site, were smoking in my car in a cemetary with a bong. we had 3 seperate sacs of weed on us. when we were sitting there smoking some guy walked by, its seattle, we didnt care at all. as i was leaving i drive by a cop. im still in the cemetary and so im driven and the cop starts to follow me. then out of nowhere a cop in front of me shows up and i stop. they put on there lights and i put the car in stop. they make me put my hoands outside the windows and they came up and got all our names. theyt were haselling my friend because he was black too. they siad that the guy had smelled something from the car. they asked to search the car and said if i say no they will impound it, get a warrent, and then search it. so i let them search it and in my friends backpack they find a sac wiht an 8th in it. they stop searching, thank god. we are all sitting there on the cop cars hood high as fuck and im thinking they are going to take my car and give me a ticket. after building us up and making it seem like we were getting arrested and my car impounded he tells me that because its my friends weed im ok to go back to the car. then he says hes not going to do anythhing if we were just smoking weed, and says marry christmas. we leave. shaken as fuck, it was nuts.

what
 
First night of summer last year their was 6 of us, and between us, we had 305 rolls, we decided to TP this girls house, and we got her really bad we had toilet paper draped over her house, and every tree in her yard covered, we were on our last roll, and one of my friends was cocking back to throw it, and then all of a sudden another one of my friends comes sprinting out from the front of the house, and then i see police lights, and hear the short blip of the siren there were 3 cop cars 2 sheriff cars and one of those state police SUV's i almost shit my self, we ran like none other they not only were they chasing us on foot, but they had 2 other cop cars patrolling the roads and they had 2 dogs out, we all got back, but we had to hide and shit, it was freakin scary as hell, they had spot lights, and after awhile all of the cars and the SUV were patrolling the streets, it took us 3 hours to get back to my house, little did we know that the girls house that we TPed her mom works as a dispatcher, and had saw us TPing and called the state police department and called the police. It was one scary ass night, but it was fun as hell. We're planning to do TP agian the first night of summer this year.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
goodluck.

In another famous study, Heath/Tulane (1974), wild monkeys were brutally captured, then virtually suffocated in marijuana smoke over a period of 90 days.
 
This year, the first day of school I went toschool drunk. After first period my buzz was wearing off. i remember i have a water bottle filled with vodka in my locker. i drink it in class. by fourth period, i drank the whole bottle. i was wasted. i was now blacked out. i ask to go to the bathroom. i stumble up the isle and reach to grab my pass. i miss twice before i get it. im leaning against the wall walking out. the whole class is laughing their ass off. my teacher starts to take me to the office. i still go to the bathroom, so he goes to tell the principal. they find me passed put in the bathroom with my cock hanging out. i get to the office, and im sitting in the nurses office. im surrounded by paramedics, cops, and principals. they keep asking me how much ive had to drink. i tell them that i wasnt drinking. finally i tell them 'I ONLY HAD 3 SHOTS OF VODKA, I DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE'S MAKING SUCH A BIG FUCKING DEAL ABOUT IT!' I started to get really pissed off so I go into the ass. principals office with her. she's hot as hell. Apparently i hit on her. Then I got taken to the station. I blew a .27.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
at our school theres a 8 ft. high metal post fence thing keeping us from leaving the outside of the cafeteria to the senior parking lot. so during break (when everyone is in the cafe) a senior started to randomly climb the fence and try to leave. this is a calm senior too, pretty cool. and the cop ran out yelling at him while he just sipped on his coffee. everyone just stared at him. he was told that he could get hurt and sue the school and he said that he could get hurt walking down the stairs. the cio just left without saying anything else.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
i get stopped by the cops all the time, we got cuffed because we 'fit the description' but they never told us what the description was for or why it was called in.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
not drug or alcohol related at all, but still pissed me off

going to school one morning, and get stuck in as 'safety check'. of course they schedule these things 1 day after the first of the month, and i got fucked on no inspection sticker, and my registration wasnt right for some gay reason, so they pulled me over, and required to TOW MY CAR due to lack of proof that it was street legal

anyway, cop starts giving me a hard time about not being 'responsible' and 'not caring' enough to get my car inspected, even after i showed him paperwork that i had an appointment 2 days later to get it done (luckily i had papers in the car) but that didnt help. 150 fine for lack of inspection, another 150 for lack of registration paperwork, and 50 dollars for the toe, and im 5 fucking minutes from my house

so thats not all, after giving me shit waiting for the tow truck, and honestly i gave them shit back because i was pissed, they decide to search my car under 'probably cause' because im acting 'apprehensive' (damn right i was, fucking cops piss me off)

in the back of my car i have my camera (canon xl1s-like 400 value) and a brand new g4 powerbook. Of course nobody MY AGE would 'ever own something so expensive', so they immediately think i have stolen merchansise in the back of my car.

they call it in for 20 minutes, looking for any reports of break ins at any electronics stores, ect, all why im saying 'man, my house is 5 minutes away, why dont we take a ride and you can ask my parents, hell ive got the receipts in my room', but they dont buy this

they ended up taking the serial numbers of all my camera equipment and powerbook, calling my parents (and freaking my mom out), and giving me 300 worth of fines and 50 dollar tow bill...ALL OVER NO INSPECTION STICKER

fuck the police

Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah
 
ant4life, its an incident with the police, and my friend had an incident, so i put it up.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
i was with my ex in an empty parking lot late at night and got caught with my pants down........the cop was trying not to laugh at me. so classic.

'Afterlife....if I knew I had to go through another life I'd kill myself right now'
 
lots of nights in county drunk tank, but nothing too serious. one of my favorites:

so i went camping with my friend ron, his sister, and two of her friends.we went into north MI to one of those campgrounds in the middle of nowhere. we get pretty lit up and start doing these illegal fireworks on the beach. it was cool. then three cop cars and a dnr truck decided to drop by. the cops left, and the dnr guy had a beer and watched us finish the fireworks.

by the way, that 911 from in the house thing is a great idea for breaking up some jerks party

 
I remember ghost dragon had a few good ones awhile ago. And H30, that reallllly sucks

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Way to many people have Lat in their sig.

(NSS)
 
^ yeah i wouldnt mind so much if i had to deal with the police at a party/someplace where i was having fun...but at 830 in the am 5 minutes from my house going to school, it just sucked

Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah
 
My dad baught a car with expired inspection stickers and they just told him to get it inspected. No fines or anything, your cops must be dicks

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Way to many people have Lat in their sig.

(NSS)
 
/\ my dad found weed in our used jeep when we bought it. it was a baggie in the sound system. get this, he THREW IT AWAY!

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
keep em commin guys this is great

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
bacon got fucked because vermont cops have nothing better to do. super troopers.

In another famous study, Heath/Tulane (1974), wild monkeys were brutally captured, then virtually suffocated in marijuana smoke over a period of 90 days.
 
i was at this party that got busted. but the owner of the house made a deal with the cops that they would send out half the kids and if they past the test they would leave not introuble. i got sent out the door first to see if the deal was ligit. i was tatered. he asked if i had been drinking i said no. then he shined the light in my eyes and said what have you been doing? i said nothing. then did the finger test and was on my way.

other house party got busted so i ran out the back door after a knee surgery. got spot lighted down an alley cop car followed i skipped away. hid in the hotel. some people saw me run by and where like why you running. but i just kept going. the cops came by and i watched the people send the cop the other direction.

i cops always bust parties here.

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GOD DAMN THE BLACK NIGHT AND ALL ITS FOUL TEMPTATIONS BECOMES WHAT I ALWAYS HATES IT

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****NWFT****

 
my senior year i skipped that prom bullshit and threw a party. 15 minutes after prom was offically over two uninvited sheriffs cars came rolling in. we were all partyin ontop of a hill in the woods, cops got on their speaker and told us all to come out. we hid the beer and sent it downt he hill like they asked. there was already over 100 kids and 3 kegs and whatever else people brought. the cops sorted out the drunks from the sobers and had people drive. it was like a game show, 'alright who is sober, that can drive standard that does not have a car here? alright get down here you are driving this car'. so we moved the kegs to another spot. other kids tried to go back to the schools postprom party but they started handing out breathalizers to everyone that staggered in. drank the one keg and saved the others for the next weekend.

In another famous study, Heath/Tulane (1974), wild monkeys were brutally captured, then virtually suffocated in marijuana smoke over a period of 90 days.
 
my friend burned a piece of paper at a school yard . cops came cause they saw the fire and we met the discription so she bitched at us but there was no damage so they let us go .as we were walking away my friend did another dumbass thing flipped the garbage can . baconbits just bolted after us and called the other cruser that was around the corner and we got phone calls home that made it sound that we were arsinists and that we burned the whole playground down

gay shit

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
i ran from the po po last saturday

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
^^ Class is exactly right, VT cops are overweight pigs (unless their state troopers, then their 6-'5 giant mandingo looking motherfuckers) that get so bored in FARM country, they look to hastle anyone for ANYTHING

my varsity football coach was a trooper, and he swears they really do fuck with people just like in super troopers

Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah
 
My dad and i went to the park.

Oh yeah i forgot to mention, he's a cop.

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Team Fresh
 
My dad and i went to the park.

Oh yeah i forgot to mention, he's a cop.

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Team Fresh
 
^sorry.

at least you feel safe at home,don't you?

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Proudly defending the right of being a Spaniard.Hell yeah!
 
Yeah cept we get people to come to our house that live on our street and talk to my dad. Like one guy was stabbed by his wife and came down when i was like 6. That was nuts and all the kids down our street when ever some one gets hurt they run to our house and are like get the police man get the police man my brothers dying! In every aspect possible...having a dad that is a cop sucks.

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Team Fresh
 
my friends dad is a vermont state trooper, hes like 5'6' and a little heavyset, pretty much the opposite of your decription but hes probly just one of the exceptions.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
day before my first day of high school. me and my friends come home from freshman orientation. buy a half ounce of schwag. smoking in the park across the street. bike cop rolls up. i pretend like there's nothing in my pocket, he knew there was. i got busted and went to court and they dropped my charges and told me never to do it again.

-chris
 
they work best like that. MY Step-dad is a cop... well, was a cop, he is now an Investigator. but the speed things only work when they are goin against you. and yeah, i sorta like having an investigator as my stepdad. my brother has been is so much trouble with the law, but like, hasn't b/c we are related to him. WE can get outta a ton of shit. but he is the man. he just got like Best law enforcment person in the state of Indiana or sum shit. and he was the leading detective on a case that was on Americas Most Wanted. And the guy they were lookin for got caught like a week after the show aired. it was like a record i think.

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'I wanna monster truck, Fuck the bus' - Matt Sterbenz after checkin out the Freezing Point bus.
 
a couple of weeks ago, my friend was riding down the road on his new dirtbike that he just bought, and noticed a cop coming right towards him and he couldnt find a trail to get onto quick enoguh so the cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket for $6500. it was like $5000 for no insurance, the a shit load for stuff like no lincence, ownership, too loud and a bunch of other shit, so he was in the cruiser and the cop handed him the ticket and explained it to him and explained it to him. The cop asks for the ticket back and rips it up and told him to consider it a warning. The then guy had to push his bike home which was like 2 km, but he stoped at my house which was like 500m away from where he got pulled over. and stayed for like 5 min the drove home.

The other week, another of my friends just fixed his dirtbike and was driving and doing catwalks it up and down the road, which at the end of the road is the Cop Shop, and driving without helment, insurance( basically all the same shit as the first story) and he didnt get caught but went over to my friends house from the first story and like 5 min after he got there the cops found him and were giving them shit but this time they were givin a ticket.

Now if you get caught driving down my road on a dirtbike it is an instant $5000 fine, plus any other charges the pricks want to add on

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you
 
This one time my buddy threw a house party and everyone got totally hammed including him. So he decides to go streaking. Excellent. He's gone for about 20 minutes, with a posse running after him, when they're not on the ground laughing. So when he gets back things start to go back to normal until awhile later the cops show up. My buddy drinks all the time and is pretty much familiar with all the cops in his area for various reasons. They show up with three cars and more pigs than at a in slaughterhouse. My buddy argues with one cop he knows named 'Officer Ray' and 95% of the conversation consisted of him yelling ' YOU OFFICER RAY' it was funny as hell and I thought the cop was gonna clock him in the head. But they just ended up sending everyone home.

This other time I was completely gone and I apparentely yelled at some cop for half an hour standing in my own puke. But I don't remember.

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Buffalo Soldier

ARMADA

 
ive got 2. The first one was on halloween .. we were all super drunk and shit and my firends had fire works. We were setting them off and my one friend was shooting them off of his ass. As a cop pulls up in a van he liek'hows it goin' and hes like fuck these are awesome'. Then gets outa the car and fuckin chases us. This guy was fuckin huge and fast. WEll the scared me shitlesss and then

we were water balloning cars broke a cops window and yeah same story as above. That was more scary thought cause we ran thought like a forest

 
^He was yelling: ' YOU OFFICER RAY!'

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Buffalo Soldier

ARMADA

 
It keeps on cutting out ' ' in capital letters.

It was: ' you Officer Ray'

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Buffalo Soldier

ARMADA

 
You cant say - - - on this sight anymore?

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Buffalo Soldier

ARMADA

 
WOW. I guess that does it for the F word.

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Buffalo Soldier

ARMADA

 
What, u cant swear anymore? what is this site coming too? lemme try it fuck, fuck shit ass bitch

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
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