Inatimate object jibbing

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theres a statue of like a penny or something in downtown charlotte that everyone skates around cuz its like a bowl but id like to wall ride it maybe do a little hood ornament on top. if we get a good storm like we did a couple years ago i might just do thzt
 
like a giant pepsi can on a mound of snow. i saw the mini park series things at winterpark and they jibbed some tabels from the snoasis or wherever that were round 2 topper tables with metal coping. the pepsi jib would be like that or make it coke, redbull, bud, wahterber
 
inatimate.....? do u mean inanimate? lol or maybe im just retarded but ive never heard of inatimate
 
I've always wanted to bonk a varsity football player with all his gear on after he scores a touchdown

(theres an urban in my town that has an outrun that leads right into a football field)
 
definitely a moose. launch a small pillow over his back, tap him just hard enough to piss him off, and then have him chase me down the mountain. it would be like an avalanche but much more personal.
 
i would only do it on a big pow day, because i feel like the moose is the type of animal to be unfazed by a large cliff. it would charge off the cliff after my ass and i would be responsible for introducing a moose to hucking and he'd become my friend and we could huck together and maybe he'd let me ride him and he could transport em to some sick pow pow stashes.
 
my work place just got a new Ben and Jerries freezer, and it came with some dry ice. Maybe grind a dry ice bomb before it explodes.
 
haha the thread is about inanimate objects (which we generally already jib) and you say MOOSE?! Do you people know what inanimate means?
 
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