In Soviet Russia...

[MAJORSteeze]

Didn't find the same postpost your favorite "in soviet russia" jokeIn Soviet Russia, the flu gets you. it wasn't that funny but i like it

 

[oreopancake.]

In soviet russia, TV watches you!

 

[.KYLE.]

not quite the same, but close enough

 

[J-Evs]

hhaha

 

[NotoriousT.S.E]

in soviet russia.. thats not funny

 

[ski93]

in soviet russia jump kicks you!

 

[fragglemuffin]

Not a joke, but there's a Russian kid in my physics class. He was doing a presentation about nuclear bombs in Russia, and was trying to explain why some scientists were afraid of messing up calculations or something like that. He said with his heavy Russian accent, "In Soviet Russia, if scientist mess up, secret police come to house and take him, and kill family." While this is sad because at some point in Russia this was probably true, i laughed my ass off for the rest of class.

 

[neutralzombie]

^ hahahah i probably would burst at the seams.my ex's 5 year old brother caught on to that joke one day when we made it a few times, and he was killing it, saying the funniest shit ever.

 

[steezemeister]

hahahaha it's horrible but i laughed