In conjunction with slandis's thread about fat people in airplanes

timmi

timmi

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i propose we enforce fat people parking spots. much like we have parking for pregnate people, or handicapped people.

the only difference is we put these fat people parking spots in the very back corner of all parking lots. perferably at the bottom of a hill. it will be like a weight loss program.

and get rid of those electric wheelchair things for fat people. they need to walk!
 
excellent idea

and then we will only allow them to checkout at certain registers which we will put somewhere far away
 
Let's just segregate them into a walled up city. We'll take away all the food and water; they wont be fat for long. Let's just give them Austin. And we should change the name of the city to Fattyopolis.
 
Cannibalism! CANNIBALISM! AHHHHHHHH.

I'll give them three hours before I they start eating eachother
 
yes, and new law that every fast food place must be up at least 300 feet in the air, with stairs up to it
 
good idea. however they need incentive...how about we give them water and something nutritious once they reach their destination. that way, they'l get to eat and will get to rehydrate themselves after a 2 min walk.
 
You could hide little treats in the woods and give them maps so they'd have to walk a few miles to find them
 
how is that incentive....fat people don't want a nutritious snack and water!!! are you mad???/ fake um out with a greasy cheese burger, fries, and a choco shake...and when they reach it hit um with the healthy shit...they'll never expect it
 
Make skinnier car doors . That means that have to lose weight by biking or walking, and once they lose weight they can drive!
 
yeah, but make in the neck of the woods where theres foxes and dementours to chase them and suck their souls out, that way they wont really be living anymore even if they find their way out

OR just get rid of escalators, what the hell is the point in a moving staircase?
 
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