In-class-farts

fantastic thread. anyways, i was at camp with some friends and there was some ceremony where everyones in the woods like blindfolded and it was pretty quiet, so as they were conducting this blindfolded ceremony, i ripped major ass. everyone started cracking up but trying to conceal it. and nobody knew who it was cause we were all blindfolded.
 
in high school in a math test... my good buddy sittin in front of me.. let out a fuckin tear ass fart.. and turned and yelled JIM!!!!!!.. so fuckin funny....

one time in meterology my buddy toby farted and ns i can say it was the smelliest fart of all time.. ...

and i just farted soo long at work.. smelly as fuck!
 
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so a few weeks ago i went off with some friend to go get a burrito and freshman cant go off but what ever so on the way back to school (walking) our security gaurd caught us usualy we give him chips and he goes away but we ate them all so he sent us too the office and it was me and two other kids sitting in the VP's office, and we just ate some serious burritos so pressure started to build and build so me and this other kid let it rip. give it about 2 minuets to stink up the room and the VP walks in he sits down, gets a sour look on his face and says thanks for soiling my office two hours of ISS... there is somthing to learn from this. dont get caught.
 
i recommend what i call a power fart. especailly in math class, you need something to make it better..next time you have to fart let it build up inside you, take a deep breath and then push out the loudest fart you can possibly push out. i dont recommend this if the chance of sharting is in question
 
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Good thread. The only story I have was from my junior year. I was sitting in the back of one of my classes and felt a fart coming on. This wasn't a big deal because I felt that I had mastered the whole clinching of the butt cheeks and letting it out slow to avoid the loud noise. So i slowly let it out with great success in concealing the noise. About 30 seconds later, the class was evacuating the room because apparently I had misjudged the scent that was going to be released. It made me want to throw up it was so foul smelling.
 
i want to sig so many of these stories, its almost 3am here, and i can now sleep and laugh about farts in my dreams, thank u all!
 
holy shit farting never gets oldmy favourite was in gym class with the best teacher, but he didn't take shit form no one. The entire class was sitting listening to him talk about sports. Felt the fart coming on, figured i could slip one out silently, but next thing you know the sound of a basketball shoe dragging itself across the floor escaped from my ass. The look on his face said it all and i burst out laughing before dipping!

 
senior year prom, last dance, let out this nasty ass fart. all my friends around me moved like 15 feet away, my date started to gag, all i could do was laugh. ahh good times.
 
my friend is in 'child and youth studies' so he's the only guy in some of his lectures. well someone other than him farted in his class last week. girl farts = nasty, especially when you have to smell them
 
honors spanish 2

i was sitting in the back of the class

feet up on the seat hugging my knees in the fetal position

it slipped out

my butthole must have been extraordinarily tight from this position because it was fucking loud and high pitched

the teacher stopped talking

everyone stared

i didn't move

the teacher started talking again
 
so this one's not in class, but it was one of the raunchiest farts ever...

we're sitting around in my room playing "fuck your liver" (hate it), and i'm at the point where i'm fairly intoxicated and have a nice beer baby in my stomach. having eaten a buffalo chicken burrito and an awful dinner of fried foods, i could feel the gas building in my intestines, my sphincter working perilously to keep this fart inside me. i decided i could no longer bear the pressure and let this bad boy sneak out. it was god awful. i don;t know if its stench was masked by the smell of beer and cheap vodka in my room, or if people smelt it, knew who dealt it, but disregarded it anyway. i honestly thought i was gonna die from the smell. it was like i had a dead skunk in my ass.
 
I was sitting in the library back in high school and there was the two hottest girls in my class two tables across from me. They were just dickin around talking and what not when one girl let up a big fart. They got silent and looked around to see if anyone noticed to see me with the most shocked, disappointed, sad, disgusted face. They started apologizing and I started laughing my ass off.

Needless to say, she wasn't the hottest girl in my senior class for long.
 
I was in fitness and we were doing sit ups, i could feel one brewing so I had to stop, but the teacher who was holding my feet down made me do them faster, a little one went off but was ok, so i carried on and boom, a massive ripper come out, the whole hall could hear it, 40 people, so embarrassing, so i turned around and just layed on my stomach with my hands covering my face, this was only like 3 weeks ago as well haha..
 
so the night before harry potter we went to white castle, me and my friends had the munchies so we got the case of thirty andi had ten hamburgers + fries+pop+trolli gummie worms+rebull, within like 20 mins. then we saw they movie and the next morning at school i had the worst smeeling farts you could ever smeel. there the ones that smell like peppers there so strong. anyways i was letting them off in school and you could tell where it traveled around the school because people were putting there shirts over there noses. by the end of the day they found out it was me.
 
i am known by my friends as "the mexican" because i like to eat burritos and fart around school. hot farts are the best.
 
hahaha +k for having 7 posts in a year, and one of them is in a farting thread.

In elementary school, I would frequently get the teacher asking quietly in my ear if I needed to "take a walk", and then I'd have to go out in the hallway for a few minutes cuz I'd fart so much in class. I'm 20 now it this is all so hilarious. I predict that farting will be one of the most hilarious things ever until the day I die. Thread of GOLD right here.
 
freshman year of high school i was sitting next to an upper classman in biology. we were taking a test one day and the fucker let a huge one rip in the middle of it and everyone starts cracking up, and the dude played it off like i did it. didnt help that it stunk to high heaven...
 
When I was sitting my Biology exam last year it was completely silence and this one guy couldn't stop sneezing. It was funny in the first place that he was constantly sneezing...So just as his final sneeze of a major 5 sneezes in a row combo was ending, this guy's bowels just exploded with noise and every single person in the room looked up from their papers and began laughing their asses off. Even the invigilators were smiling for a few seconds. It was magical.

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