impotency...is really all that bad?

i think it would be,i mean if you want to bone this really hot chick and dont get it up,id kill myself

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
depends. if you never want kids then i guess it doesnt matter right? u can still screw and she wont get pregnant. but if you wanted kids, you will have to adopt or get some other guys demon-seed.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
lat, you can still get it up, you just cant impregnate her

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yeah so ya can't get it up? I just don't see the big fuss

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wait, if your impotent u can still get it up right? it just means ure little buddies dont work like they should correct?

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
impotency is when your sperm doesn't work. Not being able to get it up is erectile disfunction

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5 people just posted in this thread within like 30 seconds.........weird

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whoa... slickjames... if you can't get it up, you cant have sex. you cant have oral sex, and you can't jerk it. doesnt this bother you at all that if you couldnt get it up, your sex life is done forever?

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
yeah right, I'm not sure why I put so ya can't get it up...I was thinkin about something else perhaps...but yeah!!

who needs kids...then there's like nine months where ya can't do it with your lover (g/f or wife) and I mean what if ya get tired of all the adultery and want to come home for a slice of pie?

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
Wait some with impotentcy, is your sperm just defective or do you just never 'get all the way there' I bet it would be good you know, never having to worry.

-Lauren

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'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

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I was under the impression that impotence was just when you can't get the troops to storm the banks...if ya know what I mean..yeah e.d. would suck though...unless there was a way to get off without wood...but then you well, never mind that would've gotten graphic

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
wait a second..........look on a pack of cigarettes and it shows a bent cigarette and it says cigarettes cause impotency

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
Yeah, but when your 30, and really want kids, your shit out of luck. The only thing you could do is adopt kids, and even then you might get the feeling that they are really not YOUR kids.

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for real? that's humourous!!

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
itd be cool tho at a teenage age like us cuz then youd have no worries about gettin your woman pregnant and if she does end up pregnant well then you can sue your doctor for malpractice or beat the shit out of your gf for slumming with other men

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
you could do the whole petri dish thing maybe use your brothers sperm or something so it would be your blood

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
sorry i dont touch my brothers sperm anymore,i gave that up a few months ago

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
who wants kids...just hire some illegals to do your chores and you could take em out to ball games dressed in little kids clothes and have you boss over for dinner and introduce the as your psuedo-children...even though I'm white and they're 40 year old mexicans that don't speak english!!

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I miss my old signature.
 
yea. e.d. would suck like a Hoover™. but impotency could be good if you never wanted kids. you can still screw, still reach orgasm, but never worry bout pregnancy. its the same as a hisorectomy(sp?) except u dont have to get ure nuts tinkered with.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
what if I want my 'nuts tinkered with'

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
a hysterectomy is for women,they get everything out like the cervix and all,a vasectomy is for men,its nothing compared to women,it takes about 20 to 30 minutes and theres hardly any pain,women on the other hand..........eeessh

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
eeesh is right...wow this is a fast movin thread

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I miss my old signature.
 
ahh sorry. got my ectomies mixed up. and yea, im pretty sure slikjames, that you dont want ure nuts tinkered with in this way. i bet they use a freezing needle on ure nuts but still, ud be awake while they cut u open. that wouldnt be an experience i would wanna go through.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
I dunno...like I always say, I'll try anything once...twice if its fun!!

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
yea every time i post, there has already been a cpl posts while i was typing mine. must be a topic never covered befor on NS

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
if you get a vasectomy, u can still have an orgasm but nothin cums out (pun intended) right?

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
hold on a second, i thought u could backtrack after the cutting of the cord. i heard it was just a more tricky procedure but it can be done. maybe not though... im not sure.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
yeppers!...that was a good pun though

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
sometimes they just tie it off...but this is getting of the subject...I wanna talked about how impotency has been getting a bad name, and illegal immigrants posing as my children and how fun that would be

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
yea, what they do when they cut them, is the cut the vas deferens so the semen can travel up it. and if what ive heard is correct, doctors can go in, find the 2 ends, and re-attatch them. i think.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
a vasectomy reversal is possible, but i hear it's quite a costly operation, and i don't know if it works 100% of the time.....i thought impotency was when you can't get it up. isn't sterility when your special men don't do the job right?

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i think it would be nice

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yea, phrosty's got it. he knows whats right.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
no one reads my posts... *sob...and the subject continues to diverge from the focus *sob

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
did you know that alot of pro bike racers become sterile from sittin on they're nuts? so they have specially designed seats that let ure nuts just 'hang out'

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
poo on you!! you're gettin off subject again!!! this about illegals and not giving impotency a bad rap

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
ya the special seta for biking is like a 'nut sack' its a little depression in the seat where your sac fits

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viagra is for people with ED. if you cant get it up on your own, pop a pill of viagra and it helps you out.

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
....so then you grab some of these illegals as there comin across the border....

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
and you get them to do all the work around your house... is the thread more to your prefernece now slikjames?

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as Mister T. would say: I pity da foo!
 
yes *tear...thank you, I told myself I wouldn't cry...*tear

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
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