impailed moose

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this moose tried to jump over a friend of mines fence and impailed itself and died. so it sat tehre on the fence for a few days until they went out and cleaned it up. crazy huh?

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
poor neighbor, that would suck to clean up moose off your fence.

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How did they get that dead moose off the fence? Thy're huge.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
dem are good eatin

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i saw a deer stuck on a big iron fence with these spike things that were about a foot tall. yuck

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haha thats funny i once saw a deer try and jump a fence and miss flip over and land on its neck and break it. it died.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm, moose. just eat it raw.

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put a lil ketchup on the side and hot damn. u got yourself some din din

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yah dude, moose is probably some of the best meat out there. soo tasty.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
no dude, it was sitting there rotting on their fence. and you aren't allowed to you have to give it to the city and then there is this list that people can put their names on get the meat from roadkilled moose and shit.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
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You know the begining of monty python and the holy grail when the announcer tells the story about the moose that bit his sister?! that was funny 8-o

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its milk will rid you of stomach ulsers

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if you kill a moose and let it sit there for an hour or so its no more good, you gotta slice its stomach open so all the fluids and intestines and what not flop out cuz if you dont then the stomach gets all huge and the meat rots right away

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