Im sorry but i think this reserves its own thread....rediculous article about a teacher at my school

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Bizarre incident results in 6 charges

Teacher accused of attacking police

Thursday, December 29, 2005

BY REGGIE SHEFFIELD

Of The Patriot-News

A Central Dauphin School District teacher faces charges of assaulting a Lower Paxton Twp. police officer and possession of illegal drugs after being arrested earlier this month while standing naked in the snow outside of his home, police said.

Curtis Lofton, 23, of Springford Terraces, Lower Paxton Twp., was arrested early in the evening of Dec. 10 after a neighbor called police to report a disturbance, court documents say.

Lower Paxton Twp. police said that when they arrived to investigate the disturbance, they found Lofton standing stark naked in the snow.

Lofton was charged with aggravated assault involving a police officer, resisting arrest, open lewdness, possession of a small amount of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and unlawful possession of the prescription drug oxycodone.

According to court papers, when Lofton was asked if he was okay, he responded, "No, I am ... crazy, and I need a menthol cigarette."

When asked where he lived and why he was naked, Lofton is alleged to have said that he was "Jesus Christ" and that the officer must be "God," court papers say.

A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a long plastic toy trumpet which he scooped up from nearby.

The officer used his pepper spray on Lofton, at first to no avail. Then a cursing Lofton advised the officer that "'Jesus' is now blind," court papers say.

Central Dauphin School District spokeswoman Shannon Spencer said that the school would have no comment on Lofton, a second-year French teacher, and his troubles with the law.

"No comment. That's something we won't be releasing," Spencer said.

Lofton's attorney, Terrence J. McGowan, said that the school district had scheduled a meeting to discuss Lofton's future. Lofton taught in Central Dauphin High School.

"Basically, he had some mental health issues that hopefully are in remission. I don't think it affects his ability to be a French teacher and it wasn't school-related, so we're hoping we can get him back to work," McGowan said.

McGowan said that his defense of his client was somewhat complicated in that his client did not recall any of the events of Dec. 10.

McGowan said that Lofton's performance reviews have been "excellent" and that he had an "impeccable" record as a teacher.

"At this point, I don't know what the school's intentions are," he said.

Lofton is currently undergoing a psychiatric examination and has been released on $10,000 unsecured bail.

 
are you serious!!! that is soo funny

.............kinda reminds me of the time one of my teachers was telling some of us about her trip to halifax ... drunk for 7 days straight, no sleep, then some how ended up on the set of "trailer park boys"
 
french teachers are always wierd, my highs chool ones have:

1st one) no comment real nice

2nd one) claims to have been a model always, and she's not being sarcastic (there is no way she is only 22 so there was like no time for a good modeling career and she's fat as hell

3rd one) flips out for no reason, like someone asking her a question she went over like a day ago, she'll just start flipping out
 
our school has a french teacher who was married to this super rich middle eastern dude and the cars she drvoe to school were range rover w/ huge rims, mercedes (forgot model but super expensive..sl smthing), porsche 911 turbo, and a bentley continental
 
hahah i died laughing when i read,,," he informed the police officers that jesus was now blind"hahah good shit
 
One of our spanish teachers got suspended for saying sexually explicit comments to some girl that wrote down what he said and looked up what it meant.
 
it is always the french teachers... grade 2 the french teacher hit my friend gregory whith a metor stick because he had taken off his legs and was walking around on his stubs, yes he was a double amputy.

Grade 6 saw i think 3 diffrent french teachers... the first of which shot his son while hunting. The second cried every second class and offered jellybeans as prizes, but if you took more than one she got pissed off, and cried. And then grade 8 I had a teacher who didnt really speak english, so we got to copy out alot of verbs... every class. All class. Just verbs.

I guess they did get kinda better as time went on.
 
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