I'm sorry but FUCK NEW JERSEY

Dylan_

Dylan_

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some fucking meathead douche bag from jersey yesterday hit my friends car with a broom as we were driving by in lake george village. he was in the middle of the road as we were driving by so we stopped and he just fucking smashed it, so of course me being a pretty big kid i get out and get in his face and ask him what the fuck her just did and he was gettting all cocky and tough with me, he told me to " step back BRO i'll knock you off your block" i told him to do it and he also said he was going to " ruin" me all with his gas ass fucking tight wearing douche bad jersey accent.
so i asked him again why he just fucking did this and he said " because i wanted to"
i said " you don't fucking disrespect someones car like that in new york like you may in jersey so drag you fucking ass back to the shore before i fucking do it for you.
he swung at me but i saw it and ducked, proceeded to wind back as hard as i could and connected my fist to his jaw, i heard a loud pop and he fell backwards and then i hit him again and he was on the ground.
his friend came over after trying to talk shit to my friend ( his car) he's a little guy so i felt obligated to protect him because this was just fucked up.
the other kid picked up his jersey ass douche bag of a friend and left.
this guy was probably 5'10 225 full of straight pussy.
i'm sorry but i hate these flamers from jersey and they need to stay the fuck out of Lake George.
yeah iknow COOL STORY BRO.

/rant
 
can't we all just get alonggggggg, i hate alot of NYC hipsters, and i also hate the jersey shore juicehead guys which are mostly from staten island hence the accent u heard.
 
double post, but i would have done the same thing as u, that shit is totally uncalled for and fucked up.
 
it's just fucking stupid, i don't understand why they come around looking for trouble..ALL THE TIME
 
YO BRO IT TOOK ME 25 MINUTES TO DO MY HAYAH NOW YA FUCKED IT ALL UP. ITS OKAY THOUGH CUZ IM ALPHA AS FUCK AND I HAVE 10 BUTTAH FACE GIRLFRIENDS WITH FAKE TITS AND ORANGE TANS
 
Am I the only one curious as to why there was a random guy with a broom in the middle of a road? Maybe he was trying to clean it up and you and your friend come along in your car dirtying it all up again.
 
So some idiot did something stupid, and then you made the situation worse by getting in his face and provoking a fight? I see 2 idiots in this story. Fighting is so stupid.

 
I agree that it was a good idea to go up to him, instead of letting him get away.

I'd do the same too probably, If i were all muscly n shit.
 
haha i enjoyed this story congradulations for punching this guy in the face it mustve felt soooo good haha again good for you. ps. no sarcasim i promise.
 
It's a fucking road. With 99% chance of being as dirty as it was before, anyone trying to broom that shit up would be a fucking retard.
 
didnt read the thread but im sure someone said it, jersey kids dont have accents, he was definetly from long island or staten island or something. its an insult to confuse the two
 
i dunno man, if somebody tried to intentionally fuck up your/your friends car do you really think talking it out is gonna work? OP good work putting some douchey fuckhead in their place.
 
haha wow, had no idea. Slampa is swedish for slut, so didnt realise that its noun was the same in english, sweetie.
 
All I can think about when I see your name is this video...

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I hate people like that so I'm actually very stoked you did that. However, the guy was 5 10 225? He sounds decently big. Are you a bus?
 
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