Im sooo fucking bored right now- please read

[Dylan_]

bordem has gotten the worst of me today. im so bored idk what to do with myself. i really need something to do the weather shitty as hell on the east coast. not ebough snow to go snwomobiling. skiings gonna be shitty today so im not going. its raining. my girlfriends in florida. nonoes answering their phones and noones on aim. give e ideas and suggestions to do when you're this bored. noones home i dont smoke weed but i could go for some cigars. but i dont have any. i need ideasssssss ( dont say jacking off, masterbating, ect.)

 

[Capt.Flannel]

read a book.

 

[ax_murderer]

wank it

 

[comeatmebro]

tame the dragon

 

[White-Goblin]

you could just jack off, masterbate ect

 

[Dylan_]

im mexican and i cant read^^
i dont have a cock, just a giant strap on haha jk

 

[KeithB.]

Go play in the rain. Thats what I would do when I lived on the east coast. You could put on some waterproof shit and go x/c skiing or out for a walk. Hit the hill anyway. Go to the gym. Start drinking.

 

[IcePointa]

 

[IcePointa]

Motherfucker, how'd you get on NS?

 

[Dylan_]

getting onto NS was a bit harder than getting into the country

 

[Capt.Flannel]

"i can't read" meaning "I'm far too childish to want to expand my mind by reading something without pictures"

here, this should suffice, bud:
http://www.dosgamesarchive.com/download/game/7

 

[IcePointa]

Whether or not you're actually from Mexico, from what I know about you so far I would prefer you move there immediately.

I heard they have some good donkey shows you might be interested in.

Anyone who knows how to speak and write english and not how to read it is obviously possessed by GWB.

 

[Dylan_]

im kidding i can read imma go read some romieo and julliet peaceeee

any other suggestions ? imm gonna sutff my face probally too

 

[IcePointa]

 

[IcePointa]

rofl, but seriously do that for an hour and then report back

 

[Dylan_]

hahahahahahhaha
id rather stick it in my dogs butt

 

[Capt.Flannel]

problem solved.

 

[TheMoostafian]

draw something

 

[Alexander_Keith]

simply amazing

 

[killabees]

im wicked bored too im watching crank and my broskis to lazy to drive me anywhere. to lazy to draw/read w00ttttttt

 

[kepler.]

Smoke 2 bowls...watch some t.v. Boredom over.

 

[rhcp]

If you're the same person that complained that your girlfriend is in Florida then you could stop being so bored by practicing how to not be a whiny little bitch.