Im so poor, please for the love of god.

Detective

Detective

Active member
Seriously I'm gonna be living in a box if I don't get some money. at this point I'm incredibly desperate. please buy my moguls skis. they are brand new. dynastar assault superiors. oh please god Im porr

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
may i send you money?

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'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...

...Well said, Tanner.
 
theres got to be some way you can get money..no welfare?

when life gives you a lemon throw it at someone
 
You the man's in trouble when he's selling his skis.

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'The Chinese believe, that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summon godzilla.'- Sifl and Olly
 
I can send some can food but it will the crap that sits around and noone eats like barley mushroom corn chowder soup stuff. It probally expired too even though its in a can!

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
jon get a job... on that note, does anyone want to buy 1080moguls?... 171cm practically new. I'm poorer. (is that a word?) jon lives in whistler.

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We didn't have forums[/i] in NAM[/i]
 
you can't ski, so why haven't you worked your ass off in the downtime?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness' Lenny Bruce
 
I'm the poorest... I've just descovered the Whistler food bank... God Bless...

My income right now is about a $2 bucks a day...

From all the bottles i refund 2 get deposits.

King Can of CREST 10%... baby

'... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags

 
shut up reedy, just steal skis from turpins bitch ass and sell them!!!

haha, fo sheezy

peace dmb

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
I feel sorry for you.. tell you what I'm willing to donate to you my purple skis... they're my most prized posestion and you may have them

~Join the Brooke fan club today!!!~

*Proud Resident of the Dirty Part of Surrey*
 
Sell your body, or your seed. That's always good for a couple bucks, even if you're ugly.

Hey, it worked for your mom.

ozskier.com

'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
 
You live in whistler, dont complain.

'Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
 
hahahha jon

man i think the only thing you can turn to is prostitution now

good times when you're not wearing underpants

'We must tie all these desperate impressions together.' - Jim Morrison
 
Yeah, I'm willing to be poor to live in Whistler. But really, I feel bad for you. To make money, just sell your body. Work the street corners. Learn what a 'Cleveland Steamer' is.

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'The Chinese believe, that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summon godzilla.'- Sifl and Olly
 
i don't like the prostitutes in whistler... they kick you out of thier condo and don't even give you some shoes or tell you how to get home... damn them.

you could sing x-mas carols and play the spoons for quarters... or just become a drug dealer and sell your pot instead of somkin' it...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness
 
haha seriously you guys are the sheeznit. And to top it all off I got a virus and now I can only log on to newschoolers at school. friggin crap. by the way if you get a page asking if you wanna upgrade interenet explorer, DONT!

I'm going to sell my body (among other things) andwhen dustin gets here we are gonna get a job somewhere. but damn it there has to be someone left that skis moguls.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
Man, one of my friends asked me one night if I wanted a job......If i knew that he was bi, I wouldn't have said sure.....god, and we were at my cottage, the next night was a long one, spent with eyes open and ass cheeks clenched..damn, so the moral of this story is...If a guy asks you if you want a job, bust his face open on a curb and piss on his mother.

the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
 
what size? if they are my size ill buy them. how much?

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
you live in whistler? forget me sending you money. i dont have any anyways,

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'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...

...Well said, Tanner.
 
that sux for you...i would send you money but....no

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
sorry to hear dude, no worries things will get better

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
i can paypal u some monopoly money if u want. but right... u need to have a credit card to register with paypal.

sorry dude, better luck next time.

Fear is the mind killer!
 
PIPE MUNKY, umm... $700CAD... with bindings: salomon T9 or something? I can check if ya want.

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We didn't have forums[/i] in NAM[/i]
 
jon ahah your not poor you got your dad to pay for things.. and yeah darryl made a good point. while your injured go get a job

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
I dont live with my dad.

and don't buy the 1080 moguls, they suck compared to the assault superiors.

I'll sell mine for whatever you wanna give me (within reason) size 185 and 180. I have three pairs of 185 and one pair of 180's.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
ya, like seriously...

you could always just sleep on the benches in the village... ask Will Bray (Wintrwill) how it is

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'I gotta keep my liver occupied, I don't want it to not get any excersise' Dave Pauls on why he drinks all the time
 
Reedy, get on the phone with Dynastar and tell them you want 10 grand a year or you are finished with them. Then when your sponsorship is pulled, tell me so I can laugh.

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
 
hey detective, iv got a good, quick money making scheme for you: sell your body to fat chicks

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
what........ fat chicks need love too

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
.....but they gotta pay!

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
yeah fat chicks dude

or you could save your money and buy a lot of weed and sell that. im geting a 1/4 for $75 and selling it all to make some money. if youve seen that show on mtv, you saw how much money you can make doing that.

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
by the way, 75 bucks for a 1/4 is rediculous. its mo like 50 round these parts. Things are about to get better. would be much easier if my skis would sell but meh. Since I'm crippled for the summer I'm gonna get a couple jobs once dustin gets out here on tuesday. it'll be all good again;/

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
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