im so fucked over...

im not ending it, chill lol. i said that last night just cuz i was angry and not thinking clearly. its noon right now, gettin closer to lunch time hehe, wish me luck.

-paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
ya the mom will scream and shit but the dad might do something else

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
wow yeah, just tell her moms straight up how it is. shit this aint the 50's, you're the normal one here. your gf needs to grow up and run her own life (and stop having sex before a gyno appt. I mean jeez have some consideration for the doc. he didnt go to med school to sift through jizz filled snatches.) and her moms needs to get a grip on reality and how relationships have changed. props for fuckin her till she bleeds. thats a keeper, dont let her slip away!

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
haha 221 y ou're so funny..anyways, you gotta tell us how lunch went.

BoardomGuitar:

We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
Good luck...good move though

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I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
good luck you might need from what it seems

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
ok yes, just got back form lunch and she was really bitter towards me at first but i got a little mad and was like hey look i didnt ask you to come to lunch with me to get scolded so listen up. that set her straight and we had a very adult conversation and it was calm and cool after that. she understood a little better where we were coming from and i even told her that weve been having sex for about a year, she didnt take that too well and almost left, but it had to be said. in the end, she was ok with it as long as she never has to find out again she said. she understands we love eachother and i mean its pretty obvious if weve been dating for three years that weve had sex plenty of times so yeah she got over it eventually and im sure shes gonnna go home and forgive lauren as well. man she was so harsh on lauren too, called her all these names and made her feel like shit, it wasnt too cool. but in the end all is good.....as long as the father never finds out....:D

-paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
Congrat's Paul... I was hoping things would work out alright for you two!

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
thanx sarah

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
(and stop having sex before a gyno appt. I mean jeez have some consideration for the doc. he didnt go to med school to sift through jizz filled snatches.)

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