im so fucked over...

sherLocke

sherLocke

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yeah so today my girlfriend decides to not tell me she has a genecologists(sp??)apointment today and we had sex in morning. she goes, and of course the doc says something and her mom is right in the room. her mom wigged out on her, called my parents and told them(they didnt really care). but the thing is i used to be really cool with her mom and she was really nice to me. now shes gonna be a bitch everytime i see her, i feel like i could never show my face to her again. she needs to just suck it up and stop bein such a bitch right? i need a girls viewpoint on this mabye i can understand her bitchyness better.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

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that's never the best man.. never the best

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
worry about the dad, he might have a gun collection

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

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or play
 
Uhh, that stuff is supposed to be confidential. From what my gyno says, they're not allowed to talk about taht stuff (just like with shrinks and whatnot) to the parents... You should look into that. Sorry about the mishap, though... I don't really know what to tell you, but that was kind of a bitch thing for your girlfriend to do.

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even if its supposed to be confidential it wasnt so whats the point of looking into it? The moms not gonna forget on some technicality.

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Because the doctor could get in trouble, and they could get money!

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

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We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
the problem was that your girlfriend has no spine and can't tell her mom that since it is a gyno appointment it's super personnal and she'd rather be in the room alone...

...either that or you are 14 and there is no way you should be fuckin' anyway.

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your girlfriend is a dumbass then

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yeah it was a real selfish bitch thing to do im fuckin pissed at her. she doesnt live with her dad so hopefully he wont find out and im 18 and my g/f is 17. i know its supposed to be confidential but her mom was in the room for some reason. and what happened was(sorry for the details that follow) she got a little tear cuz we fucked for like an hour straight and it was still bleeding when she got there thats why she said something and her mom put two and two together and basically got my g/f to admit to it. im so pissed, im gonna have to break up with this girl ive dated for almost three years. she said she will never have sex with me anymore either cuz she will feel too guilty. damn i hate my life sometimes...

-paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
just to play devil's advocate, maybe she didn't know about the appt? although it was wierd that her mom was there, she should be honest with the dr. cause they have a job to do and need to know if they should be checking for std's, etc.

 
man hahhahahaha i can't help but laugh at this.

yeah i'd ditch the bitch and get a trick.

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na actualyl she knew about the appointment cuz after we had sex she was like i hope the gyno doesnt notice, i was like wtf is wrong with you? why would you do that to us? she was like idk i really wanted to have sex, i called her a selfish bitch and left. i need to go break something.

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
oooh damn her mom can make her press charges on you w/ statutory rape bullshit

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The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
no

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The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
'It is any carnal knowledge of a female under the age of consent, whether or not the female was a willing participant. The age of consent varies from state to state, but is generally from 16 - 18 years of age. Again, some states may include in their definition carnal knowledge of a male under the age of consent in that state.'

i found that

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And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
That law is soooo fucking stupid. I mean, if the girl wanted to do it and she was younger, whats the big deal? I mean if an 18 year old can fuck a 50 year old, why can't a 17 year old fuck an 18 year old?

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she told me her mom isnt pressing charges, i live in new york and the age is 18. im lucky for that but still its fucked up beyond words.

-paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
can i have her phone number? I'll call her mom up and tell her how much of a fucking douche bag she is.

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IN PA, thats completely LEGAL! That sucks though man.. at least she doesnt live with her dad

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its not a matter of legality dudes, its a matter i took her virginity (like a year ago) but her mom doesnt know that. she thinks today was the first time we had sex and shes flippin on her now and if i ever see her she will probably choke me out. shes not letting her see me anymore either i just found out. we cant go out anywhere together she doesnt trust her daughter, that fuckin bitch...

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
she's 17!!! thats so dumb when is she 18? so she can move out?

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And when I come and bring the ruckus

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that's fucked up dude... you need to have a talk with les pareniantes... tell them that you two were in love or shit... try to make it work.

-Pat

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hahahahaha

reminds me of the time my gf's mom walked in on me feeding it to her daughter from behind.

oh man that was awkward

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^haha good one, but seriously you should suck it up and let her mom take out her aggression on you, because eventually she'll forgive and forget (I'd assume) Either way that sucks.

 
hahahah ^ that's wicked funny... ya dude you can move out at 16... not 18... well here anyways... but still, what kinda wig-out bitch mother would flip out like that? does she not think her daughter's gonna fuck? she should be happy ur the only one, and if u been together for 3 years she's a complete dumbfuck. so you fucked her? what's the mom gonna do now? tell ur hoe to get her ass over there and feed you some pootang. now. fuck guilt.

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'tell ur hoe to get her ass over there and feed you some pootang. now.'

eat a dick you faggot ass little bitch

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The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
haha, funny...my mom hates my exboyfriend too, but that's cuz he was an ass...her mom probably just doesnt' want to admit that her little girl is growing up or she had sex when she was young and had some sort of fuct up shit happen to her and she's freakin out cuz she doesnt want it to happen to her daughter too (aka having an abortion or somethin)...either way, the least you could do is talk to her instead of cower away like a fool.

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im not cowering away like i a fool, i just dont know what the fuck to do. im gonna see if the mom wants to have lunch with me or somethin so we can talk it out and explain to her that its not really a big deal. i think she just overeacted big time. and there was no pun intended in the title but w/e. thanx for the support whoever gave it, i feel a little betta. one of the many reasons why this site rocks.

-paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
Yeah you need to just talk to her mom. My gfs dad saw us fucking on the couch and then came into her room another time while my cock was out of my pants. So I sat down with pops and explained that I loved his daughter and that we used contraception and all that 'it's easy to destroy three lives' type bullshit.It's cool now. But yo thats harsh son.

Peace

 
that really sucks.

i once got into a relaly big fight with my parents,a nd blew up on them and told ythem straight out i was having sex. so they can never use that against me anymore.

but that really sucks aboutt he girlfriend. but i dont tihnk you should break up eith her. i eman let it ride and cool off for a few days. then take a look at where you stand.

im out
 
same thing happened to my friend sorta

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stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
 
that sucks, my girlfriends mom lets her sleep over at my house and hers... get one like that

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
def talk it out, talking seems to solve alot of things. speak your mind, if its meant to be she will understand.

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publicenemy arent you friends with cravate you post whoring phool. haha jk

-paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
who the hell is cravate?

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stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue

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stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
 
i think hes thinkin of amber...soxripper

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The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
i figured he was refering to cravate cuz she posted just above him. and cravate is friends with soxripper and im pretty sure soxripper and publicenemy know eachother.

-paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
wait, your parents like just don't care?

that would be super awkward, i'd think. what did they say? how did this whole thing work out? like who said what, and how did they respond, and what not.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
huh? that went way over my head

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The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
if you like go to your doctor and they say you're pregnant or something that doctor can't say anything even if you are under 18

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The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
cryss I never really got what you ment by 'never use that against me anymore' how can they use not having sex against you?

and the talk with her mom should be easy just say how you feel about her, you obviously feel something for her if you've been with her for 3 years. and the 'I'm never having sex again' thing occurs to a lot of people it doesn't last for long. give it a month and you'll back at it like rabbits.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
in ontario at least, it's 16 or doctors judgement. So it's up to the doctor if he wants to tell a 15 year olds parents.

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well shes 17 and i dont live in ontario. i just called her house and her mom agreed to have lunch with me at one o'clock so i just gotta tell her like it is, and i also gota tell her yesterday wasnt the first time we had sex (this is what she thinks) she prob wont take it too well but mabye shell understand that we really love eachother and get over it.

-paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
bleeding

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
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