I'm so emo that...

i dont binge by myself but i will get a buzz by myself sometimes. I mean half the men over 30 and married in america do that every afternoon so why cant I after a hard day of highschool?
 
I'm drinking Corona... and it's not a lot so I had to pound it as fast as I could to get the bad emo feelings away.
 
Corona sucks.. it's Mexican piss in a bottle.

Go buy a handle of Jagermeister and pound that down.. ha.
 
if i told newschoolers that i straighten my hair and make it stick out to the side kinda...

would they think im emo?

 
I don't know... it was some sketchy kid that the cops happen to know from drunk tank and some other one that ran from the same cop the night before....
 
if you actually think about it... masturbation is worse and more pathetic than drinking alone. so if drinking alone is emo, than masturbation must be.. gothic?
 
i like your thoughts hmmm. and yeah to the guy who said drinking is just as ok as smoking alone i agree kinda, but id rather be high alone so im not bored...
 
nothing wrong with what you are doing. i could go for a drink, but i'm gonna be alcohol free all week probly.
 
that... "i wear condoms that are a size too small"

that... "i spend 30 minutes making sure my pubes cover the eye of my cock every morning"
 
wait wait though, who the fuck drinks alone and doesnt jerk off at least once? i know i always do if i drink alone.
 
no

i have an emo slice, that i straighten

and i listen to silverstein and taking back sunday

and i used to have black thick-rimmed glasses
 
thats gross, just watch your favorite movie and at the same time try to keep a sick buzz going for the entire movie then at the end you can just pass out.
 
that...'instead of plucking my unibrow i straighten and dye it in way that it can match my bangs (or eyeguard for the none emo's).'
 
im sorry, but that may be one of the worst demands i have ever heard.  i dont want this to sound like im supporting "emos" because im not in anyway.  But seriously, what are you trying to accomplish with that statement?  i used to say things like that when i was much much younger.  what your trying to say is that every single emo child on this green earth should pick up a gun a blow their brains out, that everyone of their kind who commit suicide, thats actually retarded.  your an idiot, who are you trying to impress?  i have no problem with bashing emos, but seriously come up with something more original to express your sentiment than shit like that, and if you cant then shut the fuck up   
 
dude i know that relationship got really bad, really fast, and ive had the exact same thing happen. just drop the alcohol, get in the shower, and listen to some jack johnson. its not worth it. you feel like drinking because it seems like its what most people do in a depressed situation. not true. you arent an alcoholic. movies and shit glorify this act, like in out cold where when he sees the french girl he grabs the wild turkey. there is no reason, you're better than this. you dont want to be doing this shit. get off on NS for one. go walk around. sitting here will do nothing but propagate your sadness
 
yeah totally man! i hate those guys so much. all the guys at my high school make fun of them with me it's awesome we get such a rush from doing it. plus it's super funny, right?

...right?
 
does anyone else see the large number of high school kids drinking alone posting on this thread as actually pretty tragic?

fuck id never do that. get a friend over or something. i mean, a weekday too? alone? not a thursday even?
 
I disagree with whoever said drinking alone is no different than smoking alone. I see no problem with blazing alone because smoking isn't about getting fucked up, it's about just chilling and opening your mind further. It sounds super hippy-ish but, whatever. That's whats up
 
I think it's more sad that I'm in college and did that. Well I mean after a bit I wondered downstairs and watched football with my roommates which was pretty chill.
 
sometimes when i get home from school on friday and my budzz are all smoked up, i drink. by mahself, its way fun.
 
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