i'm so drunk

it's new years and i'm so drunk...my girlfriend hates me but i can'yt even thinkl how bout uyou

Shooter:I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
 
i was wasted too, made out with 3 guys gfs hope it doesnt get out. its 4 am now i cant sleep i just got home

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
its morning now and its just pass 9am. fuck i was plastered lastnight too and it felt great

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
i havent slept for 25 hours, and 53 minutes, and it will end up being around 48 hours

skogenjake: i got owned hardcore. i though he was a real little cunt



 
i got sooo much sleep last night so no hangover baby. and i remembered my for ever 3 beers its one cup of water.

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Still no snow on the east coast.

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it was...and all I drank was water and orange soda haha

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
wow i just woke up and i'm still drunk off my ass HAHAHA funny shit. later, time to go hit up some rails

Shooter:I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
 
im so hung over ive been such a lazy shit ive just sat on the couch and ate hot pockets... i did get up once and shot a squirrel with my paintball gun, but thats about the only constructive thing ive done

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
it was 6 am when i more fell then walked home pissed like shit. today i woke up at 4pm and i was still cofused hehe

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riding skiboards is like banging fat chicks.....it might be fun, but you dont tell your friends about it. - weenox
 
i went skiing until 10, then came home and edited film, and went to bed, it was ana awesome night

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WWW.FLAT-EARTH.ORG

THE EARTH IS FLAT FUCKERS

 
i went to bed at nine

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'send 2 mexicans over there they will take care of everything'-Ice-Is-Scary's thoughts on how australia should fix there population problem
 
i got wasted and chipped my front tooth in half on a bottle of champange

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
I was mixing beam and cokes till 6 in the morning, I had a good night

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
^haha nice. I was pretty drunk last night too.

~~ PhUnKiN pHaT pHrEeRiDeRs ~~

--------> RIGHT COAST ------->
 
i went to sleep at around 3 am last night and it was some funny shit my buddy was making out with this chick in his room and then his mom came into the house... so a couple my friends went to go warn him but his mom followed and walked in on him and he didnt have any pants on ahahaha

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
dude these 3 chick madeout for like 20 mins last night it was fucking sweet

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
ive felt like shit all day, just tired and feel sick kinda

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
I felt afterbake from waking up at 11 till a bout 2 or 3. I could feel my partying untill 2 or 3 today man..

I was so gone last night jeezus. It was great.

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Formerly known as jibEmpyre.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
but yeah but thingk about this i just keep fuckin drinking and drinknig and its tjanuary 2 and i'm doing it again. god dammit i'm sa drunk fuck

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'NS is like hotel california, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'-Sugarloaf

 
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