hahahaha, this is funny. and kid, you arnt drunk, and those freshies you speak of are prolly a year younger than you. if you were, you either wouldnt be able to get to your computer, or itd look like this:
sok ,l. im ilidkw sofooo drimndck righr nowq. we miceddf lAAL thins shjit...
either way, posting about it is lame. if you actually had a funny story, then its all good. but otherwise, NO ONE CARES!