I'm Smarter Than you

welcome to the wonderful world of stylistic issues. Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, John Irving, and Charlotte Bronte all use stylistic innaccuracies to call attention to certain sentences.

 
no salt is soduim not NaCl if you had said TABLE salt than that would have been acceptable, but you refered to the mineral found in animals not the mineral compound found in many major bodies of water.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
all ionic bonding molecules that can dissolve fully in water are salts.

Alexander Nevsky had one eye, then lost the other one, that is what is so special about him. It was also the first time the Teutonic Knights have lost a battle. Then there was another battle where they sank in the mud, but i forget what it was called. Alexander nevsky also had a wierd weapon at his disposal, it was a wierd type of slingshot. And btw, u can argue whatever you want for what was the importance of a battle, because there is always more then one, depending on what book or website you get it from.

and why are you asking me questions? I am not the one that claimed i was smarter then every1 on this site? BTW, there is a difference between actual intelligence, and arrogance.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
“I breathe from my mouth”. Thank you for admitting this. You now have painted a wonderful picture of yourself for me, sitting at home, pimply faced, mouth ajar, breathing heavily due to the fact you feel you are smarter than a few 13 year-old children.

The mouth breathing facial expression represents the slack jawed, panting for a breath, un-unintelligent, lower-class individual, or for lack of a better term, “redneck”.

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
what kind of units would you use to convert to moles? And since ure multiplying by a number like 2, not 2/1 or 2.00, then u are actually 6 foot because of sig figs.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
Yeah they've all written highly respectable classics! Don't you even call upon that excuse. They knew what they were making the mistakes. You did not. You wouldn't have made them. As you just posted before ' don't waste my time', would you then set yourself up to waste your own time in the form of correcting your grammar. Look buddy if any famous other was trying to prove how ' smart ' he was he wouldn't be making stylistic errors. Such literay devices are set aside for forming the characters of intricate novels. Now unless you're trying to make your image into that of Huck Finn, it doesn't float as an excuse.

Patrick

patproductions.com
 
It is true that many well-known authors do not follow grammar rules because of poetic effect; however, one must know the grammatical rules in order to break them, and you obviously do not know them if you make mistakes while trying to prove that you are smart.

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 
he left because he knew that he lost.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
lol, yeah i realized that this is by far the fastest growing thread ever. Its funny what having almost everybody on NS hating you can do.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
and Bronte wrote the most idiotic book, wuthering heights. it was about nothing! Its like a story from an old lady that couldnt keep her mouth shut.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
i had no input in this whatsoever,strictly because i am a dumbass

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
' too complicated for others to get' What, so now we've moved on the the ' i don't want to tell you because just because' excuses? If you're trying to show how smart you are, isn't the position you're aiming for above the intelligence of the people on this forum?

You're sinking..and sinking....if you were truly smart you would have the knowledge in yourself to know so and not need to come on to an internet forum and find it.

Patrick

patproductions.com
 
I've never met such a dumb person in my life. you didn't prove yourself any smarter than anybody on this site, only much more gay and retarded than anybody on this site including lagwagon if that's even possible. Of course, you probably aren't smart enough to even know who lagwagon is. Seeing as you've already pissed alot people off, it would be in your best favor to leave or admit that you are truly an eleven-year-old piss kop that tries to look smart by carrying a dictionary around wherever they go.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
You never defeated me though. You cannot begin a new thread without first completing this one. If you begin a new thread, you are admiting defeat.

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
He won't admit defeat. His ego won't allow it. We just all know that he was defeated.

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 
He's too dumb to know that's he defeated.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
Nope. I’m done. You have lost. Better luck next time.

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
You mean you still think you can walk with pride?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
I get it. It sounds just like a joke a second grade student would make up and get ridiculed for. Why do you need to battle with cj by sending messages? Are you too afraid to lose in front of everybody?

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 
I think he is

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
that was among the worst puns ever made

haha, i've never seen sportchik tell some1 off, this is a whole new experience for me.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
Im not admitting defeat, you have done nothing to prove you have defeated me. It seems though that is this just turning into another 'Last person to post wins' thread.

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
go lateralizs, cool new icon!!!

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
its cause he reminds me of this kid in my debate class. He thinks he wins every single time when all he does is spout irrelivent comments and facts. Still, I'm the one with an 'A' in the class, while he's the one with a 'D'. Whats up with the stupids in this world?

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
his icons just get better and better.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
thats what i like about women, they can be the nicest people on the planet, but as soon as u start pressin there buttons, then down you are gonna go.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
'fuck that.' Generally an expression used when one is finnished with something = you're done = you loose.

Patrick

patproductions.com
 
thats why you say hey bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
i got a 27 on my act does that make me smart?

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-Only Through Chaos Will We Ever See Change

-Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman
 
and i finished top 2.5% in Canada, on my last math contest. 122

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
hey skisundownjibber, i live about 45 mintues from ski sundown, so what would happen if i drove over there and killed you, then you wouldnt be smarter than anyone because youd be dead

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
lol

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
i wouldn't mind if ya did that...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
what town do you live in

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
ah you live in glastonbury. i once knew 2 kids that live in glastonbury and fancied themselves newschool skiers. They go to Kingswood now, i think.

 
this thread is funny. if you read the apology of socrates by plato, socrates went around talking to all the people who thought they were smart in the town, the poets, the skilled craftsmen, and the politicians. from talking to them he realized that they really werent wise because they believed that they were wise.

dont judge my grammar or spelling because honestly, i dont care about how well i write on the internet.

- Julian
 
fancied??? seriously. not even smart people talk like that. just pufdah's and princesses

founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
 
I like this thread; cj and Capurnicus win. Sundown loses. He is grammatically illiterate and doesn't even deserve the respect of the 12-year-old kids on this website. SkiSundownJibber, I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul.

-Teddy
 
did u notice when whats-his-name gave that weird equation to find his height, he said 'multiplay by 2, then divide by 2' it is obvious he was making that whole thing up and isnt smart enough to figure out that multiplying by 2 then dividing by 2 comes up with the same answer as started with

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
I feel left behind in this thread.

Im the smartest. I wanna brag about it but its sorta beside the point now.

Madd_Trixx, I still got the diploma thing they gave us for those test on my wall....I was in the 99th percentile for Science, Math, Reading comprehension, Social Studies, Grammar AND coolness. Everyone in 6th grade hated me.

OK how this...whos got the highest SAT score?

 
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